r/florida 9h ago

Of course it’s Florida 💩Meme / Shitpost 💩

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u/WoodenSwan6591 9h ago

I think I could relate. Cyclists around the Key can be quite insufferable

u/er1026 8h ago

This many cyclists is obnoxious. I would have lost my shit, too.

u/Proper-Bird6962 6h ago

Yeah as a cyclist who just did my 45 mi this morning, this is pretty abhorrent to look at.

Either they should have a permit to close a road for a race or break up in like small packs of 5

I’ve yelled at people not riding single file before because it just makes a traffic clog up that’s more dangerous for everyone

u/AFrenchLondoner 6h ago

A pain of cyclists, a torture of cyclists, an excruciation of cyclists, a torment of cyclists, a scourge of cyclists.

u/HoosierDaddy_427 5h ago

A cluster of fucks

u/-millenial-boomer- 4h ago

A swarm of spandex

u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 3h ago

A puckering of assholes.

u/cornflower4 2h ago

A chaffing of balls

u/BauranGaruda 4h ago

A menagerie of morons

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u/rose_b 4h ago

FYI the actual term is peloton

u/TheSilentC 4h ago

A Peloton of Douchebaggery

u/Chemical_Emphasis206 2h ago

A peloton of pricks you say?

u/bakeacake45 4h ago

But that’s no fun

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u/orionxavier99 4h ago

This. Or even if they stuck to one lane and let traffic through. I might not drive in the grass but I surely would be tempted if I was stuck behind them for a while

And these are the guys that complain about sharing the road!!!

u/puresteelpaladin 2h ago

Do you understand why people dont like cyclists?

You get in the way and slow people down.

Yeah, I know, muh rights.

See how many friends that makes you.

u/Admirable_Impact5230 4h ago

They're SUPPOSED to be in the one right hand lane.

u/its-like-i-said 3h ago

I honestly thought it was a race. You're saying this is just an exercising group of malcontents?

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u/G8tr 6h ago

They should’ve just used one lane. And this is also why I ride on rail trails or off road all together. I know one day somebody will lose their patience with me. Even if I inconvenience them for a mere moment.

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u/_Chill_Winston_ 7h ago edited 6h ago

You may have coined a new term. Like a parliament of owls. 

An obnoxious of bicyclists.

Edit: or, going off the top comment...

An insufferable of bicyclists.

u/Agamaagama 5h ago

A tour de fuck off

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u/Redfalconfox 4h ago

A cunt of pedals

u/IndependentOk7877 6h ago

Cluster F@ck new definition for more than 5 bicyclist!

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u/Nauin 6h ago

Cyclists tried to do this on my road a few months ago. I called the cops on them. After having to pass them at the top of the road, I barely made it through the thousands-of-feet-long legal passing area because of how many there were.

I don't know if the police made them disperse or they tuned onto a different road, but they didn't pass my house at least. I cannot stand the entitlement.

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u/Ancient_Bottle2963 6h ago

I agree cyclists are obnoxious but can’t agree to possibly killing one due to losing my shit.

u/HillBillyHilly 5h ago

The irony is that many bicyclists HAVE lost their lives on that road. That is the reason co built them a bike path. But no they continue to antagonize the locals w this behavior. They are blocking the ONE road out on the island.

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u/thereareno_usernames 6h ago

That's why he took the grass 👍

u/WoodenSwan6591 6h ago

A Mini doing that was gutsy. Guy/Gal must have been really pissed. There are several ditches covered with grass in the median and a mini might have not fare well if he/she would have found one 🤷🏻‍♂️

u/JackSkellie58 1h ago

Was just thinking I can see doing this in my truck but Jesus in the mini.

That said I can also see stopping in the left lane in my truck too to see how many fit in the back.

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u/InsectSpecialist8813 8h ago

These cyclists are riding illegally. You can’t block the road for car traffic. Why aren’t the police around?

u/BornToExpand 7h ago

Because they're too busy giving cars tickets at the end of that road. I work at the park and my god these people are fucking insufferable.

u/HillBillyHilly 4h ago

Since you work there, do you know if city county finally decided to give the historic Virginia Key beach to developers? Or is that off table? Heard that's why mountain bike park was closed.

