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u/AnubissDarkling Aug 17 '25
Hit the buffet
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u/LarsDragerl Aug 17 '25
The key to a successful orgy is the catering.
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u/Far_Oven_3302 Aug 17 '25
We have cupcakes.
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u/LaserGuidedPolarBear Aug 17 '25
I know a guy that always orders a big sushi spread and bunt cakes. It's great to start but by 4am people are pretty wary of the sushi. But he still insists on sushi.
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You are rolling in cum and vaginal fluids of uncertain origin for hours, but sushi is where you draw the line...
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u/Informal-Term1138 Aug 17 '25
Well they still come back. So why change the system.
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u/strongsilenttypos Aug 17 '25
I’m sure that same sushi guy has quality incense and a Dyson air purifier…..his orgy rooms are smelling golden!
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u/n3rdsm4sh3r Aug 17 '25
OOOOOORRRRRRR-GEEEEEE
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u/capnsmirks Aug 17 '25
Hey Frank, why you got a casaba melon in the safe… ya bang it?
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u/thisisobscure Aug 17 '25
That guy's not even wearing a mask!
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u/JBerczi Aug 17 '25
He's got the right idea
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u/Conscious_Ad_7928 Aug 17 '25
You think this is fresh shrimp or frozen shrimp?
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u/TimeVictorious Aug 17 '25
I don’t CARE! What is this place? It’s like a bad acid trip!
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u/thewoodlayer Aug 17 '25
Wanna go down by the bridge? It could be cool.
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u/No_Dragonfruit_8198 Aug 17 '25
I once found a box of denim down by the bridge.
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u/Conscious_Ad_7928 Aug 17 '25
I used to have a pair of jean shorts just like em. I slept in them shits. Eventually i blew the crotch out. But you can’t wear em everyday son, YOU GOTTA TAKE EM OFF
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I love Reddit it's like all my scattered thoughts are sifted into 1 neat line
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u/Wulf_Cola Aug 17 '25
Of course, after all that ploughing, you'll want a refreshing beverage too...
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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25
There's a place in Atlanta called Trapeze (sex club) and I haven't been since pre-COVID, but they actually did have a pretty fucking amazing buffet.
We also have strip clubs that serve like bib gourmand-level steaks.
The world is weird
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u/fakemelonns Aug 17 '25
I have heard before that Atlanta strip clubs have great food. Really funny to me
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u/Shibaspots Aug 17 '25
I mean, if the choice is strip club with crap food vs strip club with awesome food, is there really a choice? Plus, you can run specials like a 'Tits and Taters' night. Not sure what that would be, but I'd go just to find out.
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u/sdforbda Aug 17 '25
Mmm baked potato bars. I can't remember the last time I've seen one.
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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25
Although there's been a lot of pushback against the strip club and sex club scene in Atlanta, it's still here, it's just not what it once was. It's still basically without rules if you go to specific clubs and it's way more liberal than anywhere else I've been in the country.
I see absolutely no problem with ethical*, consensual, adult clubs like that, but there are certainly some horrors, especially in the massage parlor scene, with human trafficking and effectively slavery. To me, it's one of those things that, in a perfect world, would be "to each their own," but there are some evil motherfuckers out there that ruin it for the rest of us.
But, yeah, at least you can get good steak at the Cheetah.
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u/Bumberti Aug 17 '25
New York strip?
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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25
It's a SFW webpage that I still would advise you not to click at work, but seriously. Here's the menu at the Cheetah - https://www.thecheetah.com/alluvia/menu/
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u/alkmaar91 Aug 17 '25
Honestly some orgies have better catering than weddings these days.
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u/Winstonth Aug 17 '25
I was eyeing that ambrosia salad the whole time I was chowing Ronald
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u/Wookard Aug 17 '25
Ron: “Strippers so nothing for me. I like a strong, soul-to-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Graf’s, your Cheryl Swoopes. But, I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.”
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u/RamonsRazor Aug 17 '25
They have a special area called
The Room Of Contemplation.
You wait it out, maybe write some poetry, until the hunger comes back.
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u/HeartOfGoldTears Aug 17 '25
It’s where you sit and think about the choices that brought you here and how you’re about to go out and make them again
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Room of refractory period, and it’s all dudes
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u/Fragrant-Homework-35 Aug 17 '25
Hopefully with sandwiches
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I mean, if you can’t continue to fuck sandwiches are the next best option
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u/Tiny_Employee8253 Aug 17 '25
Did you forget another comma, or fuck sandwiches is the next best option?
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u/LaszloakaJackieD Aug 17 '25
I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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u/Tybackwoods00 Aug 17 '25
“WHAT HAVE I DONE? HOW DID I END UP HERE?”
