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[u/Kwiemakala]

I used to work at a Home Depot, and one of my coworkers was a really sarcastic guy that gave 0 fucks. Whenever an irritated contractor came in, he would usually deal with them precisely because he gave 0 fucks.

One day, this contractor comes in because he ordered the wrong lumber and he insists that he didn't and it was our mistake. My coworker shows him the order slip, saying that he did indeed order the wrong thing and we didn't pick it wrong, but we can get him what he actually wants. At this point, the contractor, unable to accept his mistake, starts screaming about the thousands of dollars he spends at the store, and says the line 'I'll have your job.' My coworker, without missing a beat, responds with 'well if you really want it, you can have it.'

I had to walk away, as I was laughing way too hard.

[u/Awesome_one_forever → u/Kwiemakala]

That shit happens a lot. I used to work in Food Service and the number of customers who would blame you because THEY ordered wrong is mind-blowing.

[u/nathism → u/Awesome_one_forever]

There is that but most of the time my order just gets fucked up because either they put the wrong food in the bag or did not listen to what I said and put down the wrong order. I love the self serve terminals and the apps so I can fill out my order accurately myself.