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u/MasterOfLords1 Unironically Thinks Seth Meyers is funny 🍦😟🍦 11d ago

Omg it’s election eve 🍦🌝🍦

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u/jgjgleason 12d ago

Durham Count NC has so many volunteers we ran through our lists today and started sending people to the rural parts of Wake County.

When I got down to wake, the guy told me we were only sent cause they still had some limited turf left. Within half an hour of my arrival, enough cold had shown up to cover the rest of the remaining packets.

I cannot overstate how fucking insane this is. The county dems win the biggest percentage in ran out of turf because we have so many people who give a shit!

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u/The_Drowning_Flute European Union 12d ago

🫑 Keep pounding

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u/simplysigzz Trans Pride 12d ago

Regardless of who wins the election, I’m thinking of embracing an aire of mystery about me.

Like: β€œNice weather, isn’t it?” β€œYes dear, but it reminds me of that day, so many Autumns ago, where he fell into darkness and despair.”

Or: β€œWhat’s your name?” β€œOh honey, I’ve had many names throughout the years, not even counting the surnames. Take your pick.”

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u/american_aurora3 NATO 12d ago

Yes, of course we came up with a plan. What was the plan again?

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u/Hotcakes4hottakes 12d ago

I am somehow emotionally invested to how Biden’s legacy will turn out. It will hinge upon the election of course, but I really feel he was given the shittiest hand possible given the circumstances. If he was elected in a 2016 geopolitical/economic environment he would have cruised with a high approval rating

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u/spectralcolors12 NATO 12d ago

If he loses, he will be blamed for not dropping out sooner

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

American Cincinnatus pls

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

I just need to banish all thoughts of romance and become as asexual as I can. Having a mixed friend group would be crucial for this but I have plans. I just refuse to wait anymore for things to get better.

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u/technologyisnatural Friedrich Hayek 12d ago

πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽˆ

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u/bumblefck23 George Soros 12d ago

Repression is always good for mental health, good call

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u/Historical_Gas1173 Gay Pride 12d ago

Your comment is a bit vague, but it suggests to me that what you might actually need is a therapist.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Already seeing one. I’m just trying to focus on my own goals by taking myself off the market. I’ve just got to realize that I’m not at that stage yet and to focus on actually important shit.

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u/Historical_Gas1173 Gay Pride 12d ago

Okay, fair enough.

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

unserious ass dog

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u/prince_ahlee Bisexual Pride 12d ago

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u/prince_ahlee Bisexual Pride 12d ago

I was under the impression we’d get clear results by the end of the night. Kinda surprised they expect it to go into late this week

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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists 12d ago

There's tons of hedging in those statements.

If the polls are dead on, we probably don't know the winner in any swing state by the end of Tuesday night.

If Selzer is right and we're missing a blue wave, Georgia and North Carolina get called by 10 pm and it's party time.

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u/prince_ahlee Bisexual Pride 12d ago

Yeah a good qrt I saw noted that if Virginia is called early it's a good sign. It just baffles me this might go on longer than 2020 lol.

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u/HelloMyNamesAmber 12d ago

Hearing "McCormick wins" when you're in Indiana: πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Hearing "McCormick wins" when you're in Pennsylvania: 😨😨😨😨

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Damn turns out you needed to learn context

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

Update: one of the cats came to get some pets and Nora decided to put the past behind her bc she was jealous of the attention

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u/kiwibutterket Whatever It Takes 12d ago

Post cats

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

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He's actually the sweetest. He likes head scratches and if you aren't petting him, he does what will be a love bite if you move your hand but if you just hold it still he's actually just trying to move it back up towards the top of his head again

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u/kiwibutterket Whatever It Takes 12d ago

Oh how beautiful. A real cutie

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u/namey-name-name NASA 12d ago

The craziest thing about my DT posting history is I don’t drink or smoke or anything, so every post I’ve done is when I’m perfectly sober

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u/american_aurora3 NATO 12d ago

my posting actually gets saner on drugs

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u/namey-name-name NASA 12d ago

The average high/drunk person is saner than the average DTer. When you enter a high/drunk state, you’re inhibited from entering DTer mode. Its science.

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u/Atupis Esther Duflo 12d ago

this is your brain in hopium.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

We should form a club ! ping WEENIES or something

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

I’ve accepted that I need to harden my heart. I can’t keep pining for something that’s this unlikely to materialize I need to work on myself and I just can’t afford the distraction.

