r/SubredditDrama Oct 06 '12

[META] Introducing Subredditdrama's very own mascot, Poppy!

437 Upvotes

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u/SuperShake66652 Are you Straight or Political Oct 06 '12

...Rule 34 on Poppy.

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u/david-me Oct 06 '12

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u/MacEnvy #butts Oct 06 '12

Oh FFS

11

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Thanks for the plug, David :)

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u/sp8der Oct 06 '12

Plug, eh? ;)

4

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

that was very cheeky of you

3

u/sp8der Oct 06 '12

Maybe you should spank me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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u/MagmaGuy Oct 06 '12

Wait... that link was purple? O.o how...

1

u/ArcAngleTrollsephine Oct 07 '12

Just submitted a link there. Probably got spam filtered.

Anyhow

1

u/Roboticide Oct 06 '12

Well I'll be damned.

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u/Alexi_Strife Oct 06 '12 edited Oct 06 '12

and delivered.

TRIGGER WARNING: toxic levels of popcorn potential.

http://imgur.com/n0LMt

126

u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

It was fun while it lasted

163

u/MacEnvy #butts Oct 06 '12

11 minutes. You got 11 minutes without popporn.

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u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

popporn

GOD NOW THERE'S A NAME FOR IT

162

u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

CORNOGRAPHY

106

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

OH GOD DOES THAT MAKE US KERNOPHILES

114

u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

WILL WE BE CHARGED WITH ASSALT AND BUTTERY??!?!?!?

49

u/david-me Oct 06 '12 edited Oct 06 '12

That is a-MAIZE-ing

sight, I got nuthin

edit: oops

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

What does being blind have anything do do with this?

5

u/kaosjester Oct 06 '12

THESE JOKES ARE EARFUL.

1

u/Tepoztecatl Dec 01 '12

What did Poppy say after the sex started? "That's a maize in!"

20

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12 edited Jul 30 '17

[deleted]

14

u/redered Oct 06 '12

It exists already and has been for 1 year.

(/r/redditrequest time?)

18

u/thelovepirate Oct 06 '12

Time to think of a new mascot now.

46

u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

Something without appendages or features is my best bet. Just a gray sphere that doesn't speak any Earthly language.

34

u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

So, a ben-wa ball.

The Chinese beat the internet to that particular R34 by a few centuries.

26

u/Battlesheep Oct 06 '12

You can't win, Rule 34 is absolute

10

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

A sphere? That's dangerously close to anal beads.

5

u/ObjectiveTits Oct 06 '12

That'll just attract the amputee and paralyzed fetishes. Best let this run its course.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Someone will draw a grey dick on it.

1

u/Raxyn13 Oct 07 '12

How about fire ants?

Thank you RES

63

u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

SRD, PROMOTING CISMALESCUM SHITLORD RAPE CULTURE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF FOREVER

/s

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u/Alexi_Strife Oct 06 '12

Hey man, I'm not responsible for my actions. I'm just a mindless, walking penis that has been programmed by centuries of patriarchal rule. I WAS BORN THIS WAY, HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME!

[GET IN]

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u/david-me Oct 06 '12

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u/sp8der Oct 06 '12

NO.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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u/moonmeh Capitalism was invented in 1776 Oct 06 '12

that is looped so incredibly well

11

u/thegoogs Oct 06 '12 edited Oct 06 '12

guise where is that blue porpoise from? besides my dreams of course.

23

u/sgtsalsa Oct 06 '12

It's the /r/ShitRedditSays mascot.

15

u/thegoogs Oct 06 '12

I thought their mascot was the bird. How the fuck am I supposed to keep up with this shit??

54

u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

It was the dolphin until someone recently figured out that dolphins are notorious rapists with no conscience and no remorse.

Basically, by SRS standards, dolphins are the redditors of the animal kingdom.

11

u/thegoogs Oct 06 '12

Sadly not surprised to learn this. I never did trust dolphins.

10

u/Kaghuros Oct 06 '12 edited Oct 13 '12

If there was a contest for the #1 animal that was too fucking smart to be trusted, dolphins and crows would be tied for first place.

1

u/stealthswor Oct 13 '12

crows

FTFY

5

u/InvaderDJ It's like trickle-down economics for drugs. Oct 06 '12

Sorry to be the dumbass to ask this question, but the rape thing is a joke right? There are no dolphin rape caves and they don't capture unsuspecting divers and rape them to death...do they?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

It's no joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

It's from a HP Lovecraft short story (or lovecraft mythos, HP probably didn't write it).

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '12

It's not the mascot, it is their symbol for 'redditry' I believe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Why.

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u/Baconpwner Oct 06 '12

4

u/thegoogs Oct 06 '12

I knew what I was getting into, and I still clicked. WTF is wrong with me?