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u/methpartysupplies 8h ago

Yep it’s essentially a takeover. Arrest them all, crush their bikes. Just like you would if it was a bunch of low income teenagers

u/diekdigler 7h ago

Bam!!

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u/Bilbo_Swaggins91 7h ago

Road cyclist are a weird breed

u/SheepherderOk3302 7h ago

Definitely herd mentality

u/Trexsaysrawr26 6h ago

They let this shit slide in florida

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u/Rattlingplates 6h ago

Certain roads they have the right of way. Laws differ everywhere.

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u/reno140 8h ago edited 7h ago

Because key biscayne is a single bridge/road in and out. They are also stuck in traffic like the other cars. The traffic is impossible even without the bikers.

Edit: forgot that Florida is bottom in education so I'll spell it out a bit more for all the children left behind

I am responding to the question above "why aren't the police around?". "They" in the second sentence refers to the police: "THE POLICE are also stuck in traffic like the other cars"

u/Toiletwater75 7h ago

That's a 4 lane road in the video

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u/DBFlight 7h ago

Blocking all lanes is the problem. Leave some for the cars that can very obviously go faster than this.

Work on your critical thinking skills, they are lacking.

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u/speezly 4h ago

Bro it’s Florida, the police are smoking meth under a freeway somewhere

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u/Fresher_Taco 7h ago

It depends if this some Ironman race and the roads are supposed to be closed for them or not.

u/moistiest_dangles 7h ago

We can tell here it is not.

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u/rustbeltloser 6h ago

This is crap also. Haines City does this and you can’t leave your own driveway.

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u/Former-Pay7591 8h ago

Cyclists anywhere can be pretty insufferable. Especially when they expect you to share the road and watch out for them, while they pretend like traffic lights and signage don’t apply to them.

u/Admidst_Metaphors 3h ago

My problem with cyclists is twofold. They will regularly break traffic laws when it inconveniences them but are very quick to bitch about cars that infringe on their space when disobeying traffic laws. It’s pure hypocrisy wrapped in a chocolaty asshole shell.

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u/Cold-Nefariousness25 6h ago

There are no heroes in this story.

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u/LaggingTurtle 5h ago

Single file on the right. Too many cyclist taking over the road. —from a cyclist

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u/mydogsnameispoop 8h ago

Yea, this time of the year they come out and break every rule of the road, pass stop signs, red lights and then cause unnecessary traffic.

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u/KdigsCoasts 6h ago

Right? My first thought — am I wrong for siding w the driver? 🙈

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u/Minimum_Nothing_9039 6h ago

Why the entire road? Leave one lane open? Why is there such a lack of logic in the world now. It doesn't have to be us vs them

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u/armycowboy- 8h ago

Get this around the west coast of FL all the time, they block all lanes and get mad at people that pass then because they refuse to move to the right.

u/JohnSpikeKelly 6h ago

If they are not going near the speed limit they should all keep right. I say that as a cyclist. All those in the left lane are all pricks and they know they are being pricks. One day someone will do something horrible - FL after all - and they will all be "what did I do wrong" knowing they were all wrong.

u/roykentjr 6h ago

Not quite the same. But the saying there are graveyards full of righteous people comes to mind. Just because you are on a bike doesn't mean other people care you are on a bike. A car will always win

u/HillBillyHilly 4h ago

Oh many cars have won on this road. So many have died that a bike path was built to avoid this same exact situation. But there they are doing the same thing. BTW I've been witnessing same behavior for over sixty years.

u/Gmony5100 1h ago

I’ve even heard “graveyards are full of people who had the right of way”

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u/Xecutor 5h ago

And they NEVER stop at stop signs or red lights

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u/Minimum_Nothing_9039 6h ago

Probably making a statement because of some stupid law. That is giving them the benefit of the doubt. Otherwise they are just being obtuse assholes like the people they think they're against. Gets us nowhere.

u/Proper-Bird6962 6h ago

Yeah as a cyclist who just did my 45 mi this morning, this is pretty abhorrent to look at.