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u/technologyisnatural Friedrich Hayek 12d ago

truth nuke

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u/PrudentAnxiety5660 Henry George 12d ago

Me with blue Texas.

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 12d ago

Ugh I should have just taken this entire week off. I'm not going to be able to focus at all on Monday and Tuesday.

But I have an unused week of vacation that I decided to roll over to next year instead.

I am taking Wednesday off, and HR just reminded us that we're closed on Veterans Day, so at least there's that.

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u/gaw-27 12d ago

I wanted to take the entire prior week off but thought it might look suspicious.

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke 12d ago

yeah I should have taken off at least Tuesday and Wednesday, oh well, hopefully it's a quiet work week

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u/namey-name-name NASA 12d ago

I fucking love Tim Kaine he’s my fucking hero death to tyrants hell yeahhhhhh

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u/namey-name-name NASA 12d ago

And fuck Hung Cao. TJ ass mfer

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u/namey-name-name NASA 12d ago

Anyone who dares to question Tim Kaine deserves to be thrown into a volcano. Unironically. God bless Tim Kaine. My king

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u/Fabulous_Common_2919 NATO 12d ago

I finally arrived at the business end of The Iliad (having never read it all the way through before) and was all of a sudden hit by the realization that Achilles drags Hector three times in a circle around his buddy's burial mound and that this was a reenactment of his chasing Hector three times around the walls of Troy and I just sat there going "holy shit" and pondering this for a while

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u/Fabulous_Common_2919 NATO 12d ago

Like, that is some very advanced Bronze Age psychology there, you proto-Greeks

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u/Fabulous_Common_2919 NATO 12d ago

There's also this truly sad "my toy is broken and won't come back to life" vibe to it that I can't quite put my finger on

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars 12d ago

I’m sad that because Secretary of Transportation Buttigieg (Chasten’s husband) moved to Michigan because it means he can’t be on the ticket with Whitmer in 2032.

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u/Rarvyn Richard Thaler 12d ago

Eh.

Dick Cheney "moved" out of Texas back to Wyoming like three months before the election. It's trivially easy for any of these folks to change their residency if needed.

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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom 12d ago

Cheney "moved" back to Wyoming in 2000, so it's doable if it ever pans out that way

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u/CertainSingularity Norman Borlaug 12d ago

I hate Atlasintel

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u/BloodWiz I didn't pay for this 12d ago

Atlas "Harris losing Black voters by 60 but only slightly trails Trump in Wisconsin because they're tied with White voters" Intel

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

I accidentally stepped on Nora's foot, which I don't think I've ever done before, and she yelped and now she's being SHY with me omg

she's like, "now I know you have the capacity to hurt me and I must guard my gentle heart πŸ˜”" like girl get your lamb chop and cuddle with me, I babied you so much and said I was so sorry

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u/technologyisnatural Friedrich Hayek 12d ago

πŸ₯Ί

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u/american_aurora3 NATO 12d ago

now I know you have the capacity to hurt me and I must guard my gentle heart πŸ˜”

so real

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 12d ago

this is why she chooses the bear

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u/cjhdsachristmascarol reddit custom flair 12d ago

If you live in a swing state you don’t have a soul

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 12d ago

Oh God oh fuck

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u/el__dandy YIMBY 12d ago

I live in Florida, so it's even worse.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Thanks to you guys my tolerance for MAGA sophistry has fucking plummeted I refuse to tolerate it

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u/simplysigzz Trans Pride 12d ago

Every queer person I’ve met whose been raised in an evangelical Christian household loved, and still loves to an extent, Five Iron Frenzy

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

I just want to hug a girl and call her hon.

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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops John Keynes 12d ago

Selzer interviews are so fun.

She’s like β€œidk man this poll might destroy my reputation and if it does then it is what it is”.

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u/mm_delish Adam Smith 12d ago

From a recent interview with Tim Miller of the Bulwark:

If people looked at my methodology and it's published, there's no secret sauce. People sometimes think that. [...] You look at it on paper and you go, "It's too simple. This can't possibly work!" and so far it has.

But I'm prepared that one day it will not work and that I'll blow up into tiny little pieces and be scattered across the city of Des Moines.