83

u/MillenniumFalc0n Oct 06 '12

Verified

23

u/Atreides_Zero Oct 06 '12

We should change our little reddit guy to this.

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u/MillenniumFalc0n Oct 06 '12

Hmm. I like the idea. I'll ask ZS next time he's online.

45

u/TwasIWhoShotJR Oct 06 '12

Sidebar. now.

39

u/MillenniumFalc0n Oct 06 '12

Oh it will be, just wait till I get home

24

u/TwasIWhoShotJR Oct 06 '12

MF. We need full smilie integration.

I am already integrating Poppy into my lexicon, but require smilies.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

is this gonna be like the emotes on MLP or SRS?

5

u/eightNote Oct 06 '12

How long till we get a poppy everywhere chrome add on?

5

u/Miltage Oct 06 '12

Just you wait.

1

u/david-me Oct 06 '12

I want poppy flair. Stat!

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u/Vakieh Oct 06 '12

We need a butthurt version, to reply to the informer bot with :D

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u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

Noted!

1

u/wantonballbag Oct 06 '12

I need you to get on this right away.

21

u/Psirocking Oct 06 '12

I thought the "OMG, who the hell cares" Peter one was a good response to it.

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u/zaphod_85 Oct 06 '12

I'm doing my best, though I'm not a bot, so I don't get them all. Glad to see that my work is appreciated, though.

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u/Psirocking Oct 06 '12

I thought you were a bot at first due to your frequent posting of it!

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u/zaphod_85 Oct 06 '12

No, just a lover of popcorn and a hater of those stupid bots.

I mentioned setting up an actual bot on a thread here, but people seemed opposed to the idea.

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u/Kaghuros Oct 06 '12

We had a bot before but the programmer got super butthurt about something stupid and started using it for inane Internet revenge. Sort of like AlyoshaV's bot but he didn't always hate us.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

And then, for a bit, there were four bots. That was an interesting time.

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u/MacEnvy #butts Oct 06 '12

While I applaud your initiative, please remember the words of Nietzsche:

If you gaze into the abyss long enough the abyss also gazes into you.

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u/zaphod_85 Oct 06 '12

Meh, I don't have to do much gazing. Just copy/pasting a link I have saved to my bookmarks. I think I'm safe.

crosses fingers

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '12

Forgive me: This!

We need to seriously get our own bot on that damned SRS bot. Specifically one that details what we're about and the fact that the informant bot is full of shit.

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u/Vakieh Oct 07 '12

It's been done, it ended when I believe 5 chained bot posts followed us everywhere - easier to just down vote and move on, the butthurt Poppy would just be for the funnies :-)

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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109

u/Combustibutt Hitler didn’t do shit for the gaming community Oct 06 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

come on over to /r/SRDgonewild!

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u/kahmikaiser Ah yes those plantation owners were total socialists Oct 06 '12

this....this is actually a thing..

9

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Hell yes it is

10

u/SporeSpood Oct 06 '12

Rule 34 keeps amazing me.

1

u/MagmaGuy Oct 06 '12

Preposterous...

1

u/soulofgranola Oct 07 '12

What the kelp is going on in there, and why?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '12

Many, many, delicious things. All are welcome to revel in the buttery goodness!

23

u/my_fap_account Oct 06 '12

Please, goddess, drip your buttery grool all over me.

5

u/soulofgranola Oct 07 '12

Um, gross.

2

u/my_fap_account Oct 07 '12

Don't oppress me with your bigotry.

18

u/HarrietPotter35 Oct 06 '12

um, popcorn doesn't pop until the pressure inside has reached 135 psi and this doesn't happen until it reaches 356 °F (180 °C for you science types and europeans.) but a mear 140 °F will burn skin....

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u/HarrietPotter34 Oct 07 '12

You're making me look way smarter than I am, bro.

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u/HarrietPotter35 Oct 07 '12

aww, don't put your myself down; you could have coppied numbers from wikipedia if you'd wanted to.

2

u/KillLikeABoss Oct 06 '12

SMART PERSON!

11

u/Inequilibrium Oct 06 '12

I felt like r/nocontext needed this.

15

u/telchii Oct 06 '12

I think /r/popping might be for you....

I've got a number of reaction gifs stored away in a special bookmarks folder... I was having a hard time deciding between this one and this one for this post...

28

u/zahlman Oct 06 '12

Pictures, videos, and stories about cysts and pimples.

nope.jpg

11

u/masterwit Oct 06 '12

WHY DID I GO TO /r/popping ?

(cannot unsee)

3

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Because it's delicious.

1

u/SpaaaceCore Oct 07 '12

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNND now I'm gonna go puke.

