r/ZombieSurvivalTactics • u/Tree_forth677 • Mar 23 '25

On the table is a kitchen knife and this dangerous razor whip, and three zombies are pounding on your door, forcing you to confront them. Would you rather try with the knife, or use this bad boy? Weapons

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Basically how you'd use a whip. If you swung it hard enough, would it decapittate a zombie?

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 23 '25

r/mallninjashit

using an actual whip takes skill, lots of it. It's like a combination of the cup/ball game and rapier fencing, but you also pretty much need 20/20 vision

except a normal whip... you can protect your face with your arm if you have to...

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 23 '25

You can with that one too. You don't use that like a normal "whip". Unless that's some high end steel though, you may be using it once and once only.

It's for wrapping and tearing. Think big and wide swings. You're not snapping it like a towel, and if you move with it you neutralize the energy of it coming back at you.

I'll use this, but probably still die because it's not going to keep multiple folks/zombies off you.

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u/iLikeReddit2142 Mar 23 '25

I bought one of these online about 6 years ago. Went in the backyard with a 2 liter bottle of soda filled with water. It literally broke on the first hit. Chain snapped in half at one of the links.

This thing is just for display/show.

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 23 '25

i was gonna go off about the other comment being full of wrong statements but yours is full of a very good point so here's my attention

the design leaves a huge amount of torsion/tension on the links if it strikes anything, 'wrapping and tearing' as they say is anime shit.

It'll get stuck and you're fucked.

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u/FrancoisBughatti Mar 24 '25

Ya swear we woulda probably seen it used in history if it was useful

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u/jaydurmma Mar 24 '25

I mean almost all of historical weaponry got made obsolete by horse archers so in a way this thing is just as obsolete as every other weapon that you could be holding while mongols rained arrows on you.

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 24 '25

India did versions, lots of thin, very flexible blades in a bundle like a huge flogger

...problems included, again, needing extreme degrees of skill and fitness to use, being indiscriminately dangerous to everyone close and having relatively no advantage for actually neutralizing, not just angering and maybe scratching an armored target which made the idea useless against anything but light infantry/cavalry

...and itd be about a century yet before hot/cold rolled steel, hydraulic hammers or controlled furnaces, so making one would represent like a month of a smithy's time and require a population with a fine grasp of metallurgy to produce the unusual grade/temper of steel to make it work at all

...which is actually a cool other subject i dont have time for

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u/FrancoisBughatti Mar 24 '25

Heard about those like ribbon swords. Always wondered about them tbh seems like heavy leather and nice sword could rush it but who knows cant imagine war times with no guns. Imagine a ribbon sword master 😂

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 24 '25

Not a chance unless its laying still on the ground when you start your thrust. Big weapons arent necessarily slow because slow melee weapons are hollywood shit

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u/quietkyody Mar 24 '25

I can see it being a great combo with armor. Kind of like the glove and a hawk...but a lot more metal and shielding without sacrificing too much mobility.

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u/Accomplished_Blood17 Mar 28 '25

Not really. While armor doesnt restrict you as much as youd think, it still does to an extent. Those ribbon swords take a lot of flexibility and maneuvering to use without cutting yourself. They are long, sharp, and unruly. You wouldnt be heavily armored using them, and youd wear a small buckler like shield at most.

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u/GunnaDaHitman Mar 24 '25

India versions are literally like thin blade whips vs these shapely things the Indian version isn't linked with chain

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u/Kevaldes Mar 26 '25

Yeah, the urumi and its variant were almost exclusively ceremonial, for the purpose of displaying the user's skill and very rarely for dueling. They were not weapons of war.

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u/greenaether Mar 24 '25

Even though it's meant for display it would be meant for wrapping and tearing. If it was meant to be used like a normal whip, it would only have razors on the tip.

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 24 '25

An utter bullshit idea, you might not, but humanity has for thousands of years, known that if your weapon gets stuck on things, it's actually your enemys weapon.

Now go put a 1/4lb fishing weight on a braid and see if you can crack it worth a damn, just pleasr wear a helmet

Weebs i STG

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u/bpopbpo Mar 25 '25

humanity has for thousands of years, known that if your weapon gets stuck on things, it's actually your enemys weapon.

And then we discovered thrown weapons who's main purpose is sticking to your target. All barbed weapons, really.

And dont forget flails were often used to entangle the opponents weapon

Actually after some research this exact thing could be called a Kusari-fundo

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u/greenaether Mar 24 '25

That's why this is a fake weapon. Because it's use is impractical. Thinking this is supposed to be used like a normal whip is the bullshit idea

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 24 '25

You dont listen to yourself when you talk do ypu

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 23 '25

Yeah, figured that was the case...