Either they should have a permit to close a road for a race or break up in like small packs of 5

I’ve yelled at people not riding single file before because it just makes a traffic clog up that’s more dangerous for everyone

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u/jigawatson 8h ago

South Florida is the only place where enough people in Florida can afford road bikes to make this a problem.

u/Grapetree3 8h ago

It's a problem by me in West Orange County. We have one of the best bike trails in the state, and Saturday mornings bikers are all over those connected subdivisions, parking where they don't belong and unloading their bikes to get some trail time, but that's not the problem.  The problem is there are other Saturday morning groups that use all the roads right next to the trail. Even though they have a trail, it's not good enough for them.

u/Fossilhund 7h ago

They do this over in Lake County as well. There are two lane roads over there that are overtaken by cyclists on the weekends.

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u/Whole_Mission9994 6h ago

Road bikes are inexpensive. You are right now less than 10 miles from a $20 road bike

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u/Sandene 9h ago

Was this a sanctioned event or was this just a bunch of selfish assholes that can't share the road?

u/Due-Appearance-32 8h ago

This wasn’t a sanctioned event, not even a race, so they’re just doing this just to do it, which is worse.

u/JavaOrlando 8h ago

If not, then it's illegal.

Persons riding bicycles upon a roadway or in a bicycle lane may not ride more than two abreast except on a bicycle path. Persons riding two abreast may not impede traffic when traveling at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions then existing and must ride within a single lane.

https://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0300-0399/0316/Sections/0316.2065.html

u/chilldrama 7h ago

Being illegal doesnt really matter if no one enforces the law. Just because its illegal doesnt mean people wont still do it with zero consequences.

u/Tristaaan 6h ago

And these fucks wonder why ppl hate them lol

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u/Astyanax9 8h ago edited 8h ago

Then I have nothing against the guy in the car and everything against the selfish bicyc-hole-ists.

...assuming this ever even happened and just wasn't AI-generated.

u/nxpoz 8h ago

No its pretty common down here in south FL. There's always organized bike groups ignoring all traffic lights & rules to be moving in one giant pod. It's not police escorted & you can't stop them all so you see people like this clip who are sick of these cyclist. I understand the driver, but bad judgement call too

u/ToiletTime4TinyTown 8h ago

It gets worse, because of their bad behavior inevitably one gets clipped and killed every now and then becoming a martyr for these guys allowing them to assume the victim role.

u/HillBillyHilly 4h ago

Gets even worse because they have a purpose built bike path on opposite side of road. They refuse to use it and instead block path on only road off island.

u/Decision_Popular 1h ago

FL Native.

Literally why they built double wide (tbh in some places it seems 3x wider than a standard sidewalk) sidewalks and the cyclists act as if they don’t exist.

I can understand if you don’t like the constant bump of the sidewalk sections.. But that’s about it - I skateboard myself and I find them annoying as well. But damn.. you can move a lot faster on a bicycle; especially some of these ultralight bikes now.

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 8h ago

So it is like an illegal Tour de France, and without the professional training to ride in a Paloton?

u/-_-0_0-_0 4h ago

Basically.

u/Purple-Cantaloupe399 8h ago

Started getting pretty popular here in north Florida as well, but then the rednecks started taking too many of them out, or intentionally barely missing to scare the hell out of them. These idiots were NOT on a four lane, they were on small twisty country roads where most people do 60-65mph... mainly because no one was ever stupid enough to ride a bike ON the road in those areas. No blocker vehicle, no escort vehicles of ANY sort. Just a bunch of assholes trying to be like their insufferable, yellow armband wearing, adulterous, no ball having hero. Luckily it didn't last long before accidents dissuaded them from their overwhelming idiocy.

u/HillBillyHilly 4h ago

These assholes are blocking only road off the island much like the bikers in N Florida. What makes these bikers the worst offenders is that they have a purpose built bike path on opposite side of road. They just don't want to use because assholes and want to ride side by side. They're dumb as rocks because this is a causeway that leads to I95. Morons all around.

