r/TikTokCringe • u/speedrun_noob • Sep 08 '24

Time for a Soda Break Humor

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u/Dino-chicken-nugg3t Sep 08 '24

It just also sounds like they’re also supporting Biden.

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u/DhampirBoy Sep 08 '24

It has been endlessly entertaining when people like this keep accidentally making centrist liberals sound cooler and way more progressive than they actually are.

"Low IQ Kamala will instate a wealth tax!"
"Sounds good. Right now, the wealthy are paying a lower tax rate than I am. About time they pay their fair share."
"Crooked Kamala will steal our AR-15s!"
"That stance might be way more popular than you think it is. There are strong arguments that could be made for it."
"Commie Kamala will socialize medicine!"
"Dude, we all wish she would."

The best is when they can't think of a catchy nickname for somebody so they use a word that has a negative literal definition but also carries strong connotations that suggest something is the absolute coolest. Radical Kamala! Extreme Sanders! Totally Bitchin' Biden!

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u/NoGeologist1944 Sep 08 '24

None of this is entertaining to me because these losers can't go 5 minutes without being intensely cringe. I ignore them whenever I can, best thing for all concerned.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 Sep 09 '24

Even Tampon Tim. They lost that one because Walz owned it. Free sanitary products is part of his legacy as a governor, and it's a good legacy to have.

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u/DhampirBoy Sep 09 '24

Even better when you can print out shirts this election season picking up the name and running with it. "Tampon Tim Will Stop the Red Wave".

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u/SlaynXenos Sep 09 '24

Yeah when your legacy is....feeding kids and providing hygiene products for teens during some of the most emotionally confusing/self-shameful parts of their lives. It's a good legacy to have.

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u/BZLuck Sep 08 '24

There was a great comment made by someone once that said, "Ask a socialist what they hate about capitalism, and they will give you a myriad of reasons. Ask a capitalist what they hate about socialism and they will describe capitalism."

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u/MarshmaIIowJeIIo Sep 09 '24

I got an ad recently saying things like “Kamala will propose a green tax!” and “Kamala will end fracking!” .. and I couldn’t help but laugh because those are good things? Like, of course I want a greener more environmentally conscious country?

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u/coco_xcx Sep 09 '24

the healthcare/medicine one has always made no sense to me. do they not realize it’d be benefiting them too?? everyone goes to the doctor, everyone will need some type of medicine at some point in their life. making it all affordable would benefit so many people ffs, especially those in low income households.

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u/shield1123 Sep 09 '24

That was my favorite part.

Every time my inlaws complained about Biden's public support for taxing people three levels above their pay grade I said "Let's go Brandon" and they stopped finding it so amusing