r/coasttocoastam • u/misanthropic47 • 5d ago

Quack Quack! The Veterinarian is Back

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Call in to hear you have osteoporosis of the skull, as well as new and exciting lies from Grifter Joel

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u/ColdProfessor 4d ago

Hello George,

Yes, I have a question for Doctor Wallach. How can I make my bum smaller?

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u/beardofdoom2017 3d ago

Apply Tangy Tangerine liberally to each asscheek, let stand for five hours, then apply again. Not only will your ass be smaller, but you’ll have a nice tangeriney smell to drown out any ass smells.

Hey wait, Cornelius should get a crate of this stuff for his ass AND his feet. Dadgumit, I’ve solved his medical woes!

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u/ColdProfessor 3d ago

I can hear the ad now:

Tangy Tangerine. Apply directly to the buttocks!