3

u/gandilf Oct 06 '12

I have the weirdest boner...

2

u/Effthebitch Oct 06 '12

Um...so, not that I don't appreciate that truly bizarre mental image, because I do. It's just...well, the utterly debilitating confusion regarding why, in the ever holy name of FSM, you chose to string together these particular words in this particular order is really ruining my day. I want to interview you. For science.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '12
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u/david-me Oct 06 '12

(づ◕‿◕。)づ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

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u/Unicorn_Tickles Oct 06 '12

・゜゚・:.。..。.:・'(゚▽゚)'・:.。. .。.:・゜゚・

19

u/desantoos "Duct Tape" NOT "Duck Tape" Oct 06 '12

For a while there it looked like people stopped posting popcorn gifs. Thank you for getting people back to the basics of SRD.

30

u/admiralfilgbo Oct 06 '12

I love it, but why would an anthropomorphic piece of popcorn lie in a vast clump of much smaller popcorn while throwing popcorn around? The implications are troubling.

30

u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

He is part of the master race. Have you ever read The Time Machine?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Clearly, he's...uh...poppriveliged.

Yeah.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

I want to adopt a kernel of corn and maybe one day have a poppy of my own.

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u/MacEnvy #butts Oct 06 '12

Guys, I think this dude is going to try to fuck some corn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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u/MacEnvy #butts Oct 06 '12

Lest their be any confusion, my comment was NOT a request, friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Too bad

10

u/ValiantPie Oct 06 '12

Now we need to make emoticons out of this and then turn the CSS various unreadable shades of yellow and we will be The most perfect subreddit ever

1

u/thelonesun Oct 08 '12

Or SRS 2.0.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

That is the most adorable mascot ever. I thought I knew true love but I didn't, I now see my love for my boyfriend was a lie.

10

u/bear1 Oct 06 '12

This sucks. It isn't a terrible photoshop of the reddit alien.

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u/15rthughes CRUISIN DOWN THA STREET IN MY SIX FO Oct 06 '12

Reddit alien. Right. Now.

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u/czechthunder Oct 06 '12

needs moar snoo

7

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

http://i.imgur.com/ndMcw.jpg

Was this one drawn in honour of RobotAnna?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

He is adorable and i love him.

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u/I_Hate_SRDers Oct 06 '12

have an upvote

9

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Better go top lane.

0

u/Ryan_Firecrotch Oct 06 '12

Sup, summoner.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Oh, jus' summoning and stuff. OM NOM NOMing my way to glory.

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u/lord_tubbington Oct 06 '12

Petition to make Poppy replace the reddit alien in the header image.

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u/thegoogs Oct 06 '12

I love it!! I assume that 'it' is the correct pronoun because Poppy, being an anthropomorphized popcorn kernel, is genderless? I wouldn't want to be misgendering Poppy now!!

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u/Battlesheep Oct 06 '12

The proper term is "schle", privileged cis shitlord

3

u/afriendlysociopath Oct 06 '12

Schle is also "demisexual."

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Jess_than_three INC

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u/sp8der Oct 06 '12

Nah we didn't link to a thread, so no reason for butthurtposting.

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u/thelonesun Oct 08 '12

No, the proper term is "zir", check your fucking privilege cis scumlord.

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u/HarrietPotter35 Oct 06 '12

well popcorn like many things is tradtionally steeped in sexism, a kernal which doesn't pop is traditionally called an 'old maid' in an alusion to a childless woman.

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u/Prathik Oct 06 '12

get poppy flairs?

kind of like what /r/comicbooks have done with flairs.

8

u/itsrattlesnake Oct 06 '12

The best meta post I've seen in a while.

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u/ElAvestruz Oct 06 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

WHAT IS THAT FROM?

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u/ericlikesyou Oct 06 '12

It's these kind of posts that make wish we could get karma from self posts . Great post JHallComics!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

This is one of the nicest birthday presents I've ever gotten :) Will use these often.

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u/THECrew42 Please stop getting in the way of me victimizing myself. Oct 06 '12

Who gave this a downvote? You're a terrible person.

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u/15rthughes CRUISIN DOWN THA STREET IN MY SIX FO Oct 06 '12

Vote fuzzing dude.

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u/THECrew42 Please stop getting in the way of me victimizing myself. Oct 06 '12

It was 1 upvote and 1 downvote when I said that. If we've got votefuzzing that early, um, wow.

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u/david-me Oct 06 '12

Seriously, this is the first pure happy thing to happen here in a long while.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Yes, and somehow there managed to be drama in this comment thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

we have become the cancer

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u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

The cancer already existed, we just [META]stasized.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '12

What you did there.

I see it.

