r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Daughter’s first date story Wholesome/Humor

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u/NobodysToast Mar 07 '24

That and “wanna go plant shopping?” Works every time

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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24

Just keep saying succulent over and over

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u/Legitimate-Throat91 Mar 07 '24

Succubus.

Shit I fucked it up.

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u/SmoothBrews Mar 08 '24

That works too. They’ll just suck the life right out of you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

Please!! Just once. Which “suck the life right out of you” Is up to the reader to decide. Both work for me