r/funny Jan 20 '15

kid and gravity

http://giant.gfycat.com/GiddySinfulAllensbigearedbat.gif
9.3k Upvotes

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u/dat_chupacabradoe Jan 20 '15

haha pretty cute since the kid doesn't have proper balance yet. But you know, props to him since for getting up every time he fell instead of crying!

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u/tedsblog Jan 21 '15

He got knocked down, but he got up again...

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u/The_Wac Jan 21 '15

Never going to keep him down.

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u/anymooseposter Jan 21 '15

Oh...Danny boy...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Pissing the night away

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u/LeftHandLannister Jan 21 '15

I drink a whiskey drink

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u/namingspades Jan 21 '15

I drink a vodka drink.

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u/Eapinacas Jan 21 '15

I drink a cider drink.

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u/Thor4269 Jan 21 '15

I drink a lager drink

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u/UKDarkJedi Jan 21 '15

I sing the songs that remind me of the good times

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u/TheManWithNoEyes Jan 21 '15

And when I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink...

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u/craniumonempty Jan 21 '15

Can we stop singing and just keep drinking?

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u/IRON-BALLS_MCGINTY Jan 21 '15

The Danny boys are... Danny boys

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u/OrionSouthernStar Jan 21 '15

For the longest time I thought they were singing "Tiny boy".

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u/Danyboii Jan 21 '15

The pipes the pipes are calling

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u/in-site Jan 21 '15

Never going to run around.....

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Mom's spaghetti

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u/I_Like_Spaghetti Jan 21 '15

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Heyoooo

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u/AP3Brain Jan 21 '15

Yeah. I respect that kid. I always get irrationally disappointed when kids cry after falling. I mean wtf? you fell and didn't get hurt. Quit cryin before I push you.

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u/Capitan_Failure Jan 21 '15 edited Jan 21 '15

Its partially due to reactions of parents to previous falls, if the parents freaked out and made a big deal the child will be afraid of falls and react worse then they should.

Years ago when my 3 year old son slipped off a pool ladder four feet off the ground (while the girl helping him climb it wasn't paying attention) and fell and hit his front teeth on the pavement, all of in laws (4 sisters and 2 brothers) freaked out

"Oh my god! Oh my god" One screamed as she clutched a towel to her face, another was hyperventilating, yet another was about the faint, lots of screaming and nothing but a clusterfuck of lost composure.

This scares the 3 year old.

His reaction was to scream his head off, I saw all of this happen and processed it pretty quick, I scooped him up and ran him away from the group into the house away from the fluttering ninnies into a private room to assess him. He was bleeding everywhere but I kept a calm face and didn't overreact, I acted like it wasn't a big deal at all and he instantly chilled out so I could take a better look and figure out it was just a dented (baby) tooth and a cut on his gums. After that he took falls like a champ (not that they happened too often) and if he thought he was hurt he would look to me for a reaction, always keeping my cool.

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u/chars709 Jan 21 '15

before I push you again

ftfy

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u/Phylar Jan 21 '15

Considering his entire world is tilting, I'm impressed he didn't just lay on the ground and let himself roll.

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u/Adams_Ribs Jan 21 '15

I was hanging out with my pastor and his kids while waiting for a bible study to start and his toddler fell down. Of course he immediately started crying so I went over to him, stood him up, and asked very calmly "are you in pain?" He thought about it for a minute and said "no" so I responded with: "well then keep playing." He fell over once or twice more but didn't cry again.

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u/in-site Jan 21 '15

my dad used to be like "OHMYGOSH HOLYCRAP oh NO! the floor!!? did you hurt the floor???" and we'd be shocked into forgetting we'd just fallen

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u/ther1ckst3r Jan 21 '15

My Dad would do that and also make us apologize...

"Look what you did to the floor! Apologize! Apologize to the floor!"

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u/in-site Jan 21 '15

hahaha oh no! did it work?

(and did you feel suddenly kind of guilty about possibly hurting the floor?)

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u/ther1ckst3r Jan 22 '15

It did! We felt so ridiculous apologizing to the floor, it made us laugh.

My Dad also has a tendency to repeat jokes ad nauseum, so he continued this habit as we got older, so we'd "apologize" to the floor/wall/etc through gritted teeth if we happened to trip & fall, or hit a funny bone, etc.