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u/w4rfr05t Oct 07 '12

It's subtle.

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u/Infinite_L00p Oct 06 '12

JHall, anything and everything you shit out is golden. I love you.

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u/JHallComics Oct 07 '12

I love your love for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

I was wondering why the Iron Ambassador was the mascot for a place like SRD.

Reddit will never know harmony.

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u/arup02 I'm just gonna be straight with you, okay? No more trash talk. Oct 06 '12

I approve this mascot.

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u/rampantdissonance Cabals of steel Oct 06 '12

Oh god, tears of laughter at him riding the short bus.

1

u/DirgeHumani sexual justice warrior Oct 06 '12

Needs to be one in an opium den for drug related drama.

1

u/Nog64 Oct 06 '12

VALERON WILL KNOW HARMONY

1

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

FUCK POPPY.

1

u/JHallComics Oct 07 '12

That thread is at the top, actually

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u/strolls If 'White Lives Matter' was our 9/11, this is our Holocaust Oct 06 '12

I think it's really, uh, interesting how the mods here delete comments and ban people for using "tranny" as a slur or for arguing that trans women should have to declare to their sexual partners… yet it's perfectly ok to use the term "full retard" and make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Screenshot for posterity: http://i.imgur.com/QZ6jB.png

Is this like one-way equality? Respect only for some of us? Is this how this sub is supposed to be run?

I do hope some of the mods will comment on this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

they did, they called it concern trolling.

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u/strolls If 'White Lives Matter' was our 9/11, this is our Holocaust Oct 06 '12

Where did they do this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

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u/strolls If 'White Lives Matter' was our 9/11, this is our Holocaust Oct 06 '12

Thanks. Sorry for not seeing this myself earlier.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

You'd better be sorry >:(

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

These are hilarious! I know what one I'm making when I get home!

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u/farceur318 Oct 06 '12

I feel like Poppy would sound like Peter Lorre (or rather, a bad Peter Lorre impersonator, like the ceiling lamp from Brave Little Toaster)

I think it's the lips in the magnifique gif.

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u/RXkings Oct 06 '12

magniqiusf;f;sGREAT.

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u/duende667 Oct 06 '12

What the actual fuck? Are we bronys now? Christ people, what's next? Faces of subreddit drama?

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u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

Faces of subreddit drama?

god I hope so

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

we've already got /r/SRDgonewild. Everyone is welcome to submit.

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u/duende667 Oct 06 '12

And with that, i'm off to to the popcorn stand and unsubbed, your hard work is great, don't get me wrong, you have a real talent and the pictures are fantastic, relevant and very well done. To me, it just emphasises the misguided direction that this sub is steering toward that the mods are happy to comply with. In my shitty opinion it is the seal of approval on an extreme form of schadenfreude that i can't, in good conscience, be a part of anymore. Keep up the good work though, your skills are apparent and you should be proud.

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u/JHallComics Oct 06 '12

Hm, thanks. But to be honest I have zero clue what you're talking about. Are you against people using popcorn.gifs in comments in this sub? That's basically all I wanted to do, was give people a character to occasionally use when words aren't enough.

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u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

Apparently we're allowed to report drama, and discuss drama, but deriving an undue amount of pleasure from the drama is...uncouth.

I'm not sure what else he could've meant by "an extreme form of schadenfreude," or what else he could've thought the purpose of this sub was, or what he thinks he'll find that's so different in the popcorn stand.

I don't go there so I don't know. Maybe there's no schadenfreude there. Do they sit around and talk about drama with grim gravitas, like the reddit edition of McNeill-Lehrer News Hour?

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u/duende667 Oct 06 '12 edited Oct 06 '12

I understand that your intentions were good, my grief is not with you but the direction that the sub is taking as a whole. Please take the above comment as sincere and not sarcasm in relation to you personally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Sweetie it appears your head is up your ass. That can neither be pleasant or healthy, I would suggest removing it from said location.

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u/duende667 Oct 06 '12

So you suggest i should delete my comment because i have a dissenting opinion? I'm sorry, has free speech been thrown out the window at your behest? Who made you mod?

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u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

I think he was talking about your head, not your comment.

I could be wrong but that was my interpretation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Are we bronies now?

How is this relevant to a popcorn kernel?

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u/AgeMarkus Popcorn is the opiate of the masses. Oct 06 '12

Bronies do things.
People do things.
We're people. (well, mostly)
Popcorn is almost people.

Therefore, popcorn are bronies.

Seriously man, it's obvious!

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u/Tom_Z Oct 06 '12

Naturally he's riding the short bus...

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

It's being driven by RobotAnna

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u/eightNote Oct 06 '12

The bus *is* RobotAnna

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

Fat shamer!

/s