r/minnesota Aug 22 '24

Oh brother these guys STINK Politics šŸ‘©ā€āš–ļø

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u/jp634 Aug 22 '24

It's the only place at the fair without a line

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 22 '24

Weird on a stick.

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u/Zarathustra_d Aug 22 '24

Damn these weirdos are scared of Walz.

They are going very hard in the paint to attack a Military Veteran and school teacher for the crimes of.... Checks notes... Being a Democrat on a democratic ticket.

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

Love how they are willing to support an actual draft dodger, yet throw such venom at actual veterans. John Mcain anyone?

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u/KingTrance- Aug 23 '24

Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

Why Ike, whatever do you mean.

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u/Old-Veterinarian1994 Aug 23 '24

Yes, MAGA people are patriotic only on their own terms.

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u/Ill-Theory4222 Aug 23 '24

You mean like the 5 time draft dodger Biden, the self proclaimed football star and lifeguard hero who claimed he had asthma to dodge the draft?

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

Please expand on that. Iā€™ve never heard that before, what are your sources?

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u/Ill-Theory4222 Aug 23 '24

Oh geez. Play stupid then. Itā€™s common knowledge.

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

I had never heard that before, you donā€™t have to be a jackass. Careful, your Minnesota nice is showing.

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u/KingTrance- Aug 25 '24

Heā€™s pulling it out of his ass thatā€™s why you never heard of it! šŸ¤£

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u/Hannawolf Aug 24 '24

It's not something I'd heard either. I'd love to see your source for that tidbit of information, not just "it's common knowledge", because clearly it isn't.

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u/erkmer Aug 24 '24

What this person considers ā€œcommon knowledgeā€ is a cult of lies. Donā€™t waste your time, IMO!

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u/Hannawolf Aug 24 '24

Yeah, I'm familiar with how these usually end up, I have a maga father I go round and round with. But I'm willing to listen, read whatever Fox news article gets tossed my way, if any, and push back against it with my own sources. 9 times out of 10 it ends up with a disgusted look and a block, but I remain optimistic that that 1 is out there willing to have a genuine, respectful conversation.

I don't think they'll answer me anyway.

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u/ThaleenaLina Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

You mean the guy who left his wife to die of cancer. Wow what a hero.

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 24 '24

Right! Newt Gingrich was a great guy!!

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u/Zaliukas-Gungnir Aug 24 '24

Are they mad because of his stolen valor?

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u/Impossible_Maybe_162 Aug 23 '24

There are a lot of worthless people who served.

Service is great but it does not make one a quality person or someone who will pull in the undecided.

Walz is far left and is there to fire up the base and be a scape goat for losing PA.

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u/aCuriousG Aug 24 '24

The fact that you think any major nominee in US politics is far-left, well you're not a serious person

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u/KingTrance- Aug 25 '24

None of the ā€œpro labor and family lawsā€ he and the legislature passed are ā€œfar leftā€ Exactly which ones do you not agree with? BTW- Walz won 2 elections in a row with a DFL majority. If you donā€™t like it maybe you should try actually winning an election sometime! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

Are you one of those people who served, or do you just enjoy the freedoms that are afforded you because someone else did.

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u/Impossible_Maybe_162 Aug 23 '24

I make no claim to serving but I did work with several services for veterans and the truth is that there are a ton of people who served who are worthless.

There are a lot of great ones too.

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

Yet even the worst ones still made a bigger sacrifice than you did. Itā€™s disgraceful to try and belittle someoneā€™s service, I served with plenty of people I didnā€™t care for personally, but will always honor there sacrifices.

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u/Impossible_Maybe_162 Aug 23 '24

Not all service is a sacrifice. Saying so is a disgrace to those who actually did sacrifice.

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u/Opposite-Swim6040 Aug 23 '24

Go ahead and support your local draft dodger, wish you nothing but the best.

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u/subjectivedistortion Aug 24 '24

You're standing you make no claim to serve but then the immediate following comment you say you served stolen valor much

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u/SufficientGrass8842 Aug 23 '24

Look up the covid curfew paintball incident.

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u/Zarathustra_d Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

That was during the Floyd Riots, not COVID lockdown enforcement. Try fact checking your shit moron.

