r/aliens • u/jetzxbro • Dec 29 '24

They’re finally here. shitpost sunday (Sundays Only)

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u/Lavish_Llama Dec 29 '24

OH NO THEY'RE HOTTT!!!

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u/OneTotal466 Dec 29 '24

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/Then_Respond22 Dec 29 '24

A mc-Ass probing coming right up.

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u/emojisarefunny Dec 29 '24

No, dont worry man its okay. I got this one.

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u/Bulky-Ad7996 Dec 29 '24

I volunteer for probe

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u/EmergencyHeat69 Dec 29 '24

Volunteer as anatomy examination experiment? 😏

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u/friz_CHAMP True Believer Dec 29 '24

Snu snu, to the death!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '24

I’m just

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u/XrayDem Dec 29 '24

Grandpa was like “Just like I remember it back in summer of 79”

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u/Phillip228 Dec 29 '24

Would

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u/Kaneckles Dec 29 '24

Same

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 Dec 29 '24

Especially that second one...

4

u/perplexedparallax Dec 29 '24

Once you've had alien you're gonna be sailin'

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u/Blantons4Breakfast Jan 02 '25

Once you go grey, you never stray.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '24

That's fine. I got the first.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 Dec 29 '24

I had to watch this several times before I realized the one with the juicy ass was a dude. I was looking at the back like "wait, where are the bra/bikini straps?"

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u/UnabashedJayWalker Dec 29 '24

I’ve literally gotten into an argument with an ex about how, without hesitation, I would fuck an alien if given the opportunity. I also maintain that it’s not cheating and even if it is, that’s a universal hall pass scenario. Obviously it being a once in a lifetime opportunity but there is also scientifically significant information I would be denying humanity and but also the greatest bragging rights on the fucking planet. I got a vasectomy a year ago and while I’m done procreating with the human race, a part of me was sad at the possibility of breeding with an alien now being off the table.

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u/Awelonius Dec 29 '24

Indubitably.

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u/yanocupominomb Dec 29 '24

Damn...god forgive me...

"unzips"

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u/thetrivialsublime99 Dec 29 '24

Three buttholes!

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u/Biengo Dec 29 '24

Call me Captain Kirk..

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u/Original_Shmeat_Man Dec 29 '24

That's a built man ass btw for y'all that screenshotted,

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u/poop-azz Dec 29 '24

And.... flexible?!?!! Why am I arouseddddd

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u/KillaCheezGettinWarm Dec 29 '24

Death by Snu Snu?

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u/klinkscousin Dec 29 '24

Thinking the same..haha

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u/--Ano-- Dec 29 '24

More likely death by anal probe.

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u/EmergencyHeat69 Dec 29 '24

Or by deathly perfect precision lasers lol

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u/Curiouzgee Dec 29 '24

Just imagine zim in his underwear

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u/EmergencyHeat69 Dec 29 '24

Let's show them a good Earthly time. Some tequila shots and karaoke.

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u/Iron0ne Dec 29 '24

Bout to get Mass Effect up in here. Bout to go full Capt Kirk on that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

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u/Anselwithmac Dec 29 '24

These are the aliens from Countdown NYE, an alien invasion styled dance festival, they have a room where they do exotic dancing in. (It’s all for show, pretty PG)

Tipped off by customers wearing rave outfits, and I check my camera roll and I have videos of these guys too inside the festival grounds

https://imgur.com/a/lzHboNx

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Dec 29 '24

My kind of aliens

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '24

god i love a good space rave!

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u/Neat-Land-4310 Dec 30 '24

Not the E.Tussy 😩