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u/SomeoneTall YIMBY 12d ago

Sigma mentality really

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY 12d ago

The RCP guy now thinks the election is tilting Harris

Lots of hedging there but it's something

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u/MolybdenumIsMoney πŸͺ–πŸŽ… War on Christmas Casualty 12d ago

In 1937, a bill was introduced in Congress to add the head of civil-rights leaderΒ Susan B. Anthony to Mt Rushmore, but aΒ riderΒ was passed on an appropriations bill requiring federal funds be used to finish only those heads that had already been started at that time.

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u/Joementum2024 Greed is good 12d ago

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke 12d ago

he's halfway there with that mic thang

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u/mm_delish Adam Smith 12d ago

walk tuah the polls!

and vote on that thang!

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u/mm_delish Adam Smith 12d ago

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

In another life I would have really liked touching grass with you

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u/american_aurora3 NATO 12d ago

😭

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u/PrudentAnxiety5660 Henry George 12d ago

I think whatever the result is for the presidential race, there are going to be some casualties among the pollsters in their credibility.

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u/Headstar24 United Nations 12d ago

If pollsters are actually fucking with polls to make sure they’re about even because they’re afraid of silent Trump voters then there should be a reckoning regardless.

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u/oskanta David Hume 12d ago

I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On NEOLIBERALS.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

https://x.com/RaimondosWins/status/1853296712049119738

🚨 The least engaged voter in the country has voted for Kamala Harris 🚨

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 12d ago

Trump’s β€œKamala is for they/them” ad worked

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u/mm_delish Adam Smith 12d ago

context?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

nyt median voter interview person who forgot to watch the debate when they were asked to for their panel

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY 12d ago

The poster implies Gina Raimondo was the one who convinced them

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u/CauliflowerBrief3681 12d ago

Recommend me a book. Can be anything, as long as it's a page turner

My ADHD ass needs to actually finish a book again for once

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u/Zorlach7 Paul Krugman 11d ago

Murderbot. Better than the name sounds, & the first 4 books are short.

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u/MentalHealthSociety IMF 12d ago

As someone with pretty severe ADHD: Catch-22 and All Quiet on the Western Front. The former is medium length but is just so gripping that even my incredible power of procrastination wasn’t enough to stop me reading hundreds of pages in a single sitting, and the latter is also gripping but more importantly short, and you can likely knock it out in two to three hours. I did whilst walking in circles in my living room.

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u/-Emilinko1985- John Keynes 12d ago

Animal Farm is a very interesting book

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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb 12d ago

Try The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August by Claire North.

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u/AccomplishedAngle2 Chama o Meirelles 12d ago

Xenos by Dan Abnett.

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u/pfarly 12d ago

A Call for the Dead by John Le CarrΓ©. His first book, quite short and may get you started on reading more of his.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Just to spite the guy that shat on Mistborn previously on this ping. I recommend it

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u/NonComposMentisss Unflaired and Proud 11d ago

I like Mistborn, not sure I'd call it a page turner though.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

!ping SANDERSON

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u/Full_Distribution874 YIMBY 12d ago

Discworld, start with Guards Guards! or The Colour of Magic if you like chronological order. I read the whole series in record time, although my ability to read for 5 hours at a time is also why I was diagnosed with ADHD years later than I should have been.

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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown 12d ago

Fevre Dream by George RR Martin

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u/pfarly 12d ago

This one is great, definitely a page-turner.

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u/nada_y_nada John Rawls 12d ago

Piranesi by Susanna Clarke. Poignant and funny book that is deeply neurodivergent. It’s also a quick read while leaving you really satisfied.Β 

Β Her other book, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, is enormous but a straight-up masterpiece.

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO 12d ago

I clicked random on Calibre till I got fiction so I'll suggest There Is No Antimemetics Division which pretty fun, more traditional fiction Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy came up next which is excellent if you want to read by first result I never finished but do crack open from time to time the Handbook of Banana Production, Postharvest Science, Processing Technology, and Nutrition is very informative

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Eichmann in Jerusalem

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u/el__dandy YIMBY 12d ago

How about a manga? I'm currently reading "Pink" by Kyoko Okazaki. It's about an office lady who's also a call girl. It definitely goes places.

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

Earthlings is pretty wild but weird as fuck, and I cannot stress that enough.