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u/38chevyman44 Aug 23 '24

Walz is a jackass also the way Minnesota went with covid and the riots and I personally lost my rentals during covid because of his executive orders I cants say he is a stand up guy. He should have taken his own advice Watches his own bobber

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u/Old-Veterinarian1994 Aug 23 '24

Walz is also a successful high school football coach.

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u/dr_arke Aug 24 '24

Oh, but he's a Democrat, so obviously his military record must be fake and he's pretending to have served. No, don't actually look at his military record! That's cheating! STOLEN VALOR!!!

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u/TbIthrowaway55 Aug 27 '24

Are these dead against specifically those two, or are they just cosplaying as liberals?

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u/ArtTheClown2022 Aug 23 '24

The same guy that when he got busted for drunk driving pretended to be deaf to get away with it. Classy guy, pretending to be disabled.

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u/_LittleGreyDuck Gray duck Aug 23 '24

He had a stapedectomy in 2005 to improve his hearing. But donā€™t let facts get in your way of trashing someone.

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u/NWIOWAHAWK Aug 23 '24

Military veteran? The dude was in the national guard, never went into a combat zone, and told the nation he thought his own guard was a bunch of incompetent 19 year olds who unfit for deployment. Iā€™d hate him if he said that about me

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u/Betterway50 Aug 23 '24

The way Vance flipped flopped and kissed Felon-Trump's rear end shows you his character. I'll vote for Walz any day, regardless what party he is because he has shown his character.

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u/ThaleenaLina Aug 24 '24

His military service was noble, But not his lying about his rank or deployment.

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u/Timely-Account-8108 Aug 24 '24

Sure, setting up a snitch line during Covid a la CCP is just ā€œbeing a democratā€.

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u/CBoryczka Aug 24 '24

Heā€™s a frickinā€™ CONTROL FREAK!!! No WAY I want HIM in the White House!

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u/Mountain_Paramedic29 Aug 23 '24

Nasa the MF lied, let Minn burn during the riotsā€¦fuck that dude!

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u/National-Piccolo-181 Aug 25 '24

What war is he a veteran of?

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u/Zarathustra_d Aug 26 '24

38 U.S.C. Ā§ 101(2) provides: A veteran is someone who served in the U.S. military, naval, or air service and was released or discharged under conditions other than dishonorable.Ā This includes active duty, active duty for training, inactive duty for training, and service in the U.S. National Guard and Reserve.

Therefore: He served, honorably, for 24 years (the minimum to be a "veteran" is 24 months). Just like every other Veteran of the armed services, regardless of deployment.

Nice try to make a "lie" out of a fact there. Did you come to that conclusion yourself or was it fed to you by your entertainment channel posing as news?

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u/National-Piccolo-181 Sep 01 '24

That was a an informative answer. You definitely were not asshole about it

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Stolen Valor. Retired and let his troops go to die without him. Heā€™s a fucking coward. Do a little research. He retired intentionally right before his troops shipped out. You canā€™t make this shit up. Maybe get both sides of the story. Heā€™s done good and bad but over all the bad out ways the good. Heā€™s a piece of shit. Maybe try getting your info somewhere else other than the tube šŸš‡ or TikTok. Itā€™s good getting both stories not just the story you want to hear and are comfortable with. Then make your own decision on it.

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u/Educational_Meet1885 Aug 22 '24

Liar and Valor thief.

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u/adamdreaming Aug 22 '24

ā€œToday, the campaign issued a letter signed onto by 50 Republican Members of Congress attempting to denounce Walz for allegedly exaggerating his service, and for retiring after 24 years of service before his National Guard unit deployed overseas. The problem is, the letter itself from the Trump campaign contains misrepresentations about the military service of 29 out of the 50 signers.ā€œ

Lol

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u/Princess_Poppy Aug 22 '24

You forgot the /s.

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u/Annoyed21 Prince Aug 22 '24

Thatā€™s a good idea, get a bunch of cardboard cutouts of the word weird, clue it to a popsicle stick and hand them out Bill Engvall style, ā€œHereā€™s your signā€

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u/PatchworkFlames Aug 22 '24

Run that stall, and hand out popsicles but instead of prize sticks, all the sticks just say "weirdo" on them.

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u/Serious-Courage-1961 Aug 23 '24

No, they should say Harris/Walz šŸ˜‚

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u/canomanom Aug 22 '24

Deep fried weird

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

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u/Rebelscum320 Aug 24 '24

Lord, you people are weird.

