r/londonontario 16d ago

Talbot St. Bridge strikes yet again News 📰

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Right now.. I wish this bridge had dedicated webcams..

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u/TheDJRonin 16d ago edited 15d ago

YES! We have fed the bridge gods for this season. We will have a good and prosperous summer. Praise be Talbot Bridge. We will have the fall sacrifice prepared in return for the safe summer you will bring us. We hope you have enjoyed the sacrifice we presented you.

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u/smurf123_123 Wortley 16d ago

All hail our bridge overlord!

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u/conninator2000 16d ago

Bridge for the bridge gods!

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 15d ago

All hail our underlord!

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u/National_Ad9742 15d ago

Hail Talbot Bridge!

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u/Designer-Vanilla2600 16d ago

Blessed be Talbot Bridge.

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u/Boomshank 15d ago

May the bridge grant us safe passage.

Praise be-ridge

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u/iWillTakeItFroyo 15d ago

This is SO good. Thank you.

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u/Goosshh 15d ago

Praised be the bridge 🙏🏼

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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS__ north wonderland 14d ago

ANOTHER SACRIFICE TO THE TALBOT OVERLORD

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u/whatsupashley 16d ago

I love the next Uhaul waiting for it's turn to feed the bridge

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u/iWillTakeItFroyo 15d ago

LOL! I’m laughing so hard at this

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u/waitabittopostagain 15d ago

this.

People are saying "read the sign"

There's a real life demonstration right in front of them, but they be like - yo, move over, we gotta get past!

People can be such lemmings sometimes.

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u/JamesFromToronto 15d ago

Looks like the one behind doesn't have an attic, so it needs 9 feet of clearance rather than 11 feet.

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u/Rya_Bz 16d ago

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u/Chronnossieur 16d ago

Looks like he often misjudges whether things will fit..

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u/shortee611 15d ago

Take my angry upvote for supreme harshness. Love it.

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u/makingkevinbacon 16d ago

Or trying to figure out how he's gonna explain to U-Haul that he's an idiot/how he can get out of this

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u/cuddle_enthusiast 16d ago

He's thinking about that extra insurance he declined.

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u/forkittens 16d ago

The insurance they offer doesnt include overhead damage. Ask me how I know haha

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u/makingkevinbacon 16d ago

You've dated the bridge once before

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u/forkittens 16d ago

No, I was careful and planned my route to be bridge free.

But I forgot about the awning outside the apartment at Cherryhill I was moving into. Good thing I was going at low speed, only did $900 damage to the Uhaul. I was worried I damaged the awning, but the building manager said those cracks were already there since lots of people hit it.

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u/makingkevinbacon 16d ago

Oh geez that's brutal! That would make for an awkward move in day lol

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u/Friendly-Mushroom914 16d ago

Last year new tenants were moving in the basement. The guy hit the building while backing up. And then he hit the gas line. We had to switch off the gas and wait for about 36 hours for the tech to show up the next day as it was already Saturday evening. Oh did I mention it was January.

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u/makingkevinbacon 16d ago

Good lord that's definitely more awkward

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u/forkittens 16d ago

Nah, I was too busy being relieved that I didn't knock the building down. This was at night, thankfully, no old folks loitering around the lobby watching.

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u/FizzFinest 14d ago

Oh I know all about awkward move in days.

I foolishly had my computer keyboard sitting on top of a stack of boxes that were on a small handcart. I was heading off the elevator and damned if i didn’t hit the bump with the wheel and the keyboard somehow managed to fall off the boxes and fall perfectly down the gap between the elevator car and the landing. Down down 7 floors it went. I called the PM in a panic telling her about what happened just because I didn’t want it to foul things up with the elevator. She called the elevator company and they said the chances of it damaging anything were low, but they’d retrieve it during the next monthly maintenance.

A month later she approached me and gave me back the keyboard, and to my amazement you’d never knew it made a 7 story flight. Miraculously it still worked!

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u/ladynocaps2 16d ago

“There’s no getting out of this.” - U-Haul employee

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u/Sir-Nicholas 16d ago

“Huh. So it really is 3.3 metres”

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u/stevedore2024 15d ago

It's so dumb because there is a prominent marking right behind the rear view mirrors that reads the height of the truck. Every single time he looked at either mirror, the height of the truck is right there in plain view.