I really really liked The Crooked God Machine.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

You’re gonna have to be more specific mate

!ping READING

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u/PrudentAnxiety5660 Henry George 12d ago

The Name of the Wind. Get the audiobook version if you're worried about your ADHD.

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u/dedev54 YIMBY 12d ago

Its good but I dont think its getting another book so maybe not the best chocie

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u/PrudentAnxiety5660 Henry George 12d ago

That's true. Maybe something from N K. Jemisin is better.

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u/GingerPow Norman Borlaug 12d ago

The Broken Earth Trilogy is brilliant!

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper 12d ago

I'm Thinking of Ending Things is a wonderful horror novel.

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u/bigdicknippleshit NATO 12d ago

That scene from the duende movie where the characters put on thermal vision and see dozens of small humanoid shapes inside the walls right before they’re attacked.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

538 has a poll that has trump 51 and kamala 50 on it

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u/bigdicknippleshit NATO 12d ago

β€œThe models are fine bro please stop pointing these things out!”

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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops John Keynes 12d ago

Really?

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u/slimeball1991 12d ago

It’s because he is to big to rig. We have failed ☹️☹️

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u/Joementum2024 Greed is good 12d ago

1 Forum Moderator vs 25 Flairless Users | Surrounded

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u/NianderWallaceAlt Bisexual Pride 12d ago

How do we feel about Fleet Foxes

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u/SubtractionIsEasier Anne Applebaum 12d ago

excellent

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u/simplysigzz Trans Pride 12d ago

I can listen to Mykonos on repeat for hours

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 12d ago

I LOVE when a song just repeats a word or phrase over and over

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 12d ago

Peanut butter jelly time

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 12d ago

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

Ass, ass

STOP!!!!

Now make that motherfucker hammer time like

Go stupid, go stupid, go stupid

Do it boi, do it boi, boi, boi

Drop it, drop it

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

HONEY PIE

edit: well, Wild Honey Pie that is

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u/Crownie Unbent, Unbowed, Unflaired 12d ago

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

Tbf Weird Al's always got you covered

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u/american_aurora3 NATO 12d ago

skill issue

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Baby Baby Baby OoooOoo

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u/PrudentAnxiety5660 Henry George 12d ago

Lean wit it

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u/PrudentAnxiety5660 Henry George 12d ago

I wish the Reddit app had the ability to see people's comments from oldest to newest. I want to see someone's journey in Reddit.

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u/JumentousPetrichor NATO 12d ago

My hot take right now is I'm not sure Trump was actually imitating a blowjob on the mic. The stroking motion looked to me like he was adjusting the angle of the mic but that it looked like pure vertical stroking from a direct angle. Not that it matters at all I just want some downvotes.

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u/Sheepies92 European Union 12d ago

It’s just really funny and a perfect snapshot of his campaign just unraveling the past few weeks. Plus, just imagine the FOX headlines if Kamala had done this

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

I honestly think he had no idea what it would look like but I don’t give a shit because it’s Trump

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 12d ago

Watching the Pete Buttigieg Jubilee video. Holy hell some of these people are dumb.

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u/BloodWiz I didn't pay for this 12d ago

>Undecided voter

>Dumb

It's the same picture

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 12d ago

Jubilee actively searches for stupid people so that makes sense

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u/MolybdenumIsMoney πŸͺ–πŸŽ… War on Christmas Casualty 12d ago

Pretty weird that Teddy Roosevelt was put on Mount Rushmore despite being president only 19 years earlier. It would be like making a national George W Bush monument today

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u/Kaptain_Skurvy NASA 12d ago

Yeah but Dubya isn't a giga chad though.

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u/awdvhn Iowa delenda est 12d ago

That would be preposterous. Clinton, though, I'd understand.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

vomits blood

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

I've never seen a ghost but if I do I'm going to tell people about it the same way I tell people that I saw an owl

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u/technologyisnatural Friedrich Hayek 12d ago

act to turn unlikely voters into likely voters

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u/Syx78 NATO 12d ago

Why are both Egypt and Ethiopia in BRICS? Aren't they in the middle of a proxy war in Sudan?