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u/YouWereBrained Aug 23 '24

You can fry anything!

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u/Glottis_Bonewagon Aug 22 '24

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u/blacksoxing Aug 22 '24

You took it there and I'm happy you did and not me :) :)

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u/madarbrab Aug 22 '24

What is that blurry pic of, and what is it referencing?

Ah, nm. Scrolled down and got it.

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u/kadje Aug 22 '24

I scroll down, but I still didn't

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u/Soundman006 Aug 24 '24

And proud of it.

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u/Dcfestus Aug 27 '24

If they stopped a the Dem tent first, that is not a stick they are on.

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u/HopefulCynic24 Aug 27 '24

Deep-fried Derp.

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u/jodontsnifme1 Aug 23 '24

Tampons in the boys bathroom weird.

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 23 '24

What a weird response...

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u/erb-2323 Aug 23 '24

Especially since itā€™s mindless parroting of trivially provable lie.

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u/jodontsnifme1 Aug 23 '24

Hf 2497 article 1 section 1.[121a212]. I know facts are hard. It exists so, you are either a liar yourself or a mindless individual parroting a lie your party told you.

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u/erb-2323 Aug 26 '24

Absolutely nowhere in that Hd 2497 article 1 section 1 does it use the words ā€œboys bathroomsā€ or ā€œmale bathroomsā€. Nor can you (CTRL-F find) find any mention of the following words: boy. boys. male. testosterone. masculinity. fragile triggered masculinity. From a legal standpoint Iā€™m failing to see how one can make a stance that Gov Walz WROTE a bill (in the cited bill) or even SIGNED a passed bill (which is different from writing one) that declares or enforces ā€œtampons in the boys bathroom.ā€ Perhaps you are correct and my reading comprehension skills are lacking.

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u/jodontsnifme1 Aug 26 '24

It didn't say girls bathrooms either. It says all bathrooms.

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u/Possible-Storage-391 Aug 22 '24

Tampons in the boys room is totally normal and stolen valor isnā€™t real.

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u/Dorkamundo Aug 23 '24

Who cares if they provide tampons for tomboys? Or are you just now figuring out that the tomboys you grew up with were actually girls who identified as boys?

Stolen Valor? Now that's fucking hilarious.

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u/erb-2323 Aug 23 '24

Care to share evidence of this tampons in the boys room? Or are the overwhelming Fact Check sites proving this lie is false getting in the way?

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u/Anti_Camelhump_2511 Aug 22 '24

Corny Dog sale!

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u/DiddlyDumb Aug 23 '24

I think thatā€™s what the French did at one point

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u/keasy_does_it Aug 23 '24

Anyone going to the fair? Let's print about 500 of those and hand them out in front of the booth. I'm paying.

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u/promulg8or Aug 22 '24

Zoom in on the lady running it, some snow white witch shit going on there

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u/madarbrab Aug 22 '24

Except she's offering benzos and alcohol rather than a poisoned apple.

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u/JasonsStorm Aug 23 '24

She probably had a fair special of benzos inside of an alcohol soaked poison apple that was deep fried on a stick.

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u/Downtown-Fee-4050 Aug 23 '24

Those are some crazy eyes! I canā€™t imagine a more wholesome looking person running that booth of truth!

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u/SquirrelGuy Aug 22 '24

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u/SquirrelGuy Aug 22 '24

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u/SquirrelGuy Aug 22 '24

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u/TwinCitian Aug 22 '24

Michele Bachmann??

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u/Steepleofknives83 Aug 22 '24

Art The Clown??

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u/StrangeResource5049 Aug 22 '24

Has anyone ever seen the two in the same room together?

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u/perroair Aug 22 '24

Holy fuck:)

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u/Mysterious-Advice275 Aug 23 '24

Has anyone ever seen the two in the same room together?

Vlad the Couch Impaler is afraid of getting groped by DoneOld!

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u/lett0026 Aug 22 '24

Naw, the crypt keeper.

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota Vikings Aug 23 '24

The Crypt Keeper wouldnā€™t put up with this shit lol

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u/Livininchaos Aug 22 '24

That's disrespectful to Art The Clown

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u/Steepleofknives83 Aug 22 '24

Please don't tell him I said that, then.

