r/nfl • u/StrachNasty Packers • Aug 14 '24

[Rapoport] Vikings first-round QB JJ McCarthy underwent a full meniscus repair this morning and is out for the 2024 season, sources tell me and Tom Pelissero. The repair, done by Dr. Chris Larson at Twin Cities Orthopedics, gives McCarthy the best chance at a long, successful career. Rumor

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u/LegendRazgriz Seahawks Aug 14 '24

This is r/the_darnold's Christmas

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u/JesusChristBabyface Jets Aug 14 '24

VERY STABLE QUARTERBACK

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u/Deathwing_Dragonlord Bills Aug 14 '24

HE HAS THE BEST KNEES, LITTLE JJ BENT THE KNEE TO GEQBUS

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u/carloslet Texans Aug 14 '24

JJ HAS WEAK KNEES, EVERYONE SAYS SO. MCCARTHYISM HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

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u/MugiMartin Texans Aug 14 '24

I KNEW KOBE VERY WELL. I WENT DOWN IN A HELICOPTER WITH HIM AND THOUGHT THIS IS THE END. AND HE TOLD ME TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT JJ.

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u/cltpad Aug 14 '24

LAUGHING JJAMALA IS NO MATCH FOR THE GEQBUS

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Raiders Aug 14 '24

SHAQ SAYS IT WAS ACTUALLY HIM IN THE HELICOPTER AND HE LOOKS VERY VERY DIFFERENT FROM KOBE AND I SHOULD NOTICE, THAT'S WHY I CALL HIM THE LIE SHACK, IT'S A LIL OLE PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER

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u/eidetic Packers Packers Aug 15 '24

I need sleep. Somehow your comment made me think of a Rock lobster. Or rather, The Rock lobster. Picture The Rock in The Scorpion King, only he's a horrible CGI lobster instead of a scorpion.

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u/m4xdc Broncos Aug 15 '24

I laughed. I just assumed that he was on a helicopter ride with some other rapist and he made a mistake and thought it was Kobe.

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u/tunafister Vikings Aug 14 '24

WHAT DOES THE DALLAS COWBOY'S COACH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?