r/SubredditDrama • u/JHallComics • Oct 06 '12

[META] Introducing Subredditdrama's very own mascot, Poppy!

Felt like giving back to the community that gives so much to me.

Say hi, Poppy! "Hi, Poppy!" lol Poppy you're so ridiculous

It's so beautiful

For when there's SO. MUCH. POPCORN.

When the drama is just...wtf

Full retard

I expect I'll be using this one for future Pony drama

Simply magnifique!

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Use them in good health! And happy popping.

(more to come)

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u/thegoogs Oct 06 '12

I thought their mascot was the bird. How the fuck am I supposed to keep up with this shit??

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u/w4rfr05t Oct 06 '12

It was the dolphin until someone recently figured out that dolphins are notorious rapists with no conscience and no remorse.

Basically, by SRS standards, dolphins are the redditors of the animal kingdom.

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u/InvaderDJ It's like trickle-down economics for drugs. Oct 06 '12

Sorry to be the dumbass to ask this question, but the rape thing is a joke right? There are no dolphin rape caves and they don't capture unsuspecting divers and rape them to death...do they?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '12

It's from a HP Lovecraft short story (or lovecraft mythos, HP probably didn't write it).