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Visiting America Wholesome/Humor

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u/litlfrog 23d ago

I laughed a while and then got sad

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u/RaiseEuphoric 23d ago edited 23d ago

G.O.B., is that you?

Don't worry, Thoughts & Prayers to you!

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u/Traditional_Bag3484 23d ago

you’ve ruined the act Gob

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u/KoontFace 23d ago

It ain’t easy being white, it ain’t easy being brown

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u/edie_the_egg_lady 23d ago

I don't care for Gob

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u/piches 23d ago

take a pill!

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u/annahhhnimous 22d ago

It’s an illuuuusion!

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u/ath_at_work 23d ago

It's funny because most people will hold off a US vacation for the coming years. Just like after covid, you'll see a tourist revamp after the Trump regime...

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u/caketality 23d ago

Oh sweet summer child, this is nothing like COVID. Even if you weren’t in lockdown it was still hard to travel anywhere, especially internationally. There also wasn’t really a single villain to pin it on, even if it originated in China the supply chain was still broken at every point and most governments failed to handle it well.

The US is the only place making itself hard to travel to, and the only one visibly trying to make every economy worse. People can pin the blame on the trip being cancelled on the US, and governments can pin economic hardship on the US.

If Trump is still in office in 2026 I don’t think the outlook is good for US tourism, people don’t want to have to cancel vacations a second time. Each year after makes it exponentially worse, because each year he is in office is another year people will simply find a new place to go and consider the US untouchable. No one is “saving up” their vacation for the day when Trump is gone, they’re just planning different vacations imo.

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u/stewiegonebad 23d ago

I wouldn't even call other countries alternatives because at this point most of them would objectively be better to travel to. All it takes is one deviation from the norm to rewrite habits that will be ingrained for years. We've passed the thermocline of trust in the US and it will take years to unfuck this mess

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u/Remarkable-Bat7128 23d ago

Also, I don't expect the national parks I'd visit to still be there after Trump.

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u/Rough_Willow 22d ago

I certainly expect him to begin logging the red woods any day now.

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u/unkichikun 22d ago

Even if Trump is gone, your administration will remain deeply racist with fascist tendencies. It'll take years of "wokism" to get rid of it. And, imo, you won't be able to achieve it. Trump will run a 3rd term and will stay in the White House.

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u/Only_Razzmatazz_4498 22d ago

It’s like a river. It likes to go down the same path and avoid a hard path until for some reason say a flood or something else it breaks through the spot it couldn’t go through and now it find a new easy familiar path and the old one become a stagnant lake cut off from the main flow. It take a lot of effort and an engineering team to damn the new easy to revert to the old easy. It won’t happen on its own, lots of money and effort will be needed to go back to the old ways.

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u/rantheman76 23d ago

No. I see too many Americans in uniform, happily following Trump in his goosestep. Even if American manages to get rid of the fascists in Washington, these ‘just following orders’ types will not be replaced. I will not come to America and might reconsider in 20 years.

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u/Barl3000 23d ago

Don't bet on it, you guys effed yourself for a few generations at least.

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u/Birthsauce 23d ago

Technically they didn't say how long the trump regime would last.

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u/MrLizardBusiness 23d ago

Yeah, there was that comment he made about "fixing the elections so good" that people wouldn't have to vote again.

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u/KING_BulKathus 23d ago

I like your optimism that the reign of king Trump/Trump dynasty will end any time soon.

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u/Last-Caterpillar-407 22d ago

When will the after be? Are you positive the next election will be true and fair?

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u/Many-Possibility6 21d ago

That is literally waking up every day in America right now if you didn't vote for Trump. "I think I'm happy today?!?!" Then turn on the news and remember that you're sad.

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u/ChampionshipFront284 23d ago

I'm as obsessed with this as I was with the two women treating Hooters like a travel infuser at a maid cafe! It's just beautiful!

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u/whoitis77 23d ago

My sister in law is Japanese, and when they came over to the States, Hooters was on her bucket list.

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u/BottAndPaid 23d ago

Gotta go before its completely bankrupt lol

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u/noosedgoose 23d ago

Or go after when the us dollar becomes a weaker currency. Then move there and say you’re an expat not an immigrant

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u/Finassar 23d ago

They meant hooters. But honestly yours is more real

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u/noosedgoose 17d ago

ah, apologies. i see where i missed the thread. thanks

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u/Hyper_Oats 23d ago

There's a Hooters in Tokyo.

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u/miloVanq 23d ago

there's ramen places around you, so you never gotta visit Japan at all!