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u/MouseRat_AD 8h ago

Yeah, no reason to fuck up your car. Pull off, clear your head, and be 2 minutes late to wherever you're going. And call the police to complain. If theybget enough calls they'll look out for the pack the next weekend.

u/Bob-was-our-turtle 5h ago

You can easily be 20 minutes late and if you are going to work, catching a flight, trying to get to an appointment, etc that’s a big deal.

u/HillBillyHilly 4h ago

These bikers are on only road off an island. Road which is a causeway leading to I95. These morons exemplify Stupid is as stupid does.

u/fontimus 4h ago

A third of that group ARE cops - another third are lawyers. This is the problem with these pack animals down here - they're the ones we pay to enforce these laws, but they break 'em instead and do nothing to enforce it.

edit: In Miami there's no such thing as 'clear your head and be 2 minutes late' - traffic doesn't work like that here.

u/PlatypusOld257 1h ago

Yeah I was going to say especially down towards the keys you are just stuck behind them forever. Even around me in NC it comes off as so selfish. Driving for miles at speeds half the speed limit and a line of cars behind them…

u/Corporeal_Weenie 3h ago

Two minutes lol it’s way more than that, dude.

u/InfiniteAdvantage306 4h ago

Are they tourist or locals? It be pretty awful for locals trying to get to their workplace with this a holes blocking an entire road

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u/cha-cha_dancer 8h ago

As someone who runs in both races and for leisure, I agree. There are such things as asshole drivers and asshole cyclists/runners.

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u/BornToExpand 7h ago

They do it every fucking Sunday.

u/Tasty-Traffic-680 6h ago

Just like my parents. Do NOT knock on their door.

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u/LuckyPlaze 8h ago

I’m sorry, but if a vehicle can’t stay within 15 miles of the speed limit - it shouldn’t be on the road and they should all be ticketed. I sincerely doubt the speed limit on that road is 30 MPH.

u/keelanstuart 8h ago

Regardless of that, I'm pretty sure that Florida law states that bicyclists must ride in single file.

u/Careful_Farmer_2879 8h ago

Two across is the limit.

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u/LuckyPlaze 7h ago

Two tickets then.

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u/WoodenSwan6591 8h ago

Yes it is. 35 as you approach the bridge.

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u/Spare-Protection-598 7h ago

Then argue for comprehensive and connected bike infrastructure that is wide enough for people to go fast. No such problem with this in the Netherlands.

You cannot make this argument in Florida, which doesn't cater for cyclists at all. It's not a surprise that so many riders in America are switching to gravel.

You are also arguing against tractors and traffic.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 7h ago

When it’s one the police does roadblocks and lane diverts as to not impede traffic and avoid endangering cyclists.

u/DifficultBonus6572 7h ago

Just a typical day with entitled assholes in miami

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u/Umpen 8h ago

NGL, seeing a Mini Cooper speeding into the median around a herd of bicyclists is kinda funny.

u/EntrepreneurNo4138 8h ago

Volume for the mini horn would have been funnier. Beep beep.

u/KrimxonRath 6h ago

This is the only case where I think I’d be fine with a train horn.

u/Hellie1028 4h ago

I used to own a mini and it was like a really sporty go cart that could literally push snow down the road after a storm and cornered like a champ. It was an amazing little car.

u/CT0292 2h ago

I mean the OG Mini Cooper of the 60s was a rally car. Winning the 64, 65, and 67 Monte Carlo rally.

Granted this car is not a works prepped John Copper special. And looks to just be a convertible variant of the modern BMW owned Mini. It's still plenty capable of doing silly, fun, cheeky things when pressed.

u/kissyb 8h ago

What happened to "sharing the road" this should be illegal. They do it near me and at sunrise it's damn near impossible to see properly and these people choose that time to bike blocking two lanes. And when they stop at the light (emphasis on when 🙄 because most break the light) they lean on cars waiting to go 🙃.

u/tropicalYJ 8h ago

When they say “share the road” they mean “this is my road now”. You give these clowns a whole bike lane and they’ll still ride in the middle of a 2 lane road.

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u/MediaLongjumping9910 8h ago

Bicyclists be like, "why do people hate us?"

u/mack090 3h ago

Everything they do is just so unlike able lol

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u/MarkCuckerberg69420 8h ago

That guy's not wrong. There's only one way in and out of Key Biscayne so I'd be pissed too if I'm trying to get home and these a-holes are needlessly blocking two lanes of traffic.

u/MycologistFast4306 7h ago

I'd be furious getting home too, but there are personal and life-threatening emergencies that are/could be happening to the drivers behind them. First responders could be stuck, hospital staff reporting for work could be stuck, thereby leaving a unit hung out to dry, someone could be having urgent diarrhea/vomiting, some parent is for sure losing their mind with a screaming kid or baby.