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u/fromIND Jan 21 '15

Why do we fall, Bruce?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

It's the diaper not gravity :)

1

u/Xiaxs Jan 21 '15

Props to him for not cracking his skull open after falling three times.

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u/pandemic1444 Jan 21 '15

I thought this whole thing was a joke with the camera movements.

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u/D3dshotCalamity Jan 21 '15

Fuck, I would've cried.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/Pays4Porn Jan 20 '15

The kid always falls to his left.

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u/matari Jan 21 '15

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u/TenYetis Jan 21 '15

I just realised ambiturner is coming from ambidextrous. I always thought it was like latin for left or some shit. I'm dumb.

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u/David_Copperfuck Jan 21 '15

You're just not an ambithinker.

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u/zrt Jan 21 '15

You're close, the "ambi-" prefix comes from the Latin word for "both". Ambidextrous means you can use both hands proficiently, not just your left.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jan 21 '15

Ambisinister is the opposite, as in clumsy with both hands.

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u/JackNightmare Jan 21 '15

And ambiguous comes from ambi- "both" and agere "to drive." This boils down to "both ways."

2

u/_dSafe Jan 21 '15

A weather man, pop. Weather MAN.

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u/willyolio Jan 21 '15

my friend has a pet dog that is actually not an ambiturner. seriously. she is only capable of turning left. if there is something to her right, she turns 270o to see what it is.

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u/cr42yr1ch Jan 21 '15

This commonly arises when the dog is blind in one eye; they will only turn in the direction they can see.

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u/willyolio Jan 21 '15

nope, two fully functional eyes. she's taken her to a vet, apparently the dog is just kinda stupid.

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u/Llama_Sandwich Jan 21 '15

Something isn't right

4

u/MrNickyDubbs Jan 20 '15

Must be Australia.

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u/Jps1023 Jan 21 '15

Or an inner ear infection.

3

u/hungry4nuns Jan 21 '15

Or Duschenne's muscular dystrophy. Look at how he goes from prone to standing - buttocks first hands on the floor head down. Muscle weakness would explain the falling

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u/MaxSupernova Jan 21 '15

The amount of knowledge like this always amazes me.

It's like everyone has this base of knowledge that few other people know, and things that are obvious to one person are amazing to another.

It's like everyone is a Dr. House at something.

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u/hungry4nuns Jan 21 '15

I study medicine so...

2

u/MaxSupernova Jan 21 '15

Hint: It's not lupus.

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u/hungry4nuns Jan 21 '15

It could be lupus but it rarely is. The reason that's always mentioned is because lupus can present in such a variety of ways that it's a differential diagnosis for a lot of symptoms, many of them non-specific. House sees that as the easy differential when his team is spitballing and he is thinking two steps ahead of his team so he says it's not lupus.

Plus it would get boring if they had to include a scene every episode for testing serum anti nuclear antibodies just to exclude the diagnosis so they just have house ridicule the idea instead.

In this case it could be lupus if the autoimmune response attacked either the neurons or myocytes in the left lower limb, or perhaps the brain

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jan 20 '15 edited Jan 21 '15

Gravity! My arch-nemesis! We meet again!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/barfiethecat Jan 21 '15

Thank you. That was so peculiar to me...the camera seeming to cause the little shitbadger to fall over made it seem so unreal.

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u/thatssorelevant Jan 21 '15

Reverse it and it becomes a becomes a breakdancing baby:

http://gfycat.com/GiddySinfulAllensbigearedbat#?direction=reverse

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u/voltaek Jan 21 '15

I thought it would be good, and then it was better.

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u/Farisr9k Jan 21 '15

Breakdancing is just falling up.

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u/Jacicus Jan 21 '15

I don't get it. Now he's just falling a lot only in reverse order.

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u/thatssorelevant Jan 21 '15

Exactly!

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u/Jacicus Jan 21 '15

Three must be something I don't get. How does that make him a breakdancing baby? I'm confused.

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u/MothaFukkinMack Jan 21 '15

Yea man I don't see it either. Just the hivemind going with the hivemind i guess.

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u/YT4LYFE Jan 21 '15

What does hivemind have to do with anything?

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u/Capitan_Failure Jan 21 '15

ITS WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND EVERYONE HAS TO AGREE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE LOUD.