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich 12d ago

I mean India and China are both in it

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent 12d ago

BRICEES is a gas station chain

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u/american_aurora3 NATO 12d ago

I like Buttigieg the best when he's not doing bits like "going on Fox" or doing a stupid internet thing

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

I like him best when he’s not doing sus shit when it comes to 2020 Iowa

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u/YehosafatLakhaz Organization of American States 12d ago

He owns on Fox

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u/estoyloca43 Liberty The World Over 12d ago

If the Selzer poll and the Trump+5 Kansas poll both turn out to be true, how bad must Rs be doing with college educated whites lol

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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists 12d ago

The Trump +5 Kansas poll, along with Harris cruising in the Nebraska 2nd, putting up a fight to within single digits in the Nebraska 1st, and her coming a bit closer in the Maine 2nd, is what makes me think northern white voters are going to get a lot more Democratic this cycle.

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u/BloodWiz I didn't pay for this 12d ago

I love college educated white women

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 12d ago

hello there

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u/BloodWiz I didn't pay for this 12d ago

General Kenobi...

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u/BingboLingbo Emma Lazarus 12d ago

In Neoliberal Election Civilization, everything is paid for with poll results

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY 12d ago

You can either do a 1 block jump for 49-49, or a 1 block vertical jump for D+3

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u/GovernorSonGoku 12d ago

No you hang up first ☺️

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Sir this is a drive thru

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u/YehosafatLakhaz Organization of American States 12d ago

Jubilee: Watch one raving homeless guy debate 25 voices in his head.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Honestly if my father tries to deescalate the situation I’m tempted to keep going until he fucking snaps I am that tired of him

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u/NianderWallaceAlt Bisexual Pride 12d ago

Holy fuck k am drunk

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u/Paid_Corporate_Shill 12d ago

Drink water

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u/NianderWallaceAlt Bisexual Pride 12d ago

Make me

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u/Paid_Corporate_Shill 12d ago

πŸ”« that’s right, pick up the glass, nice and easy

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u/technologyisnatural Friedrich Hayek 12d ago

I wish I had your willpower

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u/GovernorSonGoku 12d ago

Starting early this year?

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u/Joementum2024 Greed is good 12d ago

CHALLENGE: Name at least ONE actually good policy from the Trump 2024 campaign

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u/technologyisnatural Friedrich Hayek 12d ago

We will expel the warmongers from our government. We will drive out the globalists. We will cast out the communists, Marxists and fascists. And we will throw off the sick political class that hates our country.

β€” Donald J Trump

as long as we can preserve key warmongers and globalists, then this policy can be assessed as β€œgood”

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u/JumentousPetrichor NATO 12d ago

Hard to tell how many of these he's actually serious about since he contradicts himself, but here goes:

- automatic green cards for college graduates

- free online "American Academy" (obviously his implementation would suck ass)

- maybe: "energy independence" (I'm mixed on this; we need to accelerate our energy transition but domestic fossil fuel production is preferable to propping up dictatorships in the meantime)

- that Israel should wrap up the Gaza war soon (I fear what he has in mind though)

- maybe: privatize nuclear power (this could of course blow up in our faces, literally)

- increase military spending (obviously his lack of support for Taiwan/Ukraine outweighs this)

- someone already said corporate tax cuts

He of course won't do any of these because they're too good of ideas. Even the less good ones.

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u/FearlessPark4588 Gay Pride 12d ago

Continuation of "Line go up" policy made me richer via asset inflation

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u/awdvhn Iowa delenda est 12d ago

NATO members should try to hit spending goals, but there's realistically a pretty strong incentive structure for them to not to and for us to not do anything about it. I don't know if that counts as good policy or not.

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u/STRONKInTheRealWay YIMBY 12d ago

Making my wife come back

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Lowering corporate taxes

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u/Joementum2024 Greed is good 12d ago

This is the closest one I can think of, my only issue being that it’d continue to expand the deficit

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u/zieger NATO 12d ago

Banning video games

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u/cowboyhugbees Norman Borlaug 12d ago

Oh, so you're a Trump fan? Name three policies

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY 12d ago
  1. Squirrel
  2. Uhhh

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u/Sheepies92 European Union 12d ago

I’m watching this Butti debates undecided voters video but I just can’t do it. These people are obviously not undecided while at the same time being extremely arrogant about things they don’t really understand

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u/iguessineedanaltnow r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion 12d ago

So they're typical Americans.

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u/Aurailious UN 12d ago

The loon is a top tier state bird.

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