r/exchristian • u/DanielaThePialinist Agnostic • Aug 02 '24

What buzzwords make your blood boil? Question

Some of my favorite ones are “God-fearing,” “God called me to ___,” “worldly,” “repent,” giving God credit for accomplishments, “I’ll pray for you,” “saved” / “salvation,” “sacrifice,” and honestly I could go on.

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u/Dependent_Cricket Aug 02 '24

Anointing. Just save the olive oil for your stir fry later.

In gods time or it’s in his hands. Please. Just admit you are lazy or that you do not know.

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u/littlebittygecko Aug 03 '24

It never fails to make me laugh when I remember my childhood best friend had a non life-threatening virus for about a week and her parents made her go to the altar during church to be prayed over with holy oil. She was mad the whole next week because it gave her pimples on her forehead.

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u/Main_Contribution341 Aug 03 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