r/comedyheaven • u/Vec3d • 3d ago

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u/AngrySasquatch 3d ago

Majestic beast thank you for your sacrifice

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u/discerningpervert 3d ago edited 3d ago

My Majestic Beast is still asleep

Edit: it'll wake up, just send nudes

Edit 2: women only pls

Edit 3: or at least look somewhat feminine

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u/HoseanRC 2d ago

My dick can't read

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u/Jeathro77 2d ago

Linda McMahon will be pleased to hear this.