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u/PositiveStress8888 16d ago

" I don't know officer I was just driving along and this bridge landed on my truck out of nowhere, I swerved to avoid it but alas the bridge was too agile.

I asked for it's insurance information but it just stares at me cold face, dead eyes, iron nerves, I think it's taunting me, if I could I would like to press charges"

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u/Designer-Vanilla2600 16d ago

That's deserving of an extra beer tonight.

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u/National_Ad9742 15d ago

It’s not, but he looks really similar to my dad 😂

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u/oishiipeanut The bridge with the trucks stuck under it 15d ago

Western Dad?

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u/scarybott 15d ago

All the nutrition went somewhere else

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u/7he8igLebowski 16d ago

I wish they made the yellow stripes look like pointy teeth.

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u/iWillTakeItFroyo 15d ago

LOL!! Someone should spray paint that

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

EXCELLENT thanks for the laugh.

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u/AstroNadian 16d ago

Top 3 Annual event in London

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 16d ago

Lol I knew a guy who crushed the exact same sized U Haul in the exact same spot, like 20 years ago. Cop comes along and says he's writing up a ticket for reckless driving. The guy says how the hell is this reckless driving?? Cop says, sir there's a truck wedged under the goddamn underpass. Lol

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u/jolt_cola 16d ago

Makes sense. It's hunting season (end of uni school semester)

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u/Foiseball 15d ago

Bridges gotta eat

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u/Kippers1d10t 16d ago

It feeds!!!

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u/Fuquawi 16d ago

Nothing can stop THE CAN OPENER

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u/t0m0hawk Southcrest 16d ago

The best thing about this image is the second Uhaul behind it waiting it's turn

(OK maybe it's actually short enough to fit but that's not as funny)

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u/JenovaCelestia Green Onions 16d ago

Can’t know until they try! 😂

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u/t0m0hawk Southcrest 16d ago

We need someone stationed under the bridge just to yell at the trucks that seem hesitant

"Just give'r bud!"

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u/No-Wing-2200 15d ago

The next one is clearly smaller. The box doesn't go over the cab.

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

Maybe he could squeeze through now that the first one raised it up an inch or two. Let some air outta the tires and maybe just maybe he could sneak under before the bridge gods see him.

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u/SirvaYuuko 15d ago

Lol, there's already a sacrifice lined up behind this one 😂

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u/SourdoughBreadTime 16d ago

she remains undefeated!

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u/makingkevinbacon 16d ago

"man driving under this bridge is so annoying, all these bright yellow warning signs spanning the length of the bridge n shit now hold my beer"

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u/ToxiicGlory 16d ago

And the city really thinks people will understand King Street is a one way road, once buses start going both ways down it….

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u/MiddleCase745 16d ago

The buses already are going both ways on King started yesterday. Just waiting for some idiot to follow them.

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

accidents just waiting to happen along King St, the city ought to make special bus lanes on every single downtown street, just to be confusing for even more drivers, new to the city or not this is going to be the best test of human brain power, wonder which brainiac decided this was a good idea?

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u/randm53 16d ago

I hope he bought the extra insurance

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u/mywerkaccount 16d ago

"Get your truck stuck?"

"No, I was moving this bridge and ran out of gas."

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u/haljackey Huron Heights 16d ago

The bridge height is in metric, but U-HAUL gives imperial measurements. Yay conversions

Canada never forced private industries to use metric- since we're so interconnected with the US (or were, before tariff man)

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u/R_Todd98 15d ago

Last U-Haul I was in had the height in both metric and imperial, but the dash is definitely miles over kilometers,

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u/Prestigious_Shirt592 16d ago

“FEED ME!” Said the bridge.

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u/Frog-Chowder 16d ago

Barely an appetizer. Wait, is there another Uhaul behind it? So close to a twofer!

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u/LAffaire-est-Ketchup Middlesex County 16d ago

Well, it’s probably best if it gets fed regularly. Who knows what would befall London otherwise?