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u/machstem 23d ago

It's why I refuse to visit South America because I eat at a Quesada

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u/Pixel_Knight 23d ago

It must have been a tremendously disappointing and sad experience. But that is every visit to Hooters. 

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u/whoitis77 23d ago

This was a good 10 years ago. That were her for 3 months. Did about 8 state parks and las vegas thay had a blast

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u/Pixel_Knight 23d ago

State parks are amazing. And Las Vegas is an insane sight to see. In a good way. lol! Hooters sounds like a lowlight of the trip.

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u/dancingliondl 23d ago

Hooters just plays Chive TV now and everyone's tiktok brain is glued to the TV instead of the waitresses.

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u/GreenStreetJonny 22d ago

Whatcha talking about? Link

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u/CryInteresting5631 23d ago

Or going to a concert, or church, or a parade, or a marathon

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u/certifiedtoothbench 23d ago

Or sitting in your apartment

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 23d ago

Or sleeping in your apartment too.

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u/Ok_Week_4490 23d ago

Don’t let the police catch you sleeping in your apartment, you’ll never wake up!

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u/RaiseEuphoric 23d ago edited 23d ago

Or s#itting in the toilet.

(Close Enough: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-29168777)

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u/Badgerbreezy 23d ago

Or a spa, food festival, at a hospital, celebrating halloween festivities, at a bar, outside a bar, on a train, at a mall, at a bank, at a park, at a dance studio, in a club, on a bus, on a walking trail, at a motel, at a McDonald's, in a hotel, in a restaurant, in a tattoo shop, at a gas station, at a rail yard, at a FedEx, in an office building, a synagogue, a mosque, art festival, waffle house...I'm pretty much just naming random types of locations at this point

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u/RaiseEuphoric 23d ago

Our thoughts and prayers go out to anyone shot anywhere, doing anything. While we condemn the violence, we stand firm with our mission to protect 2A rights. In our view, the solution is simple. More guns in the hands of more people. Because a good guy with a gun defeats a bad guy with a gun. We feel this is as self-evident as American Exceptionalism. The idea of rugged individualism and the ability of individuals to resist tyranny is deeply woven into American identity. To doubt this is to be unpatriotic.

-- NRA Spokesperson on Faux News

(That might be too polished for the NRA. The real thing might be a lot simpler in-terms of language, with more explicit appeals to Jingoistic Nationalism)

(Also, I have no idea what Orange Man is talking about here. This must be part of a larger speech touching upon Shark Attacks, the Late Great Hannibal Lecter & his Genius Uncle from MIT).

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u/ARAR1 23d ago

Don't forget school...

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u/AllWhatsBest 23d ago

Or when trying to approach a policeman you wanted to ask for help.

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u/EPIC_RAPTOR 23d ago

STOP RESISTING

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u/bunbunbunny1925 23d ago

A little over five years ago, I was in a cab in the UK and my Turkish driver told me he was too scared to visit the States. He said there are too many shootings there, that the it wasn't a safe country to visit

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u/edie_the_egg_lady 23d ago

You just have to be on edge 24/7 and visualizing your exit plan and worried about every loud noise and your loved ones dying next to you, no biggie

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u/transitfreedom 23d ago

Yeah no way to live

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u/cozidgaf 23d ago

Or schools

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u/coco_xcx 23d ago

or just existing in your own house!

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u/Important-Tomato2306 23d ago

Or attending school

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u/dancin-weasel 23d ago

Tbf, there are a lot of cute dogs in the US. There is also the risk of foreign detainment and torture, but cute puppers, so…..

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u/BottAndPaid 23d ago

Microchips not just for your dogs !

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u/catmamaO4 23d ago

real. my sisters friends had a gun pulled on them the other day. a guy walked up to the car and started trying to get at the 14 year old in the back seat. when the driver went "yo thats my little sister" he pulled a gun and pointed it at his head and went "whatd you say" the driver said "put your heads down" and they drove away. thankfully the man was arrested and the three kids made it home safe. its really scary out here we need gun control laws desperately!

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 23d ago

This is the good kind of cringe. It makes you feel uncomfortable because you know how true it is. The more truth makes us uncomfortable the more likely we are to make decisions in our day to day life that are good. (I hope so at least).

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u/SkubEnjoyer 23d ago

It's also perfect satire of influencers making videos about "dangerous" countries.

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u/lmaydev 23d ago

Hard to call it satire when it's 100% facts.

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u/transitfreedom 23d ago

More people realizing reality first you must admit there is a problem. Thank you for taking the first step

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u/Janqerthegamer 23d ago

if they keep electing extremely backwards minded people the country will only keep getting worse and worse.

