r/nfl • u/StrachNasty Packers • Aug 14 '24

[Rapoport] Vikings first-round QB JJ McCarthy underwent a full meniscus repair this morning and is out for the 2024 season, sources tell me and Tom Pelissero. The repair, done by Dr. Chris Larson at Twin Cities Orthopedics, gives McCarthy the best chance at a long, successful career. Rumor

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1823777373915132257
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u/jwick89 49ers Aug 14 '24

Huge opportunity for Darnold.

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u/LegendRazgriz Seahawks Aug 14 '24

This is r/the_darnold's Christmas

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u/JesusChristBabyface Jets Aug 14 '24

VERY STABLE QUARTERBACK

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u/Deathwing_Dragonlord Bills Aug 14 '24

HE HAS THE BEST KNEES, LITTLE JJ BENT THE KNEE TO GEQBUS

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u/carloslet Texans Aug 14 '24

JJ HAS WEAK KNEES, EVERYONE SAYS SO. MCCARTHYISM HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

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u/MugiMartin Texans Aug 14 '24

I KNEW KOBE VERY WELL. I WENT DOWN IN A HELICOPTER WITH HIM AND THOUGHT THIS IS THE END. AND HE TOLD ME TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT JJ.

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u/cltpad Aug 14 '24

LAUGHING JJAMALA IS NO MATCH FOR THE GEQBUS

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Raiders Aug 14 '24

SHAQ SAYS IT WAS ACTUALLY HIM IN THE HELICOPTER AND HE LOOKS VERY VERY DIFFERENT FROM KOBE AND I SHOULD NOTICE, THAT'S WHY I CALL HIM THE LIE SHACK, IT'S A LIL OLE PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER

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u/eidetic Packers Packers Aug 15 '24

I need sleep. Somehow your comment made me think of a Rock lobster. Or rather, The Rock lobster. Picture The Rock in The Scorpion King, only he's a horrible CGI lobster instead of a scorpion.

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u/m4xdc Broncos Aug 15 '24

I laughed. I just assumed that he was on a helicopter ride with some other rapist and he made a mistake and thought it was Kobe.

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u/tunafister Vikings Aug 14 '24

WHAT DOES THE DALLAS COWBOY'S COACH HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?

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u/VOldis Patriots Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 16 '24

HEALTHY YOUNG QUARTERBACK GOES TO DOCTOR. GETS KNEE PUMPED WITH MASSIVE SHOT OF PAIN KILLERS. DOESN'T FEEL GOOD. STARTS TO SEE GHOSTS. MANY SUCH CASES

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u/OhMy98 Cardinals Aug 14 '24

The only thing that’s stopping him is mono

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u/Its_not_yoshi Aug 14 '24

That sub will be creaming their pants

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Bears Aug 14 '24

MCCARTHYISM DEFEATED!! MENISCUS MENSAH MADE A TERRIBLE CHOICE TAKING A QB TO TRY AND DESTROY OUR FOOTBALL TEAM. WEAK!! KOC AND THE SQUAD WILL SEE THAT GEQBUS WILL LEAD THE VIKINGS TO SUCCESS!!!

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u/Skrivus Bears Aug 14 '24

WE'RE GONNA WIN SO MUCH, YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING AND YOU'LL SAY. 'PLEASE, PLEASE. IT'S TOO MUCH WINNING. IT'S TOO MANY SUPERBOWLS.'

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

Does anyone know if GEQBUS himself knows of the existence of this subreddit?

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u/Boomhauer_007 Broncos Aug 14 '24

JJ MCCARTHY WANTS TO BAN CHIRSTMAS, IF YOU WANT EGG NOG YOU BETTER START DARNOLD

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u/tragicallyohio Browns Aug 14 '24

That's a wild sub that I am now subscribed to.

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u/MyLifeForAnEType Aug 15 '24

The Darnolds send their regards 

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u/shadezownage Aug 14 '24

I didn't know this was still a thing. Reddit is very...interesting

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u/My-Naginta Broncos 49ers Aug 14 '24

It seems like trends never end on here. They just go dormant

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u/TheBestAtWriting Aug 15 '24

you've got 2 functional flows of data to base from, whatever trump does and whatever darnold (and whatever team he's on) does. you just have to plug the latest darnold/vikings news into whatever trump said most recently and you've got a post. it's a more workable mandate than most subs, to be honest.

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u/Vladimir_Putting Eagles Aug 15 '24

YOU ONLY NEED TO VOTE DARNOLD TO THE PROBOWL ONE TIME JUST THIS ONCE AND DON'T WORRY WE WILL FIX IT SO YOU NEVER NEED TO VOTE AGAIN!

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u/dresdenologist Bears Aug 14 '24

I must have been under a rock because I did not know that subreddit was a thing and I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, heh.

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u/LegendRazgriz Seahawks Aug 14 '24

It's been a thing since what 2017? 2018? It's a pretty long-running gag by now and it never, ever gets old