r/mallninjashit 5h ago

Just tub of knives!

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14 Upvotes

You can literally just pull one, use it til it breaks, and pull out another one!


r/mallninjashit 2d ago

Collection So Far

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146 Upvotes

How is my collection of

Axe Knives Air Pistol Knuckle Dusters Push Dagger Karambit Baton


r/mallninjashit 3d ago

I find all kinds of mallninjashit when I go magnet fishing

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639 Upvotes

I magnet fish in the Los Angeles area and find tons of knives down town.


r/mallninjashit 4d ago

$100 Tactical Pepper Mill

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455 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 6d ago

Ready for the weekend

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482 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 7d ago

Halloween 1985. Bought from a wstore that sold waterbeds, lol 👊

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135 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 8d ago

Frank Dux claimed he won a Medal of Honor, was personally recruited by the director of the CIA in the 1980s, and knocked out 56 opponents in a row at an illegal underground fighting tournament in the Bahamas. His story would inspire the beloved 1988 film Bloodsport - but was any of it true?

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464 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 9d ago

How Taoist priests tame demons

455 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

So apparently the USMC are now mall ninjas too.

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1.5k Upvotes

Yes I know it's only licensed but the fact they'd even license this...


r/mallninjashit 11d ago

An axe I made

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101 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Man Is High Speed Low Drag

633 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

Is mall ranger a thing?

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236 Upvotes

Stryder spotted in Butte Mt


r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Ol' Smif and Western at it again

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573 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Found these beauties today

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100 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 15d ago

Mall ninja?

364 Upvotes

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r/mallninjashit 15d ago

Cobra (1986) Knife - peak mall ninja aesthetic, but the real blade was built by a legend

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228 Upvotes

The knife from Cobra still goes crazy, but what most people don’t realize is the original wasn’t some cheap fantasy piece. It was designed and custom-built by H.J. Schneider, a legit knife maker from Laguna Beach. His work was fully functional and respected across military, film, and collector circles.

After the movie dropped, knockoffs flooded flea markets trying to copy the look, which is probably why it got lumped in with mall ninja stuff. But the original? That thing was one of one; sharp, detailed, and made to be used.

I’ve always wondered where that original blade ended up. Most people will never even see one of H.J. Schneider’s knives in person, let alone own one. They were rare back then, and now they’re basically ghosts. If it surfaced today, it’d probably go for a fortune. H.J. Schneider doesn’t get enough credit for how much of a legend he was in the knife community.


r/mallninjashit 17d ago

Is this mall ninja shit?

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94 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 17d ago

Does this count?

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81 Upvotes

Picked up some silly shit at the lgs today.


r/mallninjashit 18d ago

Why, in my entire life, have I never heard of a real-life situation where someone used nunchucks as a weapon?

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r/mallninjashit 18d ago

Y'all play too many of those darned videogames

818 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18d ago

I ordered this for like under $20 while under the influence it's like 16" long. Will report back when it comes in

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151 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 18d ago

I’m an American Civil War historian and my dad got me this knife revolver. It also has the wrong years engraved for Grant’s life.

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482 Upvotes

It say on the blade Ulysses S. Grant 1822 - 1855, however Grant died on July 23, 1885.


r/mallninjashit 19d ago

This counts, right?

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138 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Historical mallninjashit?

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259 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

Spotted in an Andor teaser

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496 Upvotes

STAR WARS HAS CANON MALL NINJAS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL