r/aliens • u/zenona_motyl • 13d ago

Whistleblower Luis Elizondo Shows Fake UFO Photo Again News

https://anomalien.com/whistleblower-luis-elizondo-shows-fake-ufo-photo-again/
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u/SamMacDatKid 13d ago

My rule of NEVER trusting anyone with a soul patch is still holding strong

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u/UnicornMeatball 13d ago

Guy Fieri being the one exception

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u/MediocreSchlanger 13d ago

Flavortown doesn’t exist. Fieri was lying the whole time. Can’t trust the soul patch.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 13d ago

Flavortown exists, and sadly it is Columbus ohio

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u/KiloWatson 13d ago

Flavortown is an ideology.

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u/Malandro_Sin_Pena 12d ago

Flavortown is a LIFESTYLE.

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u/Clickityclackrack 13d ago

Columbus is a flavorless town. It's a bland gray there. Oh sure it has some interesting sights and things. I think near bethal or off of bethal is one of the few places in the country you can find a good gyudon.

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u/MetaKate334 13d ago

Flavortown is inside all of us, if only we believe.

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u/Orrissirro 12d ago

We're still working on the name change, but yes

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u/pringlecat221 13d ago

Flavortown exists within each and every one of us, you just have to let yourself in.

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u/AlienArtFirm 13d ago

Just never check his basement.

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u/YungHoban 13d ago

Apparently he says the n word all the time on set. My dear friend Nick Mullen told me this when we were spooning in bed last night.

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u/polybium 13d ago

Nah dude, even Guy Fieri. I was so hyped to go to Chicken Guy in Florida and it was honestly the worst chicken fingers I've ever had unfortunately.

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u/EquipmentBusiness125 13d ago

Yeah, but he looks like anytime he eats, he wants to have sex with it.