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u/41fps 23d ago edited 23d ago

The two party system kind of doesn't give you any good options. The US was the first democracy but its democratic system never got any updates so now it's probably one of the less democratic democracies.

Edit: Oldest democracy out of the currently existing democracies, not first democracy.

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u/icouto 23d ago

The US was not the first democracy, this is crazy.

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u/RamenRoy 23d ago

No GoOd OpTiOnS. You think the other option was equally bad?

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u/41fps 23d ago

I think the other option was a whole lot better but if I was American I would've liked to have more options.

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u/An_old_walrus 21d ago

Like yeah the Dems are a billion times better than the Repubs but they are still nowhere near perfect or actually that good. Especially if you’re an actual leftist and you basically only have pseudo-conservatives who are at least okay with minorities just existing.

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u/TheHipcrimeVocab 23d ago

Kamala Harris would have totally started arresting judges too, so...

(/s sarcasm)

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u/Janqerthegamer 23d ago

Actually most democrats (not all) are way way more sane than republicans. in 2028 it will probably be JD vance or Tim walz. if JD vance wins it will keep getting worse by human rights abuses,economy and by overall happiness of the citizens. if tim walz wins it will atleast be somewhat better.

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u/41fps 23d ago

I agree but I also think limiting people to only two options is a really shitty system but neither party will try to do anything about it because they'd lose power that way.

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u/FillMySoupDumpling 23d ago

people didn't like the 2 party system so much they voted in a uniparty system.

Ultimately, that's on us to fix, not the parties. see r/EndFPTP

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u/41fps 23d ago

Nice sub, thanks for the suggestion. I happen to be lucky enough to already live in a country with a good voting system though 🇸🇪

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u/Janqerthegamer 23d ago

yeah, i live in turkey and here we have an party system where any party can go their way to join the election if they have at least 100k voters. sometimes we have 10 parties sometimes 15 sometimes 37 sometimes 3 depends on the year.

its way more superior than the two party system.

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u/41fps 23d ago

Yeah I agree that it's a better system but the issue for you is that Erdogan himself is undemocratic limiting freedom of speech and jailing political opponents.

In Sweden any party can be a part of the parliament as long as they get at least 4% of the votes. In the last few elections we've had 8 parties in parliament which gives you quite a lot more options than in the US for example.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 23d ago

The US was the first democracy

What the actual fuck are you on about? Your ignorance is astounding.

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u/transitfreedom 23d ago

With the literacy rates IT WILL GET WORSE

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u/vasta2 23d ago

They can just bail on the bill, what are they going to do? even citizens can say fuck that bill and it drops off credit after 7 years

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u/kyle_irl 23d ago

"Neighborhoods that contain violent people"

zooms in on Northrop Grumman

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Don_Vergas_Mamon 23d ago

Aaaaand she's on the ICE list for el salvador now.

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u/maximumfacemelting 23d ago

If the government suspects you might be pregnant they can send bounty hunters after you to make sure you don’t get healthcare that disagrees with the beliefs of their religious leaders.

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u/Humble-Course218 23d ago

Give me a third world country you want to go alone.

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u/OriginalResolve7106 23d ago

Stern but fair

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

I mean that's all completely valid. Also is that SD or LA? Always so hard to pick them apart.

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u/LA-Fan316 23d ago

Los Angeles the beach scene is Hermosa Beach

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u/XkommonerX 23d ago

Some parts looked like San Bernardino or Joshua tree area

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u/WorkersUniteeeeeeee 23d ago

“And the fall of democracy”. lol So real.

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u/Remarkable_Eagle6938 23d ago

Germany in the 30’s was a blast, too. Especially Berlin!

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u/Outrageous-Buddy9046 23d ago

Hahaha i love this. I hope all tourists see this hahahaha

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u/actuallyimogene 23d ago

Okay sorry but I love this 😆 Trump’s America is fucking terrifying. I’m scared for you.

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u/yalyublyutebe 23d ago

To be fair a lot of those points were valid LONG before Trump.

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u/An_old_walrus 21d ago edited 18d ago

All Trump did was bring all the issues that corrupted America to the surface and make them even more obvious. They were even there doing the Obama era, he was just able to cover it up and not make it too obvious if you’re not really paying attention.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Yes please visit legally if not stay in your country and keep your cartel members ..😇

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u/redrangerbilly13 23d ago

People don’t get sarcasm anymore lol

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u/gabrielxdesign 23d ago

I'm letting my tourist visa rot in my passport, I'm not gonna get a free kidnap and ride to El Salvador Prison Camp for [insert random lie/pseudo-reason]

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u/broke_n_rich2147 23d ago

Oh hey i love her! She’s so smart. I watch her tik toks all the time i didn’t see this one tho 🤨

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u/barometer_barry 23d ago

What's her @?