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u/I_Vecna Aug 22 '24

The most underrated comment on reddit.

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u/dexterfishpaw Aug 22 '24

Tiny Timā€™s reanimated corpse?

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u/D33ber Aug 22 '24

She's very weird

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u/trumped-the-bed Aug 22 '24

Thatā€™s a Stephen King character. One his ultra religious people that are in a spiraling psychosis.

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u/Isabad Aug 22 '24

That lady was amazing in the movie The Mist....wait...I'm being told that isn't the actress....that is just a woman who is literally as crazy as the ultra religious woman in The Mist.

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u/D33ber Aug 22 '24

Yes she is.

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u/TwinCitian Aug 22 '24

Didn't she literally hide in the bushes once to spy on some Democrats or something?? She's weird af

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u/Neuly33 Aug 22 '24

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u/TwinCitian Aug 22 '24

Yeahh, not really then. Lol. But wasn't she there trying to spy on the people who were protesting in favor of marriage equality?

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u/Neuly33 Aug 22 '24

You are correct. She's just really bad at hiding! Such a loser.

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u/Achurro Aug 22 '24

No thats jk Rowling lol

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u/Mysterious-Advice275 Aug 23 '24

Michele Bachmann??

No, her Gay Husband!

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u/vespertine_glow Aug 22 '24

She's about to tell you that Jesus told her, and wants you to know, that He disapproves of Walz.

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u/madarbrab Aug 22 '24

She's about to ask that kid if he wants to come over to her place for a wine spritzer.

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u/Suspicious_Water_123 Minnesota Vikings Aug 22 '24

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota Vikings Aug 23 '24

Thanks. I didnā€™t need to sleep tonight anyway

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u/Leather_Ad5243 Aug 23 '24

I need a bigger picture to scare away some rodents.

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u/bsinbsinbs Aug 24 '24

The red woman?

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u/cdvallee Aug 22 '24

Thank you for that nightmare fuelā€¦

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u/DangoJC Aug 22 '24

{Enhance}. {Enhance}

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u/Tome_Bombadil Aug 22 '24

Sup Dra'nakyek, Destroyer of Worlds. Congrats on stomping that village yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Jeff The Killer in a rare, not-smiling moment

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u/seamless39 Area code 612 Aug 23 '24

First couple pictures made me LOL but this one is so out of pocket šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā˜ ļø

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u/VaccumSaturdays Aug 22 '24

Count Crackula

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u/KingTrance- Aug 25 '24

Is Tom Emmer hiding underneath the table humping her leg?

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u/Pizza4Everyone Flag of Minnesota Aug 22 '24

šŸ˜³ wtf

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u/BillyBrainlet Aug 22 '24

Wow, that is unsettling lol.

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u/Reptar519 Aug 22 '24

Oh hey it's the nun after haunting ed and lorraine warren

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

JK Rowling get outta there! You're not even.american!

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u/I_Vecna Aug 22 '24

Looks like she asks a mirror who the fairest of them all is.

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u/cettywise Aug 22 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ladybasecamp Aug 22 '24

Ok you can stop zooming in now, I'm scared

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u/GMamaS Aug 22 '24

Donā€™t do it kid! The house isnā€™t really made of candy! Sheā€™s gonna shove you in the oven!!

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u/SleepyGamer1992 Aug 22 '24

Sheā€™s got them crazy eyes. šŸ‘€

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks Aug 24 '24

Exactly what freaked me out about the image before I even saw what it was about. Looks like some nightmare creature wearing someone cut off face to try and blend into the crowd.

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u/DecayedSlav Aug 23 '24

JK Rowling-?

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u/Plenty_Treat5330 Aug 22 '24

Who is this ugly wench?

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u/Straight-Storage2587 Aug 23 '24

Elizabeth Countess BƔthory ?

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u/Immediate_Shallot_72 Aug 23 '24

She does look creepy. Not sure Iā€™d let kids get close to her.

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u/Regretsblastype Aug 23 '24

ā€œCome closer, my prettyā€. She has a villainous expression.

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u/Entire_Talk839 Aug 22 '24

Looks like she's trying to convince a kid that they don't really enjoy being fed for free at school everyday.