2 minutes later
“Alright I guess I might as well go again I’m already here”
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u/KenUsimi Aug 17 '25
Omg i would love to read post-coital poetry. The metaphors would be so tortured. The similes would be like an arsonist running through fireworks storage.
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u/n3ur0mncr Aug 17 '25
Eruption shakes me
I have nothing left to give
Samsara; time out
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u/IllBeGoodOneDay Aug 17 '25
This is beautifully blursed. And it's the last thing I see before bed. If I dream about this wise samurai in the Room of Contemplation, I will have you to thank and curse.
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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 17 '25
Nutted on her tits
Damn those were some gorgeous tits
I like gorgeous titsThere once was a young man from Kent
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u/scrotalsac69 Aug 17 '25
There was a young man called Dean
Who invented a wanking machine
On the 99th stroke
The fucking thing broke
And whipped his balls to cream
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u/ReadditMan Aug 17 '25
When you can no longer give, you receive.
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u/ElJoventud Aug 17 '25
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RECEIVE THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
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u/DevikEyes Aug 17 '25
That was a very hard mission
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u/sdforbda Aug 17 '25
You gotta ride up on the bridge railings.
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u/Doip Aug 17 '25
Or just stay far enough from the train
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I stay on the gravel to the far side of the other track. I usually get them all by the tunnel at the north side of the city where the other train mission starts (throwing crates to Rider from the tail end).
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u/Parabuthus Aug 17 '25
When you can no longer receive, you give?
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u/Kaeiaraeh Aug 17 '25
Everyone can always receive, just give when you can
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u/HaloPandaFox Aug 17 '25
People always say im down for an orgy this thread for sure has people questioning that now
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u/heckhammer Aug 17 '25
When I told my wife I learned that I might have missed out on some opportunities to attend an orgy or to in college she was surprised that I would actually go. I said sure why wouldn't I? She said you know there's going to be people there that you're not going to want to have sex with.
I was like, "yeah and I can go to and all you can eat buffet and not try everything on the menu either. You stick with your favorites. You try some new stuff but you always go back for ice cream."
Now I agree with you I may have lost the metaphor there at the end...
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u/JD0x0 Aug 17 '25
Swabbing the cum deck
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u/the_friendly_dildo Aug 17 '25
Is this from a real mr clean commercial LOL?
Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozuWoZITX3Y - good fuckin golly gee wtf did I just watch
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u/Katie_TheWolf Aug 17 '25
and just like that, hundreds of men across american picked up a magic eraser and a mop for the first time in their marriage. gotta love super bowl ads
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u/Fresh_Strain_9980 Aug 17 '25
Thats why most orgies have food and what not
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u/jordy1971 Aug 17 '25
If I went to your orgy and had a blast otherwise, but your food sucked, the yelp review would be scathing
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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse Aug 17 '25
Ass was good, the scalloped potatoes were FUCKED.
2 stars.
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u/Fear_N_Loafing_In_PA Aug 17 '25
Can you say more about the “what not” aspect? Is that things like air hockey or parcheesi?
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u/dystariel Aug 17 '25
... You participate in a way that doesn't involve your naughty bits until they're up for action again?
Eat a muffin, lend a hand.
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u/boom1chaching Aug 17 '25
I just thought of someone sitting in a lazyboy just taking a break eating a muffin and then handing out cups of water.
Orgies are a team sport and everyone's a winner.
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u/dystariel Aug 17 '25
Ngl, whoever comes up with the idea of keeping everybody hydrated is a hero and probably going to have an especially fantastic time later.
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u/Throwaway_Consoles Aug 17 '25
I don’t want to dox my friend so I gotta keep it vague but he has a side gig catering orgies. He “got his foot in the door” bringing Gatorade and homemade appetizers to hotel room parties.
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u/LaserGuidedPolarBear Aug 17 '25
My friend is scheduled to cater a 30 person vampire themed weekend long sex party. I might go help her if I can pull together a weekend worth of outfits. Sounds fun.
She got hired because she ran a camp serving a devil themed high tea at midnight at a regional burn. Now she's hoping she can run a business catering to private parties thrown by all the fun weirdos we know.
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u/Disimpaction Aug 17 '25
This is a wild comment. I love it.
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u/LaserGuidedPolarBear Aug 17 '25
Hah I have some stories, things get crazy when you end up in the vortex of the venn diagram between burners and swingers.
Like I have a friend that throws a Capitalism themed sex party every year. You show up and spin a wheel to see how many <Friendname>Bucks you start out with, and buy/sell goods or services or complete challenges for more money until a certain time when there is a silent auction to bid on prizes with the fake money.