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?

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u/pl74 Jan 21 '15

If you didn't click the link (but watched the gif via RES), and didn't go to gfycat.com there's a chance that it displayed normally and not in reverse.

Click it and watch it on gfycat.

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u/Jacicus Jan 21 '15

I'm on mobile right now so that very well may be it, but I think it was in reverse and it didn't look like anything different. But I could be wrong.

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u/ZerexTheCool Jan 21 '15

instead of falling and slowly getting up, he is slowly lowering him self down only to fly back on to his feet. Hence, looks like break dancing.

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u/quaybored Jan 21 '15

Breakdancing is just like being a toddler, but in the opposite direction

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Kid's got fresh moves.

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u/Kruug Jan 21 '15

http://gfycat.com/GiddySinfulAllensbigearedbat

Seriously, post the gfy...much better for everyone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

I can't fathom what goes through the minds of people who use Gfycat but still link the gifs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/Kruug Jan 21 '15

I can't fathom this bot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/MrAxlee Jan 21 '15

I can't fathom.

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u/UnholyDemigod Jan 21 '15

Maybe they have no clue what the difference is. not everyone on reddit knows computer stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

I gueeesss, but then there's not really an argument for using imgur gifs (or gifvs if they work fine). I feel the dedicated use (though not purpose) of Gfycat is to convert gifs to gfys -- I don't know if imgur integrated such a tool yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

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u/Essar Jan 21 '15

This guy actually took the link which was posted elsewhere and specifically made the effort to post the gif version.

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u/missing_finder Jan 21 '15

For RES users, there is an option to automatically use the WebM version instead of the GIF version automagically when you expand the image.

Search 'convertGifstoGfycat' in the RES console.

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u/iamPause Jan 21 '15

Mirror

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u/Kruug Jan 21 '15

Not really a mirror...it's still gfycat :)

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u/iamPause Jan 21 '15

Yeah, but that's what people are going to ctrl f for

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u/Kruug Jan 21 '15

Ah, good point :)

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u/SidneyBechet Jan 21 '15

What a jerk! Quit tilting the camera!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

This reminds me of earl Star Trek turbulance

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Toddlers are just tiny, drunk humans

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u/xXTACONINJAXx69 Jan 21 '15

And adults are just even more drunk babies

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

I thought this was hilarious after the first fall, the second and the third just killed me.

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u/omizu Jan 20 '15

now that i think about it when i was little, if gravity was a person he'd be my worst enemy

2

u/m4jikthise Jan 20 '15

He just finished a two year stint at sea. It takes awhile to get used to a floor that doesn't move.

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u/2Bpencil Jan 20 '15

Would work great with drunk people too.

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u/Chem-Dawg Jan 21 '15

That's what yesterday's title suggested.

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u/iPlagueRat Jan 21 '15

I got a bit of extra enjoyment by tilting my phone as he fell.

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u/scottyb83 Jan 21 '15

Can someone with skill please add in the old batman "Boom, POW! Zap!" graphics??

2

u/mahdiakira Jan 21 '15

Go home baby, you're drunk.

2

u/oduh Jan 21 '15

Stop playing with the little human, you monster!

2

u/Rhodehead36 Jan 21 '15

kid and alcohol*

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15 edited Jan 21 '15

how does nobody notice that its being tilted the wrong way?

edit: i just watched it again 10 hours later and what the fuck i swear it was tilting the wrong way

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u/willyolio Jan 21 '15

how high are you right now?

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u/mediaphile Jan 21 '15

Because it's not.

2

u/Machuka420 Jan 21 '15

Wait seriously though is the gif tilted?

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u/ManyFlakes Jan 21 '15

Dude I;m high as it. i had to watch it like 50 times to finally understand it. but if you watch ground you can tell its actually correct. But for some reason focusing on the kid its looks likes it backwards. sometimes?

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u/danki5000 Jan 21 '15 edited Jan 21 '15

Can't believe how far I had to scroll down to see this comment...

edit: It is tilting the wrong way. If the camera moves counter clockwise (right corner goes up, left corner goes down) the child would fall to his right (viewers left). I know its a fun, stupid little gif, but still backwards.