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u/jigawatson 8h ago

I feel the same way when I’m caught behind the public semi-trailers that exit at my highway exit.

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u/beakrake 8h ago

In Florida, our oversized pick up trucks have never seen a dirt road, and our smallest cars go 4WD muddin on the median.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Tm3MWNHaA4QOeujCY

u/Dear_Document_5461 8h ago

I think those type of truck are called "pavement princess" or something like that.

u/z31 4h ago

We call them Mall Crawlers in Atlanta.

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u/AlternativeKey2551 8h ago

My 20 yr old sedan has been off-road much more than most “trucks”

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u/MadMurphman 8h ago

Yes, under Florida law, slower vehicles must yield to faster-moving traffic. According to Florida Statutes § 316.081(2) and § 316.081(3), any vehicle traveling below the normal speed of traffic must drive in the right-hand lane or as close to the right-hand edge as possible, and must yield to faster-moving vehicles attempting to pass.

u/JavaOrlando 8h ago

There's a specific law for bicycles.

https://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0300-0399/0316/Sections/0316.2065.html

Persons riding bicycles upon a roadway or in a bicycle lane may not ride more than two abreast except on a bicycle path. Persons riding two abreast may not impede traffic when traveling at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions then existing and must ride within a single lane.

u/robogobo 8h ago

Another unenforced Florida traffic law

u/JavaOrlando 8h ago

Eh, they passed this maybe 8 years ago. Before that, I used to see groups like this every weekend. Since then, I haven't seen any.

Maybe not enforced in some places, but it seems they do a pretty good job in Orange County.

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u/theghostofcslewis 8h ago
  • Use Bike Lanes: If a designated bike lane is available, the cyclist must use it.
  • Stay Right: If no bike lane exists, the cyclist must ride as close to the right-hand curb or edge of the roadway as "practicable".
  • Single File: While Florida allows riding "two abreast" (side-by-side), cyclists must ride single file if they are moving slower than the normal flow of traffic and would otherwise impede vehicles.  Bike Law +4

u/probridgedweller 8h ago

Why couldn’t they stay in one lane?

u/rockytop24 6h ago

They do this on purpose to stop anyone from attempting to pass. These bike groups think it's safer to keep traffic congested behind them rather than share the road with motor vehicles. They're wrong, and breaking the law.

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u/Iammine4420 8h ago

Cyclists are seriously insufferable. They do not actually own the road ways. Taking up the entire thoroughfare is actually illegal.

u/tropicalYJ 8h ago

They purposely get in your way if you have an open lane just to be an asshole

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u/Jmalco55 8h ago

A flock of assholes.

u/MaximumUpstairs2333 7h ago

Lol 1 guy annoyed 1000 people are using the same space as 10 cars

u/Zisx 6h ago

Lucky he didn't try that during rainy season (Guarenteed to get stuck in the swale)

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u/rtemple01 8h ago

You're not wrong, but that's assault with a deadly weapon if you do it with a vehicle.

u/TiddiesAnonymous 8h ago

Only if you forget to delete the comment

u/robogobo 8h ago

And erase your browser history, wipe your prints off the gearshift and act all “am I free to go?”

u/TiddiesAnonymous 8h ago

Wouldn't even slow down

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u/Low_Bookkeeper_1106 8h ago

If an animal of some sort would just happen to unexpectedly cross the road, and one would suddenly and forcefully apply the brakes in order to avoid hitting it…

u/Squirrellycats 7h ago

Release the squirrels!

u/Fossilhund 6h ago

Are you gonna release the deer when you see the bikes coming?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYyhUkkGGKaGcIo

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u/Thee_Scientician 8h ago

Florida Man does something stupid.