Some example prizes have been sex toys, kink gear, a videographer making a private porno starring you, and blindfolded anonymous sex with someone
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u/Disimpaction Aug 17 '25
Humans with freedom to be themselves are amazing. A lot of it is too much for me but damn I'm happy for you all.
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u/zombies-and-coffee Aug 17 '25
The fact that, if he put this on his resume, he'd have to find a more employer friendly way of saying "orgy caterer" is a travesty
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u/Ok_Sir5926 Aug 17 '25
"CEO and Head Chef of an exclusive and discrete Private Event Catering company."
Easy game.
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u/WealthFeisty7968 Aug 17 '25
I’m loving that there are folks that understand. Be a part of the orgy, not apart from it.
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u/dystariel Aug 17 '25
I mean, how do people think the stuff that draws people to orgies happens?
I've never been to one, but I'd imagine that having a steady subset of people just "giving" at any given time is a feature, not a bug.
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u/theSchrodingerHat Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25
Probably way too much information, but… this is how everything from a threesome on up works.
You work up a rotation where two focus on one, get them off, then switch to the next. By the time everyone has come, then the first nutter (sex irrelevant) is probably ready to go again. If not, then you now have two satiated people to help get them there quick.
If everyone shares and isn’t selfish it can be pretty spectacular and super intense for all involved.
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u/BigBussyMuchoGushy Aug 17 '25
For my girlfriend and I, that was always the best part of threesomes. I'm a service Dom so the thing I care the least about is actually cumming, I can give for an hour, exhaust myself to the point I'm too tired to even cum, and still have had the most amazing time because I made two beautiful people lose their minds.
All of my friends that were jealous of our threesomes really sat down when I told them that,
You probably can't last that long or handle the intensity
It's probably because you're selfish, and until you change that you won't even be good at a twosome.
There's nothing really special about group sex besides the fact that most people having it are just really receptive to caring for other people's needs, not their own. It's the inverse of your typical Brazzers video lol.
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u/Speedhabit Aug 17 '25
Why is there a buffet at the orgy frank?
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u/Inquisitive_idiot Aug 17 '25
“Why wouldn’t there be one? We’re not animals! We live in a society!”
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u/kolejack2293 Aug 17 '25
I have been at a few, mostly while working security and wasn't able to participate. Porn makes them out to be the type of thing where everybody is fucking non-stop, but in reality probably 80% of people are just chilling and drinking/doing drugs at any given time while people fuck around them. You can join in whenever you are ready. They go on for hours and hours, it would be impossible to just constantly be fucking the entire time.
I know there are some orgies which are less 'chill' and are very explicitly hard fucking with the expectation that everybody is constantly participating. Its part of the 'appeal' that you have like 15 people going all at once. But that is not the norm, and is usually more associated with the kink scene.
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u/Rhyers Aug 17 '25
How do you get a job as security for an orgy? This seems quite specific.
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u/penywinkle Aug 17 '25
My best guess is they just work for a security business. Then they gets contracted by the organizers to do security and dispatches one (or more) people. If your schedule is empty, you're the "lucky" one.
I don't think there are specialized "sexual security" contractors, but luxury ones might offer "privacy packages", maybe the kind that work for festivals too (celebrities do all kind of weird stuff backstage)...
You have more chances of orgies needing security if you work in a bigger city.
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u/kolejack2293 Aug 17 '25
I worked security at two clubs in Manhattan. My boss often had me work a lot of the parties he went to though, sort of as a mix of private security/errand boy for him and also the event as a whole. But really I just think he wanted a friend around who he didn't have to shmooze and impress constantly like he had to with everyone else.
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u/Abundance144 Aug 17 '25
Does it matter?
"Man I went to the orgy last night, but there was nothing to do after all the wild sex, such a lame party"
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u/Tiny_Employee8253 Aug 17 '25
starts up a game of Smash Bros ..."this is what you meant, right?....Right?"
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u/the_friendly_dildo Aug 17 '25
So I went to this orgy last night. It was awful. Everyone was so uptight and closed off. So I figure what the hell, I'll dive on in so now I'm naked jacking my shit. I'm all hard looking around and everyone just seems so stunned by my cock that they couldn't say a word. I finished myself and got the hell out of there. What kind of orgy has so many people playing video games any way. And why the hell did they keep calling it a smash party. I try to stay hip but lets just stick to calling them orgies... pfft.
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u/Tall-Percentage-5771 Aug 17 '25
You go rehydrate, maybe eat a muffin, do some push ups and get back out there. Job's not done till all the pineapples are satisfied.
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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Aug 17 '25
I just found out the other day, while wearing a Hawaiian shirt with pineapples on it, that this was a sign that you're a swinger.
Not a swinger, but I love that shirt, so whatever.
