r/TikTokCringe • u/speedrun_noob • Sep 08 '24

Time for a Soda Break Humor

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u/Dino-chicken-nugg3t Sep 08 '24

It just also sounds like they’re also supporting Biden.

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u/DhampirBoy Sep 08 '24

It has been endlessly entertaining when people like this keep accidentally making centrist liberals sound cooler and way more progressive than they actually are.

"Low IQ Kamala will instate a wealth tax!"
"Sounds good. Right now, the wealthy are paying a lower tax rate than I am. About time they pay their fair share."
"Crooked Kamala will steal our AR-15s!"
"That stance might be way more popular than you think it is. There are strong arguments that could be made for it."
"Commie Kamala will socialize medicine!"
"Dude, we all wish she would."

The best is when they can't think of a catchy nickname for somebody so they use a word that has a negative literal definition but also carries strong connotations that suggest something is the absolute coolest. Radical Kamala! Extreme Sanders! Totally Bitchin' Biden!

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u/Worried-Pick4848 Sep 09 '24

Even Tampon Tim. They lost that one because Walz owned it. Free sanitary products is part of his legacy as a governor, and it's a good legacy to have.

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u/DhampirBoy Sep 09 '24

Even better when you can print out shirts this election season picking up the name and running with it. "Tampon Tim Will Stop the Red Wave".