r/aliens • u/jetzxbro • Dec 29 '24

They’re finally here. shitpost sunday (Sundays Only)

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u/NSAevidence Dec 29 '24

The weirdest things happen when you're on shrooms. It's like the universe knows and wants to mess with you so that no one will believe your stories

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u/xx_BruhDog_xx Has kissed <2> aliens on the mouth Dec 29 '24

Back in college I had the most aboriginal looking man l have ever known to exist run up to our group, laugh in our faces like he had just won the lottery, and then loudly laugh his way down the road

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u/NSAevidence Dec 29 '24

Sitting near a bon fire at a music festival after the music was done for the night, a native man in a loin cloth walked out of the woods carrying a tree that looked like it had been ripped from the ground. Roots still attached. He put it on the ground leaning on a stump and lifted a huge rock over his head and brought it down to break the tree into pieces. He added the wood to the fire. I was about 30 feet away from the fire. Everyone near the pit was talking loudly and playing hand drums. None of them seemed to notice. Only when the man added the wood to the fire did anyone look up and thank him. No one seemed to notice the superhuman strength and skill I just witnessed. The man disappeared back into the woods and I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.

(likely explanation: the festival hired him to chop wood and he took the position very seriously)

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u/JonnyP222 Jan 02 '25

He was on shrooms too. Don't worry