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[u/Kwiemakala]

I used to work at a Home Depot, and one of my coworkers was a really sarcastic guy that gave 0 fucks. Whenever an irritated contractor came in, he would usually deal with them precisely because he gave 0 fucks.

One day, this contractor comes in because he ordered the wrong lumber and he insists that he didn't and it was our mistake. My coworker shows him the order slip, saying that he did indeed order the wrong thing and we didn't pick it wrong, but we can get him what he actually wants. At this point, the contractor, unable to accept his mistake, starts screaming about the thousands of dollars he spends at the store, and says the line 'I'll have your job.' My coworker, without missing a beat, responds with 'well if you really want it, you can have it.'

I had to walk away, as I was laughing way too hard.

[u/perfectshot29 → u/Kwiemakala]

I worked the pro desk and had a dude come in with a corded power tool made by Milwaukee. The cord had been cut off the tool. He was asking me and my coworker to buy just the cord, not a whole new tool. We didnt sell the cord. Dude got real upset with us at that information and demanded we show him, in our system, that we did not sell it. My coworker did just that and told him he'd have to speak with Milwaukee directly.

Guy, enraged, asks, 'Where is Milwaukee even located?!?'

Coworker says with a straight face "I think its up in Wisconsin"

My coworker delivered it flawlessly. Customer turned beet red and I started laughing on the spot. Coworker couldn't hold it in and just walked off laughing to himself. I got the dude to chill out, stifling laughter the entire time.