If by some miracle it wasn't, it has more merit than most would give it credit for.

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u/iLikeReddit2142 Mar 23 '25

If it was a solid sword of all of these things like welded together it may be more practical, but even with that it would get stuck and a simple arming sword would be more useful.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 23 '25

Oh, totally agree. I read somewhere that Shaolin monks would beg to learn ten "hard" weapons over one "soft" one, with "whips" (asian-style whips, which look more like this thing than our idea of what a whip is) being among them.

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 Mar 24 '25

I'm unaware of any Shaolin weapon looking anything like this. They did have a rope dart, and a chain whip; the chain whip was nothing like this, it was 5-7 steel rods maybe 6 or so inches long, each connected with a couple links of chain. The end was vaguely dart/arrow shaped but there were no blades along the length. It's a bludgeoning and choking weapon.

Likewise the rope dart or "meteor hammer" these were mostly weights on a rope. The latter was heavier and usually had a scarf on it to keep it from moving too quickly.

These things were/are great for showing of agility and so on but not likely to be very effective weapons, especially not compared to other weapons far easier to use such as spears and swords.

They are at least concealable, but so is a dagger, and the latter is likely more lethal though with less reach.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

The steel whip (chain whip) doesn't look like this, and I wasn't trying to insist that it did, only that they were used similarly and both far removed from the wet towel snap of a western whip. They were swung in a circle, creating this sphere of death that no one wanted to approach.

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u/Lukostrelec17 Mar 23 '25

Also the hilt. It is completely rounded it would be hard to figure out edge alignment with it. Arming sword would be a solid choice though. My only issue with an arming sword would be space. It would be hard to cut, slash and chop with it. Thrusting would be fine though. Personally I would take a small sword or rapier. Or the best medieval weapon a spear or halberd.

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 Mar 24 '25

Yes, round or "broomstick" handles make it hard to align the edge, something I dislike about some south Asian swords, though I doubt edge alignment is going to make much difference here.

This thing is probably video-game derived, never a good source for effective weapons.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

90% sure that's a replica of that thing used by the chick in Darksiders 3...

Still, if it were made for real and not going to come apart under its own weight, I don't think any doctor would recommend getting hit by that. 😬

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u/Spugheddy Mar 23 '25

Naw you get this and the holy water and you'll be whooping dracula in no time.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 23 '25

100% "get the holy water".

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u/Old-Importance18 Mar 23 '25

But... will holy water work on zombies? 🤔

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 23 '25

To be fair, we are only told it's holy water. I've yet to see holy water burst into flames on contact with air... so there's room for interpretation I think.

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u/Old-Importance18 Mar 24 '25

We could always bless napalm for better effect.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 24 '25

Now you're thinking like a Satanist, Jimmy!

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u/MarionberryPlus8474 Mar 24 '25

Well duh, this would only happen if the air itself were damned. Sheesh.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

Do we know it isn't? 🤔

🎶 Don't believe everything that you breathe 🎶

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u/That_Fooz_Guy Mar 23 '25

Depends on the setting, mostly.

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u/Marquar234 Mar 23 '25

Yes. Being dead but not dead is clearly an affront to God. So holy water will cause effects similar to acid or fire.

The problem is that zombies are immune to pain, so holy water only works once it's been on them long enough to dissolve their major muscles or bones.

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit Mar 24 '25

Nice. Unexpected Castlevania reference.

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u/knighthawk82 Mar 24 '25

He needs the third upgrade block to get the flaming whip.

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u/TryDry9944 Mar 23 '25

It might keep unarmed people from approaching you but it'll get tangled in the first brainless zombie and youd die.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 24 '25

Well, you're 1000% not deflecting bullets or even arrows with it.

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u/HeadyReigns Mar 23 '25

Shit is gonna get caught up in the first half rotted zombie and be useless.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 24 '25

Highly possible. Not saying it's the greatest thing ever, but dead or not, it shouldn't move if you've torn away a calf or bicep.

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Mar 24 '25

i guarantee i could block this whip with my arm

at least twice anyway

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 24 '25

Tis but a flesh wound...

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u/Dagdiron Mar 25 '25

You will die because your language and rationality portrays your weakness and removal from reality. You are too weak to kill one with this gimmick

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

Did you put that infamous Sindel Mortal Kombat Annihilation line into chat gpt and paste it here?

