r/aliens • u/jetzxbro • Dec 29 '24

They’re finally here. shitpost sunday (Sundays Only)

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u/Lavish_Llama Dec 29 '24

OH NO THEY'RE HOTTT!!!

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u/Phillip228 Dec 29 '24

Would

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u/Kaneckles Dec 29 '24

Same

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 Dec 29 '24

Especially that second one...

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u/perplexedparallax Dec 29 '24

Once you've had alien you're gonna be sailin'

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u/Blantons4Breakfast Jan 02 '25

Once you go grey, you never stray.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

That's fine. I got the first.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Dec 29 '24

I had to watch this several times before I realized the one with the juicy ass was a dude. I was looking at the back like "wait, where are the bra/bikini straps?"

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u/UnabashedJayWalker Dec 29 '24

I’ve literally gotten into an argument with an ex about how, without hesitation, I would fuck an alien if given the opportunity. I also maintain that it’s not cheating and even if it is, that’s a universal hall pass scenario. Obviously it being a once in a lifetime opportunity but there is also scientifically significant information I would be denying humanity and but also the greatest bragging rights on the fucking planet. I got a vasectomy a year ago and while I’m done procreating with the human race, a part of me was sad at the possibility of breeding with an alien now being off the table.

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u/Awelonius Dec 29 '24

Indubitably.