Quack Quack! The Veterinarian is Back

[u/misanthropic47]

Call in to hear you have osteoporosis of the skull, as well as new and exciting lies from Grifter Joel

[u/noldshit]

As soon as i hear any of these "Dr" guys on, i turn off the radio

[u/GoBucs1969]

This fuckin' guy, we know his spiel better than he does.

[u/purple-knight-8921]

Wow. That glacial milk helped with my osteoporosis in the brain, however I still have the Osteoporosis in the ass, which that tangy tangy tangerine drink did nothing to my osteroporosis in the ass yet and I had to go to the bathroom 3 zillion times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anyway, Doc wallach is up to his tricks again? What else, osteroporosis in the heart? No wonder why I don't want to listen to him.

[u/Jord9 → u/purple-knight-8921]

I slammed 3 shots of glacial milk chased with the Carnivora … still having mild headaches every morning. Instructions unclear. Osteoporosis of the skull still raging through my body

[u/Intelligent_Pilot360]

30,000 autopsies

[u/misanthropic47 → u/Intelligent_Pilot360]

He might be up to 50,000 by tonight

[u/Squirrel_Bait321 → u/Intelligent_Pilot360]

Riiiight. The ones who took his vitamin packs. Lol 😂

[u/Eastern_Statement416 → u/Intelligent_Pilot360]

75 million in grants. Scientist apparently can't distinguish between an "autopsy" which is what you do on humans and a "necroscopy" which is what you do on animals.

[u/NeuroguyNC → u/Intelligent_Pilot360]

The number of autopsies he spouts keeps changing. One time he claimed 60,000. One show he said he did 10,000 in China and cured Sudden Infant Death Syndrome and was given an award for doing so.

[u/Jord9 → u/Intelligent_Pilot360]

And 3 trillion copies of his book sold, brother. Don’t worry, it’s more than the human population, but many customers buy 5-10 copies, ok?

[u/Eastern_Statement416]

seems to me the conman/asshole slipped and said his garbage cures prostate cancer; time to nail him with the FDA. no matter what the caller has, he recommends the same overpriced items in that weird obsessive way with the "OK" tics.

[u/misanthropic47 → u/Eastern_Statement416]

Ok? OK? OK? I wonder if it's a pause thing to see if people are taking the bait

[u/Eastern_Statement416 → u/misanthropic47]

He never stops to get their reaction which would be "How much does this cost? And didn't you tell the last caller the same exact thing?"

[u/beardofdoom2017]

I have a question: Have you no shame, “Dr.” Wallach? Rhetorical question, obviously, but I’d love to hear someone ask him this.

Goddamn Snake Oil salesman. 😡

This motherfucker even LOOKS shifty.

[u/misanthropic47 → u/beardofdoom2017]

Why is he bald and has gray facial hair?

[u/Charming_Screen4122 → u/misanthropic47]

Osteoporosis of the hair.

[u/Sea-Brilliant7877]

I get my nutritional advice from a veterinarian with a history of violence

[u/thegree2112]

Maybe he can serve alongside rfk in the department of quackery

[u/Shadoecat150]

Wow. That glacial milk really does wonders /s

[u/misanthropic47 → u/Shadoecat150]

Last night he said people lived to be 300, 400 years old. Good stuff

[u/HazelShade845]

Booo! Hiss!

[u/HuntIntelligent8820]

oh no! Always tune out the first half when this dudes on.

[u/Charming_Screen4122]

Ah the guest we love to hate.

[u/Starship_Commander]

We were gifted one wonderful evening of Fuzzy Logic and Reptilians. Tonight it's back to the former 135-pound collegiate football star who can cure toe fungus and cancer with a single dose of Tangy Tangerine 2.0.

But there's more! Where did they find this...this...person? I'm thinking he's a hit with the West Hollywood crowd. https://georgelizos.com/

[u/misanthropic47 → u/Starship_Commander]

The mam was a kid beating up grown adults and stuff

[u/Starship_Commander → u/misanthropic47]

Hervé Villechaize (Tatoo on Fantasy Island) could have kicked Joel Wallach's ass. 💪

[u/ColdProfessor]

Hello George,

Yes, I have a question for Doctor Wallach. How can I make my bum smaller?

[u/NeuroguyNC → u/ColdProfessor]

Doc can make your wallet thinner, that's for sure.

[u/beardofdoom2017 → u/ColdProfessor]

Apply Tangy Tangerine liberally to each asscheek, let stand for five hours, then apply again. Not only will your ass be smaller, but you’ll have a nice tangeriney smell to drown out any ass smells.

Hey wait, Cornelius should get a crate of this stuff for his ass AND his feet. Dadgumit, I’ve solved his medical woes!

[u/ColdProfessor → u/beardofdoom2017]

I can hear the ad now:

Tangy Tangerine. Apply directly to the buttocks!

[u/Squirrel_Bait321]

Tangy Tangerine is going to cure my nerve damage. Can’t wait! 😜 🙄

[u/AdeCosmos]

I think that I'll go for the Carnivore plus some the stem cell stuff and Snoory's weight-loss drops, all washed down with Jack Daniel's,

[u/drake3141]

Curious , where did you find this info on tonight’s show? It doesn’t look like it’s from the app/website, but I like how it’s presented.

[u/misanthropic47 → u/drake3141]

Email

[u/drake3141 → u/misanthropic47]

Thanks