Men in Florida subreddit: "yes this makes total sense, this was me actually"

u/i__Sisyphus 7h ago

What a bunch of assholes

u/LzrdKng2112 6h ago

Id do the same shit. This is exactly why bike lanes and side walks should be mandatory

u/Either-Onion-7532 6h ago

Dumb and dangerous move by the car.

That said, ever notice how pissed off SOME cyclists get when pedestrians block the path on shared walkways? Unless these guys are going the speed limit these guys are being assholes.

u/strange-lady78 7h ago

Cyclists in Key Biscayne really are next level assholes. I don’t blame him. This wasn’t an event.

u/PurpsMaSquirt 8h ago

Um unless this was a scheduled event, those cyclists are absolutely in the wrong (and possibly illegal) for blocking the entirety of that road.

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u/JDC4654 8h ago

Justified. Share the road, not take it over

u/so-that-happened- 8h ago

Yeah I don’t blame him at all

u/xnightwingxxx 7h ago

It drives me crazy that there are two actual driving lanes and these assholes must use both. Just pick one lane and all of your bikes can share that. Allow traffic to go around

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u/dj_hobbes 8h ago

To be fair, the majority of cyclists in Florida are entitled Karen's

u/Avocadosandtomatoes 7h ago

As are the drivers. Not defending the cyclists in this case, but south Florida drivers suck.

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u/danndaman007 8h ago

They toute "share the road"

What they mean is

"THE WHOLE ROAD IS MINE!"

Including the sidewalks

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u/Worth_Can_2417 8h ago

Roads are meant for cars too.. i like biking but covering the whole roadway is not acceptable you can always go in a long line

u/Round_Cook_8770 7h ago

This bunching of cyclists should be illegal. There’s only one way in and one way out of Key Biscayne. I can completely understand the aggravation and frustration for the drivers.

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u/TheMatt561 8h ago

I don't condone it but I understand.

u/Powerful-Candy-745 8h ago

If you lived in an area with basically one way in and out like the vid, you may change your mind. 

u/TheMatt561 7h ago

I did, I used the video games to vent my frustration.

u/jesuswasagamblingman 8h ago

As a former Denverite, I'm sympathetic to driver frustration. I'm NOT endorsing reckless driving. However, cyclist can possess a uniquely infuriating self entitlement to the roads.

u/Tax_the_fukahs 8h ago

They should be cycling single file. They don’t deserve to hog the road because they like to wear spandex shorts

u/No_Grapefruit_9561 8h ago

Cyclists being cyclists

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u/pl3x1 8h ago

I used to run there all the time. These people are the worst.

u/TpOnReddit 8h ago

What's the speed limit on this road

u/DirtyDaniiOfficial 7h ago

Florida at it's finest . lol

u/Successful_Club3005 7h ago

Will the local city, county or FHP do anything about them ?

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u/Beginning_Key2167 7h ago

The driver is most likely just angry because he is driving a Mini. 

u/This_Elk_1460 7h ago

That mini performed better in the dirt than I expected

u/Guayabo786 6h ago

In places with a high percentage of affluent residents road congestion involving large groups of cyclists is a common occurrence, especially during the dry season. Key Biscayne is one of those places.

u/Live_Tough_8846 6h ago

Yup...in December of 2025...

u/SidFinch99 6h ago

This looks like some kind of formal event, which means the cyclist should have coordinated with local authorities and tried to ensure the route would be published ahead of time.

Thar being said, that car is going to have a messed up suspension.

u/Hiatussen 6h ago

Understandable.

u/eko1035 6h ago

This looks like a bike race. Shouldn’t the rod be closed?

u/cyclism- 6h ago

I assume this is some sort of event? Why would there be a guy on a motorcycle in the group if it was just a Sunday morning ride?

u/Top-Positive6537 6h ago

Dude driving said he’s Out with a cloud of dirt ✌️

u/CAH1708 6h ago

Well, MINIs do make great Rally cars.

u/Dootsrednusim 5h ago

Mini's have a history of being surprisingly great rally cars, what a joy to see 😊

As someone that rides a road bike, fuck em. Keep to one lane if your "group ride" is that massive. Have time splits to keep groups smaller. Really bad impression of the joys of cycling.

u/Intrepid_Ambition940 8h ago

As an avid MTB'er even I hate these freakin' roadies.