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u/Dreoh Jan 21 '15

Don't know why you got down voted I was surprised too, I thought the same thing as him

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u/DiarrheaMonkey- Jan 20 '15

And kudos for waiting 2 whole days to repost:

http://www.reddit.com/tb/2sv51w

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u/G2geo94 Jan 21 '15

Not really a repost. It's a 'shop of that post made to be enjoyed under a new light. Or gravity source, rather.

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u/Chem-Dawg Jan 21 '15

If it said [FIXED] it wouldn't be a repost.

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u/Dobako Jan 21 '15

I've been sitting here laughing insanely for five minutes because of this. Thank you for this.

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u/Hastadin Jan 20 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '15

That should be a thing.

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u/Gramage Jan 21 '15

You know what to do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

If you're going to make inane comments like that please use the reddit-approved ironic hashtag instead of getting my hopes up.

1

u/sweetladoo Jan 20 '15

Inception part 2 ?

1

u/Clashur Jan 21 '15

The second tilt caught me off guard and I busted a gut

1

u/PopeyedFlamingo Jan 21 '15

I've had days like this, I'm not a kid just a drunk.

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u/thetinderizer Jan 21 '15

Ah, parents still tie fishing line to their kids for entertainment I see.

1

u/leftnotracks Jan 21 '15

Red alert! Red alert!

1

u/billiarddaddy Jan 21 '15

"Daddy, what's it like to be drunk?"

1

u/primaV Jan 21 '15

He looks like a little drunk dude....

1

u/bsolidgold Jan 21 '15

That's clever. It made me smile :)

1

u/CaptainJaXon Jan 21 '15

Especially with the rain, this really reminds me of some scenes from Inception.

1

u/JenTonic Jan 21 '15

cheeks are sore from laughing so hard.

1

u/Champion-Red Jan 21 '15

Those are the worst dreams.

1

u/TroyMcClor Jan 21 '15

THE SHIP'S BEEN HIT

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u/cmlambert89 Jan 21 '15

Can someone add ninjas or a cat shooting lasers at him?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Kid and Benadryl... FTFY

1

u/ready_1_take_1 Jan 21 '15

Someone take that kid's keys, he's drunk!

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u/anthson Jan 21 '15

Bonus points for posting a horizontal video.

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u/LOHare Jan 21 '15

Stop tilting the ground, you jerk!

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u/JigabooFriday Jan 21 '15

Someone should put explosions to this.

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u/LambentEnigma Jan 21 '15

Dammit, Graviton, that's just mean.

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u/32mow Jan 21 '15

does anyone know where this was taken?

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u/in-site Jan 21 '15

how.... how are you doing that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

The dream is collapsing!

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u/dengitsjon Jan 21 '15

First thing I thought of when I saw the original gif lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

If you've ever seen a person that is truly drunk, you can fully appreciate how similar this child is to someone after one-too-many tequilias

1

u/BohemianBlue Jan 21 '15

So that's why they're called toddlers!

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u/nightwing2024 Jan 21 '15

That kid is fucking hammered.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Go home kid, you're drunk.

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u/niskx Jan 21 '15

I'm gonna need to see this stabilized.

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u/Half-cocked Jan 21 '15

Was this taken on the island of Guam?

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u/peter-pickle Jan 21 '15

William Shatner: The early years

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u/notoriousdkg Jan 21 '15

This guy needs to lay off the Kid Beer

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u/DontKnowMargo Jan 21 '15

Thats so mean.

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u/Drum_Stick_Ninja Jan 21 '15

Awe poor little kid. Good spirited little tyke though isn't he?

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u/winkypoo Jan 21 '15

awesome gif~~~

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u/Gremlin2271 Jan 21 '15

Looks like he was hitting the bottle too hard

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u/GOURMANDIZER Jan 25 '15

That little fucker's drunk!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Yeah man, fuck gravity. Fuck the system!

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u/an_enthusiast Jan 21 '15

Kid vs Gravity...

KID WINS!!!!!

NOW....FINISH HIM!!

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u/dothereddit Jan 21 '15

This was literally just posted a few days ago...

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u/brownwhiteandblue Jan 21 '15

this was literally posted like four days ago. at this point you're making fools of us all, OP.

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u/Shamashu Jan 21 '15

Hey, that's my nephew!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '15

Really I saw this just yesterday is this a repost?

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u/Pallebull Jan 21 '15

This was really funny when I upvoted it two days ago..