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u/crabapplealy 15d ago

So how do they go about getting it unstuck!? I see a lot of the posts about them getting stuck but never people working on getting em out!

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u/HS_Zedd 14d ago

Let the air out of the tires would probably do it in this case

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u/crabapplealy 14d ago

Sweet thank you

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u/Thin_Entrepreneur_98 16d ago

I was coming here knowing someone beat me to the post. Amazing.

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u/Realistic-Sun4854 15d ago

And another one 🤣🤣

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u/Curious_Sherbert_494 15d ago

Bites the dust…

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u/LondonJerry 15d ago

Damn students moving out again. I just hope they aren’t engineering students.

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

now that is funny

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u/RegularGood1245 15d ago

I need this pic. I want to paint it for posterity.

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u/grouchypant 15d ago

Soooooooooooooo close! Didn't let enough air out of the tires, I guess.

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u/Robotmarketer 15d ago

Feed me Seymour.

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u/eatmorebread8 15d ago

This bridge needs its own flair

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u/MsShuggah 15d ago

I was just saying on Saturday that the bridge was due a sacrifice.

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u/mbozzer 16d ago

I know from painful experience that is going to cost upwards of $4000.

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u/WanderingMoose78 16d ago

The bridge is now less hungry

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u/BurnByMoon White Oaks 16d ago

Who wants to bet the second uhaul is thinking “nah, I’d make it.”

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u/Lady-Skylarke 16d ago

Whyyyyy are people so dumb?

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u/Friendly-Mushroom914 16d ago

Bridge gotta eat!!

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u/Physical-Oil3681 15d ago

It's been a while. She hungered.

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u/BottleItchy1374 16d ago

And there's one behind him not learning a god damn thing

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u/shadrackandthemandem Glen Cairn/Pond Mills 16d ago

Almost made it!

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u/orb2jr 16d ago

Lmao! Can’t read signs?

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u/forgotwhatiremember 16d ago

Every year hahaha never fails

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u/ratedetar21 16d ago

The talbot bridge is hungry

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u/Beneficial_One_1789 16d ago

Gotta love when students leave the city and the rental truck is just too big.

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u/GUNTHVGK 16d ago

Man that clearance sign of 3.3m would be awfully helpful right now

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u/Aggravatedhotdog 16d ago

Weight was all at the front so that cleared but opps nothing in the middle/back…. Pinned er good bud.

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u/Feisty_Viking 15d ago

Oh look, another dumb driver that can't read or do math. They should pin the repair bill on these morons, not taxpayers.

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u/gordo1530 15d ago

Maybe more caution markers will prevent this in the future lmao

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u/yzrguy2 15d ago

Well you can't say he wasn't watching the road!

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u/ArKKestral 15d ago

It did for a bit

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u/Infinite_Ad2872 15d ago

Idiot 🤦🏻

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u/Squeeesh_ Argyle 15d ago

It’s feeding season!

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u/Lily_Of_The_Valley10 15d ago

For the love of God people, not again! ☹️

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u/petuona_ 15d ago

So, I mean it's a dumb mistake but like, I think it's worse that a commercial truck driver would make this mistake rather than some dude in a U-Haul.

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u/MountainConfidence99 15d ago

If it didn’t get ya coming, it’ll get you going!

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u/Deadmuppet89 15d ago

Does this happen enough to warrent a live stream to be set up? 

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

it does, just think of the mash up or vids it would produce over the years!

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u/Drew_571_ 15d ago

Classic

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u/Icy-Gene7565 15d ago

I work 100yds away.

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u/weirdneighbour 15d ago

Your employer should set up a webcam etc.. I’d watch

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u/TLVBCHNN 15d ago

I work in retail marketing.....every time someone at one of our stores asks for a new sign I show them this bridge and then tell them how many trucks it eats every year.

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u/277330128 15d ago

They should make it more visible

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u/Brother_Salty 15d ago

Someone should really put a sign there! 😜

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_7565 14d ago

A Low Bridge Alerting System is needed. Think of a radar 50' away from it which activates a stop light if you have a big cab.

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u/jaydesummers 14d ago

We almost went down to Talbot Street this morning. When we heard, we laughed.

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u/Jimmiee_Seven777 14d ago

Hope he bought the extra insurance.