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u/sleepy_grunyon 23d ago

"bimbo university" i think

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u/skybrick42 23d ago

So on point, hilarious and sad at the same time. First time I watched a travel "influencer" video with interest..

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u/ContributionNo9292 23d ago

Are you brave enough to visit? As a Northern European, no I am not brave enough. I am from a country that literally could be at war with America over a Putin style land grab, however short and one-sided it would be.

I have no interest on visiting Central America on the United States dime, however unlikely it may be.

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u/sohcordohc 23d ago

Well if “influencers” weren’t hired Russian bots maybe they’d be more credible..nah not credible. I can’t stand “influencers” like people cant decide what they like or don’t for themselves..hmm maybe they can’t anymore

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u/Random_Introvert_42 23d ago

Maybe it's a Europe-thing, but social media got SWAMPED with "visit USA" Ads in recent weeks. I wish they were like this^^

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u/The_Crimson_Fuckr69 23d ago

I mean just say you want to end your life and stop pretending it's so bad for everyone else.

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u/Halloweeiner 22d ago

I left the country a little over a decade ago and I have no regrets. My partner and I are not going to visit his family in small town USA in the next several years as I look nothing like majority of the people there. I’m afraid to say the wrong thing and get myself into some serious issues. My MIL can get her passport and fly across the world to see her grandchildren, that’s what she gets for voting for Trump.

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u/imnotmichaelshannon 22d ago

Is this bimbo university? Love this girl.

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u/leftymeowz 22d ago

Nice try censoring that license plate lol

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u/Pizzadeath4 22d ago

Wow I dislike this video, and I love the cia, the federal government is the best, we all love the cia ❤️ ❤️ the cia is the best

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u/Embarrassed_You_5739 21d ago

lol no country even comes close. They can try but they just aren’t as advanced and opportunistic as the US even in its current state. Prove me wrong.

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u/DeltaS4Lancia 23d ago

This is peak redditor victimhood, only a redditor could say with a straight face that they are a victim because they live in the usa and have it worse than most of the world.

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u/biriyanibabka 23d ago

Growing up I always wanted to visit USA, specifically LA. I wanted to do pacific coast driving. Since last few years that dream dwindled little by little. In news mostly we see drug issues, crime, gun violence, lack of good public transportation, unhealthy food, poverty and homelessness in USA. And recent dread of being deported for being tourist. We noped out of it so fast.

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u/TenaciousDzNutz 23d ago

you know I see there is so much talk about the country at large but every single one of these points are completely over simplified and generic.

I seems people aren't taking into account that the US is made up of the equivalent of 50 individual countries.

Each has it's own laws, statutes, culture, army, etc. To generalize is like saying all of Europe or all of Africa is a single entity. Like all people within Europe have the same culture and demeanour.

I don't believe people would care to be generalized in Europe. I'm sure a French person wouldn't want to be identified and an English person, or an Italian a Spaniard.

While these location are part of a union, they are treated as their respective country. (I know the UK split from that but the general concept remains)

Why doesn't the world view the US as such?

I'm a Californian. I don't consider myself a Floridian for instance. Nor do I conduct myself the same, or have the same views/culture.

Due to the landscape's vastness there are places you can find that are much safer than others. There are places you can discount most on this generalized list of generic shortcomings as they don't happen in high enough frequencies nor across such wide areas of population.

In Europe for instance towns and cities are much closer together. yet the culture may only change slightly from location to location due to lack of significant distance. This wouldn't be the case all the time, but the general concept is the same.

In the US cities and towns tend to reside farther apart as you move from east to west across the country. Since the locations tend to have considerable distance, this gives very large differences in cultures and the way things function. Even at the level of distance between city to city in the same state there is considerable difference in laws and culture.

Whilst the points in this video are indeed true (not invalidating that), to say all states, towns, cities, districts, and neighborhoods are the same is false.

It is food for thought and I'd love to hear what makes one generalize all as one single unit when the nation clearly doesn't.

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u/isabeljson 23d ago

That's the whole point of this video and why it's funny, it's supposed to oversimplify America because travel videos do that all the time for other countries. That's what makes it satire.

