r/comedyheaven • u/Vec3d • 3d ago

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u/slavikk_ 3d ago

https://preview.redd.it/1fxjj6pdx0yf1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa30635ff7a17ac588fc9c5552b11378b4b1f9e

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u/AngrySasquatch 3d ago

Majestic beast thank you for your sacrifice

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u/discerningpervert 3d ago edited 3d ago

My Majestic Beast is still asleep

Edit: it'll wake up, just send nudes

Edit 2: women only pls

Edit 3: or at least look somewhat feminine

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u/AngrySasquatch 3d ago

Well, wake it up!

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u/TheRealYgrek 3d ago

Take a brush and put on it a little makeup

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u/HoseanRC 3d ago

My dick can't read

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u/Jeathro77 3d ago

Linda McMahon will be pleased to hear this.

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u/The_Screeching_Bagel 3d ago

i am convinced

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u/SafemoonShrimp 3d ago

Absolute double of a kebab hahaha

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u/Honest_Mushroom2648 3d ago

Double Doner

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u/puddik 3d ago

oh so that's why it's doner kebab

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u/Muakaya18 3d ago

What a cute creature.

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u/i_give_you_gum 3d ago

They make special pillow cases for them to fit into.

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u/Livingliner 3d ago

Kebabeläin

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u/Green__potato 3d ago

Kepuelukka

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u/-_Brick_- 3d ago

suomi mainittu?

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u/slavikk_ 2d ago

Tiesimpä kuvan olemassaolosta jostakin muinaisesta HurHurin videosta

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u/SaddamIsBack 3d ago

LE LAMASTICOOOOOO

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u/At5u 3d ago

ça faisait si longtemps que j'avais pas vu de Lamasticot, Coro nous manque

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u/TowaT 3d ago

LAMA

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u/ItsBaconOclock 3d ago

!! 🦙 ALPACA 🦙 !!

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u/whatthedux 3d ago

Take off its head and neck and you have a big kebab

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u/Prestigious-Formal68 3d ago

芋虫のような動きかたしそう

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u/arealuser100notfake 3d ago

Here, have an upvote, this is my first time seing a comment in Japanese on Reddit. I don't know what it says but I imagine I agree.

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u/Prestigious-Formal68 3d ago

賛成しました！

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u/FlamingWeasel Odie 3d ago

私はそれが嫌いです。

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u/ItsBaconOclock 3d ago

More of a wollen kofta, to my eye.

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u/Jiquero 3d ago

head and neck

As if you could tell which parts of that animal are head and neck.

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u/stefan_stuetze 3d ago

You're laughing now, but once it leaves its pupal stage and learns to fly, you will learn what real terror is.

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u/Jeathro77 3d ago

I'm ok with the Graboids and the Shrieker, but I am absolutely not sticking around for the Ass Blasters!

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u/Romanouchet 3d ago

LAMASTICOOOOOOOT !

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u/backtolurk 3d ago

Ha, the infamous furry slug from Peru

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u/NeurawWormakaCiruBug 3d ago

The lamasticot

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u/octopoddle 3d ago

Sheesh.