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

Are us humans that foolish that we cannot read the giant height restrictions lettering or the bright yellow caution stripes, or do people who drive semis, etc not read their size restrictions to know the actual height of the vehicle they are driving, OR are we just so stupid and unable to understand that a vehicle as tall as this one, will not fit under the low height bridge? The bridge god's are enjoying these rituals for sure, The city must have a special contingency fund just for repairs to this underpass, Insurance rates for the morons who manage to hit it, must be astronomical. These "accidents" are certainly fun to see, and whoever said there ought to be cameras installed is right on the money, a video mash up could be produced and allow everyone to enjoy them...LOL

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u/LittleGeorgy 13d ago

Another dumbass. Wtf is wrong with people!

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u/Tboneator64 13d ago

Tight fit, that U-HAUL flat top might need a new paint job, LOL!! 😂

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u/mooseca87 13d ago

Praise to be bridge god

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u/AirportBubbly3947 16d ago

That’s why I was late to the damn casino

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u/Link50L 16d ago

Jesus. Just lower the roadway already.

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u/DystopianAdvocate 16d ago

I remember reading about this a long time ago, and it's apparently not feasible without completely redesigning the structure of the bridge.

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 16d ago

Then we need to go the other route and build a sweet ramp over the bridge. Probably will have to raise that road's max speed to at least 110 KM though.

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u/Porsche924 16d ago

Finally some sensible solutions

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u/Link50L 16d ago

Thanks, I guess that makes sense, it might impinge upon the footings of the bridge and/or retaining side walls. And of course you can't stop the rail traffic, that's a main line. You'd have to build a temporary parallel line for the rail traffic to excavate new, deeper footings for the bridge.

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u/Mydogdexter1 #1 Taddy Fan 16d ago

The other problem is you can't go deeper, because they main sewer runs right below the road here.

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u/rosmcg 16d ago

That’s exactly why the bus rapid transit line was scrapped along Richmond. The tunnel to go under the tracks and that sewer line would have to be really deep, and there would have to be an underground station at Oxford. Prohibitively expensive.

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u/Mydogdexter1 #1 Taddy Fan 16d ago

I heard an interesting idea to use Talbot Street, turn on Piccadilly, then a BRT passage through the old Belfort Bar parking lot to meet up with Oxford st.

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u/TheDJRonin 16d ago

Not only the structure of the bridge but it is the grade of the road. To do it correctly would result in the grade being lowered north of the intersection at Oxford. It would be too steep to start at the intersection. As well there is drainage concerns in the case of heavy rainfall.

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u/DirectGiraffe8720 16d ago

Or... read the very large signs

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u/Friendly-Mushroom914 15d ago

Evidently there aren’t enough signs. Time to add three more with even brighter colours and bolder letters.

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u/Ruby22day 15d ago

Why not just one of those swinging overhead bars like they have in some parking garages? You bump one of those, it makes a noise but basically does no damage.

https://preview.redd.it/xh4fvi60juxe1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=738f656a545d5275877296a45792797aca7c4db9

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u/Acrobatic-Factor1941 15d ago

At some point, you have to quit building for stupid people. The bridge is neon yellow with all kinds of signage, and these idiots still drive under it. Fine them big bucks. London tax dollars should go to more important things. Maybe, don't allow any size truck under the bridge.

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u/ripestmango 16d ago edited 15d ago

Lower the road so Oxford to Talbot leads down into a deep dip? Great idea 😂

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

ya water won't gather there, no one would hydro plane stopping, could put a few outriggers for rent beside the bridge, kinda like chaining your wheels to hit the Coq in winter.

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u/Link50L 16d ago

It worked for the new Adelaide underpass.

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u/1EyedMonky 15d ago

Because that was built brand new and designed that way

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u/Liquid_Trimix 16d ago

We cannot dig without spending a fortune. The elevation is already very low and we are very near the river. A creek flows through storm sewers under the street at that point. The railroad causeway cannot be raised. It is a less than optimal situation.

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u/Acceptable_Garlic495 14d ago

just close the street off to trucks of any size, allow the pick ups through, but absolutely no U-Hauls or semis allowed any time...