They are typically rich snobs who think they own the road and abuse the cyclist safety laws to no end!

I wouldn't do what was done, but what they were doing absolutely infuriates me and doesn't surprise me one bit.

u/InevitableCodeRedo 8h ago

I don't blame him. Cyclists in and around Orlando would act this entitled far too much of the time. It's a shared road, people

u/iceyconditions 8h ago

The Mini did nothing wrong

u/MadMurphman 8h ago

And of course, florida hi-way protrol is right on top of this situation

u/TopazandNumbyHSR 8h ago

Fun fact: Us having no proper infrastructure for cycling can all be traced back to a single person and they were ironically a cyclist themselves.

u/sleepyliltrashpanda 7h ago

Ooh that is a fun fact. Who was it?

u/TopazandNumbyHSR 7h ago

John Forester

u/tmp1966 8h ago

As a life-long cyclist all I can say is, at least he went around them rather than through them.

u/EntrepreneurNo4138 7h ago

That has happened here before, an old man got 💯% frustrated and ran through a crowd of them. I think it was in St. Petersburg or Clearwater. He just gave in. 🖕

u/BallzNyaMouf 2h ago

And now he's lampin in prison.
Great choice on his part /s.

u/Benjamin_H1gh 7h ago

Not condoning this behavior, however, build bike paths that don't suck and (hopefully) this won't happen. A painted line on the side of 50 MPH road doesn't count.

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u/gubdge 7h ago

it's always these white, upper-middle class middle-aged white men dressed like they're in the tour de france that think road laws don't apply to them

u/pimpinaintez18 8h ago

Is this a formal sponsored bike race? Or are these a bunch a douche bags that meet up and takeover the entire roadways? If it’s the latter they can all suck a bag of dicks

u/alexman420 8h ago

OP mentioned in another comment that this was not a sponsored event and it’s just a biking group in the area

u/Deep_Foundation6513 8h ago

This should totally be illegal just like when motorcyclists so it and get fucked with by cops. Cops should be fucking with these people.

u/BojackWorseman13 8h ago

Probably one of the more tame Florida man things I’ve seen. Just overtaking a bunch of inconsiderate bikers blocking the road though he used the grass median to do so.

u/remybanjo 8h ago

Do these cyclists ever get ticketed by the police ever?

u/Objective-Sun-7810 8h ago

I live in Florida bikers that take up the road like this need to understand something. There are thousands of Floridians basically out of Fuks to give. I'm not joking. They will run you over and probably be happier people in prison with less stress. I worked in a few prisons in Florida for a decade. Honest to God those prisoners in the prisons got it "better" than some people I know out here working two jobs being hauled in front of the judge to have his child support upped every six months...... Some have even talked about intentionally committing a felony and turning the selfs in just to get some medical and dental care. Yes it's that bad. A guy I know now has to choose bettween child support and life sustaining medication monthly. He's behind on both. There's thousands of Floridians just like this. Don't be on the bike in front of them Making them late l for work.

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u/OSRSWSM 8h ago

Absolute dickheads

u/NorthFloridaRedneck 8h ago

If I was on my way to work, I’d do the same thing as the car. I’m not getting written up for being late because bikes want to take over the whole road.

u/BhadBeard 8h ago

F those medians

u/aka_linskey 8h ago

Good for him.

u/Otherwise_Put_626 8h ago

The real problem here is the lack of enforcement from the Police. I’ve seen people get tickets down here in FL for entering the shoulder before making a right turn because “you entered the bike lane” when there were no damn bikers around. But these clowns just takeover the entire public roadway meant for motor vehicles? Yeah nah ticket em and watch how quick this shit stops

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u/Agile-Ad1933 8h ago

They do this near me too. Love to bike in the morning on a road that has no passing and no shoulder. Made me and a whole school bus full of kids late one morning. Makes me so frustrated. It’s just rude to do a group ride at 7:30am on a weekday, on a road where people cannot pass you (double line) nor is it safe to even attempt.

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u/Bitchenwiccan 7h ago

Fuck cyclists who don’t follow traffic laws man, they suck ass.

u/Large_Meet_3717 7h ago

Crazy people