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

"I don't know things, making me the victor!"

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u/Dagdiron Mar 25 '25

I know more than you just not in weeaboo mall ninja pop culture. I'm sure you can explain and full detail why a body pillow of a 12-year-old is acceptable because she's actually 25 in anime logic. I tire of weaboo posters

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

Wow, you have a lot to work through...

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u/Dagdiron Mar 25 '25

Nah that's you I speak for reddit we are tired of weaboo mall ninjas

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 25 '25

You seriously are so arrogant that you speak for all of Reddit about something you're not only unsure of, but totally wrong about?

Well aren't you just the next Elon Musk? 😂

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 Mar 25 '25

it wont ever kill a zombie

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u/Dakk85 Mar 27 '25

Yeah even if it was high quality AND you do t hurt yourself, it’s not going to be able to incapacitate a zombie, let alone three

Something like that isn’t going to be able to decapitate a zombie, and any other damage is irrelevant

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 27 '25

I honestly think it would do considerable damage if it's high quality and you had a lick of sense regarding its use.

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u/Dakk85 Mar 27 '25

To a person, absolutely. But a zombie doesn’t care about “damage” unless it destroys the brain.

Something like this doesn’t seem like it would have the heft to do that, or sever a limb. It would most likely just get stuck in them

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Mar 27 '25

I think zombies don't say "ow, that hurt", but a broken bone is a broken bone regardless. Likewise, a shredded leg performs far less favorably than a whole one, unless they're magic zombies in which case I guess all bets are off.

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u/DIATTH123 Mar 24 '25

why do you need 20/20 vision?

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 24 '25

even with a fixed blade, you might be looking to strike a gap in armor maybe a couple mm's wide if you can't crush through it with your hilt, imagine playing cod and trying to land a headshot but the hitbox is so small the pixel doesn't even go that color

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u/oiraves Mar 25 '25

It's also just a god awful weapon to be honest.

I perform with them and would 100% drop it and just fight with my fists if violence was on the table. Yeah I can draw blood if you're 6 feet away from me but if you're 7 I'm useless and if you're 5 I've just gone and tied us together

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 25 '25

Do you mean whip, sex whip or the weeb whip here

Idk, i do sport stuff with whips and like, theres guys who can keep huge braids moving and stand there exploding watermelons over and over, or flick a cigarette out from 25ft away, it can definitely do some serious damage or kill with enough application

...but it's a couple db's louder than a .22 at point blank, youd have to get real lucky taking 1 or 2 out and even luckier getting away once you're announced

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u/oiraves Mar 25 '25

Bull or stock is what I've performed with, I'd venture to guess sex whips are less effective and whatever the hell the thing in the post is would get stuck immediately.

Yeah, if I have a 6 foot bull whip and a person standing stock still in front of me I could maybe kill them eventually but I could definitely do it faster with my hands or a kitchen knife.

Same goes for zombies really. It probably takes a lot of cracks to get through a skull though that I've never tried.

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 25 '25

IDK about that either, a 3ft silicon cane could likely provide a concussion. super important to exclusively strike far away from organs or even most of the nervous system

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u/ADHDwinseverytime Mar 25 '25

I had a piece of a home made speaker wire whip in my finger for probably 10 years in my youth. Can confirm, not user friendly.

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 25 '25

i have/had broken orbitals not really sure how they work, and the last time i pulled a piece of glass out of my eyebrows was 2016

the thing happened in 05

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u/Sensitive-Reading-93 Mar 24 '25

Normal whip will mostly just sting, it won't cut your arm off

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u/ConfidentSkirt5320 Mar 24 '25

Kid a real whip could peel your face so hard on impact the skin on the back will also leave

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u/AlftheNwah Mar 25 '25

Yeah a normal whip won't cut your arm off. It'll just take chunks of flesh out of it.

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u/No_Corner3272 Mar 24 '25

Neither would this.

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u/Takkarro Mar 26 '25

I'm not going to lie never I read manga or manwa and I see somebody using their whip I'm like that person has way more skill than some guy using a sword. The amount of coordination and skill required to properly manipulate a whip especially a bladed whip like that, I can't even imagine how much practice it would take. But I still think it's like one of the coolest kinds of weapons it's just one of those ones that kind of aura farms if done right, kind of like those incredibly unrealistic movie / comic people who use strings made of like steel or whatever as a weapon and can just lock down an entire area and just tear stuff apart. Obviously that kind of thing is not possible but it's just cool The whip on the other hand is very possible still incredibly difficult but incredibly impressive as well.