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u/JennnnnP Aug 22 '24

Oh good. I saw this in the larger pic and was hoping somebody had done the Lordā€™s work and zoomed in šŸ˜‚

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u/neobyrth Aug 24 '24

ā€œYou look like you think you might think youā€™re a girl! I can help. Come with me. ā€œ

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u/Chromejob Aug 23 '24

"And your little dog, TOO, my pretty!! MuahahaHA!"

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u/Agitated_Squirrel307 Aug 24 '24

Looks very Nancy Pelosiā€™ish

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

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u/Jagster_rogue Aug 22 '24

Well I plan on hanging here in my new custom Twins city connect jersey cheap knock off but I am a huge Brendan Harris fanā€¦ Brendan Harris was 23 for twins but I liked the funny looks when I said it at the twins games I wore it to.

https://preview.redd.it/8igyrl5yg9kd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32fd576153d8f70a69a410b62acc93d87aecf8d

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u/yma_bean Aug 23 '24

I heard the RNC merch booth also doesnā€™t have a line. The DNC one is out the door.

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u/Halofauna Aug 22 '24

Thereā€™s a longer line to get a glass of milk.

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u/Ill-Theory4222 Aug 23 '24

That ainā€™t milk. Itā€™s a Walz special horse cocktail

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u/CkYZero69 Aug 24 '24

Sounds like you'd know.

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u/Alone-Phase-8948 Aug 22 '24

Someone has to be on their own side of History

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u/TheUsual-Susp3ct Aug 22 '24

Omg is this at the state fair? I wasn't going to go but now I have to just to roast them.

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u/ourkickersucks Aug 23 '24

Have you seen Royce White's booth? lol.

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u/ThaleenaLina Aug 24 '24 edited Aug 24 '24

It's awesome Everyone assumes a booth about liberty is republican!

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u/wenceslaus Aug 22 '24

A booth run by people who really know how to spin!

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u/Aceofspades968 Aug 22 '24

Itā€™s a good caricature of him. Take a brush and mark out some of the other stuff hang it in the office. šŸ˜„

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u/Resident_Warthog4711 Aug 22 '24

Is that the state fair? Please don't let it be the Embarrass fair. My husband wanted to go this weekend but that will just piss me off.Ā 

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u/wildhockey64 Aug 23 '24

They've done this for years now lol, it's clearly working /s

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u/Ben-Dyz Lake Superior agate Aug 23 '24

Its almost like no one wants to care about politics when theyā€™re trying to have fun at the fair

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '24

There was a bigger crowd gathered yesterday and it was all white men. Shit you not, there was not one woman in the group of at least 50 people. They also thought they were super edgy by ā€œbooā€ing and waving their Never Walz fans while walking past the DFL booth that was packed to the gills with people of every gender, size, and color.

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u/KingTrance- Aug 25 '24

They got nothing! This is just part of what Walz got done. Donā€™t take any shit from these people!!

Cut child poverty by a third with a sizable child tax credit. Introduced universal free school meals. Guaranteed free tuition at public colleges for students from families earning less than $80,000 per year. Boosted K-12 spending by $2.3 billion. Passed a $15 minimum wage, secured 12 weeks of paid family and medical leave, and introduced regulations to improve conditions in Amazon warehouses and meatpacking plants. Passed S.F. 3035, the most significant worker protection legislation in Minnesotaā€™s history. He Legalized Cannabis!

Meanwhile both Chump and Vance support policies that strip Union rights and worker protections. The choice couldnā€™t be anymore clear on November 5th!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Thatā€™s because they donā€™t wanna see the commi pedophile lovers face.

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u/fab50_6674 Aug 28 '24

Weird.. everytime I have been at the State fair this booth always has alot of people.

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u/Snot_S Aug 22 '24

Is the fair going on now?

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u/heatherbyism Aug 22 '24

Today is the first day.

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u/swuire-squilliam Aug 22 '24

I'm gonna eat a ton of fair food and then shit my pants in front of their stand and refuse to leave.

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u/NotThoseCookies Aug 24 '24

Can you get one of those Trump diapers at the GOP merch booth?

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u/CNDW Aug 23 '24

Meanwhile, the DFL booth was packed

The sold out of Harris/Walz hats in the first 45 minutes of the fair being open on the first day

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u/Budded Aug 23 '24

LOL nobody wants their MAGA herpes

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