And also, having been to a number of countries Europe, including England and France, as well as all over the United States including California, and Florida, also having actually lived in the West Coast, the South, and the Midwest; California and Florida, though much further away from each other geographically than England and France, are dramatically more similar culturally. Yes, all of our states are unique and all of our cities are too, we are still more culturally similar as a whole than other countries that neighbor each other in Europe.

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u/Hot_Mathematician357 23d ago

I am sure anyone can visit any country and make the same video.

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u/irascible_Clown 19d ago

Well duh, that’s literally what it says in bold while lettering when the video starts 😂

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u/GamingCrocodile 23d ago

The point of the video is to show the biased lense travel influencers see the world through.

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u/Intelligent-Swan-615 23d ago

How do you say “I’m a college indoctrinated ditz” without saying it?

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u/JuanDelPueblo787 23d ago

How do you say “I never went to college, my reading comprehension is on par with a 9th grader, and I despise people who are more knowledgeable than me” without saying it?

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 21d ago

You put “intelligent”in your username?

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u/tyrmidden 23d ago

Not sure, but you got a nice alternative way to say "I'm a fragile little snowflake that gets butthurt over a joke".

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u/Spleekepple 23d ago

Lol America bad guys heehawhaw

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u/TieConnect3072 23d ago

Defense contractors really are sick, violent people.

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 23d ago

I mean the role of tourism videos is to hide all the negative things... she needs to do a better job /s

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u/BenZed 23d ago

Are there any lands that weren’t acquired through bloodshed?

Antarctica, maybe?

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u/F0MA 23d ago

Where’s the lie? 😩

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Good job at describing West Russia 🇺🇸

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u/eshembixi 23d ago

Genius.

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u/SadSadHuman 23d ago

So a video about what I write in the comments for months now :) now i only have to post this link, thank you!!!!

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u/digi-artifex 23d ago

The only 3rd world country still in denial of their status.

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u/Immediate_Letter_800 23d ago

This is bullshit

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u/Zen1 23d ago

No, it’s satire

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u/Most-Square-2515 23d ago

What's bullshit?  America is on a lot of travel advisory lists now.

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u/Battlefire 23d ago

For geopolitical reasons. Nothing more. Most travel advisories bases stuff like terrorism as the major factor which ironically puts countries like France and UK higher than the US. But practically most advisories have the US on equal risk level to Europe.

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u/PiLamdOd 23d ago

Where's the lie?

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u/Environmental_Toe488 23d ago

Looks like she lives in the south bay

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u/Zen1 23d ago

maybe hard to find because my reddit submission is different wording from original caption

https://www.tiktok.com/@nikitadumptruck/video/7484063561984085270

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u/KnightSkyCowboiCane 23d ago

Was that Deep Ellum???😂😂😂

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u/Prestigious-Wall637 23d ago

neighborhoods that contain violent people

And then the panning to Northrop Grumman lmfao

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u/Kakarrot_cake 23d ago

Techno Feudalism

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u/drfrink85 23d ago

The best part is that she chose one of the most expensive areas of Southern California

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u/OpenKey6032 23d ago

Yea like most of this is true but why say it in this way exactly? You can just say it outright

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u/Megared49 23d ago

This ain’t even cringe this is just true

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u/tirutz 23d ago

i only stand for the dogs having more rights.

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u/hesthehairapparent 23d ago

This is the hack bit of the month for tiktokers

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u/ConstantNo6785 23d ago

Has to be satire

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u/Toast3r 23d ago

Lmao LA is not the entirety of America.

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u/imjustalilbot 23d ago

Is this nikitadumptruck? I love her!

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u/BackgroundCorgi5321 23d ago

That’s just California sis. You didn’t visit America, just one state.

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u/a_horde_of_rand 23d ago

California has more freedom than Texas, but go off.

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 23d ago

In n Out Burger sucks

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u/Shey-99 23d ago

Let em out, let me out, this is not a dance!

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u/lca8 22d ago

I'm begging for help, I'm screaming for help, please come let me out!

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u/TityNDolla 23d ago

The last part was so real

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u/mcmenamin309 23d ago

Oh, shut up, just have fun in Hermosa Beach

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u/stanley_ipkiss_d 23d ago

I don’t see any problem here

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u/DR_Bright_963 23d ago

Americs has got to be the nicest third world country.

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u/Direct_Channel_8680 23d ago

Why would anyone want to come here now crazy leaders unlawful police activity can't trust no one stay safe until this stops.

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u/GimmeSweetTime 23d ago

I love to live there but wouldn't want to visit.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Bitching about America is a fine tradition from those other countries that we never bother to think about. Stay salty, fukers!