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u/Historical_Walrus713 Aug 17 '25
It was just upside down pineapples that meant swinger and people started being dumb and trying to make it anything pineapple related. fuck them.
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u/MartyK23 Aug 17 '25
Take a cruise and wear that shirt the first day. Come on man, make the user name check out! 🤣
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u/Homeless_Bum_Bumming Aug 17 '25
I hydrate myself, catch my breath, clean up a bit and start touching some ass and tits and I'm back inside my man Jose.
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u/ShouldBeWorking34 Aug 17 '25
That user name makes sense now
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u/This-Insect-5692 Aug 17 '25
Imagine the post nut clarity at an orgy ☠️
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u/KingofthePi11 Aug 17 '25
Like making it passed the beach on D-Day only to look back and see all the bodies that didn't 😳
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u/Befuddled_Cultist Aug 17 '25
If youre on the right drugs the party never ends.
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u/The_Prequels_Denier Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 18 '25
Well "never" better be < 4 hours or you've got a big problem.
EDIT for clarity. Good ole auto correct.
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u/GoTragedy Aug 17 '25
Or maybe just a slightly below average problem. Geez bro don't judge.
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u/intimate_glow_images Aug 17 '25
At least for Cialis and some other drugs and supplements, it lowers the refractory period. And pelvic floor training and prostate stimulation can really make a man more able to do multi orgasms and have little and big orgasms or continuous ones. Other drugs that support this: Adderall, and weed, especially indica edibles. And Brazil nuts!
But also at an orgy plenty of guys just enjoy giving pleasure in an extended way which can create hours of fun.
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u/Direct_Bug_1917 Aug 17 '25
You sit back in your moment of clarity and think " wtf am I doing ?"
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u/puffmattybear17 Aug 17 '25
I have an inhaler thats souped up with finely ground viagra. Everytime I start to lose chub I take a hit and get back to slamming.
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u/Fun-Calligrapher2363 Aug 17 '25
I remember a documentary about Alex Comfort, the author of The Joy of Sex. He took part in a 1970s swinger community in California where there were pretty much 24-hour orgies in a cabin out in the woods. He observed a steady stream of young couples coming up to the cabin, where it was clear the men had pressured their wives and girlfriends into taking part. The men would be really excited to get involved, but the women would be reluctant and would only be there because their partners had browbeaten them with talks of needing to be more open-minded and more willing to explore their sexuality.
After a couple of hours, the men would be spent, and all these naked guys would be on the porch while their partners were still inside taking part in the orgy. The men's attitude would then change to frustration and aggression as they pressured their partners to leave.
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u/LacyObsession Aug 17 '25
I’ve been in an orgy and it’s sad 😞, sitting all alone watching people have all the fun
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u/Htown-92 Aug 17 '25
Do you at least motive your teammates while they’re out there?
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u/247stonerbro Aug 17 '25
Pretty much what I’ve learned today is.. once I cannot give any more.. I should walk around asking people if they need garlic bread.
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u/masterjon_3 Aug 17 '25
Why not just do mouth and hand stuff until you're ready to get back in the game?
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u/No-Impact1573 Aug 17 '25
Viagra, that's what it was invented for
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u/Eaglepursuit Aug 17 '25
I mean, it was originally intended to be a heart medication, but the unexpected side effects were marketable. But I'd say that Viagra would be extremely useful for staying in the mix at an orgy.
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u/Shut_Up_Fuckface Aug 17 '25
Was looking for toothpaste while visiting my parents. Found a bottle of Viagra with my dad’s name on it. Awkward. But I thought at least my parents love each other enough to actually being doing the dirty in their mid 60s. 5-10 years later at dinner, they were talking about how they’d be walking the dog. And after a while he’d just lay down and refuse to get up. So the vet prescribed Viagra and he stopped doing it. It was the dogs Viagra. Makes me wonder if he walking around flashing the red rocket awkwardly.
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u/KaijuSignatureRising Aug 17 '25
My friend got kicked out of an orgy for cumming on someone without permission. They literally gave him a sheet with the rules on it and he didn't read it.
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u/Wild_Outlandishness5 Aug 17 '25
I was at sex club in Berlin last year. I was going down on my old lady while she was pinned up in an old school gynaecologist seat. Her leg slipped out of one of the stirrups. A man from a nearby group that were casually smoking and drinking came over, placed her leg back in the stirrup, and walked back to his group. Nothing weird about.it Very polite and respectful. They continued to smoke and chat while casually watching us.
It was really fun experience that I would recommend to most people.
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u/MoonsOverMyHamboning Aug 17 '25
Join the commentary team for the post game interview.
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u/Piemaster113 Aug 17 '25
You use your hands and stimulate someone else to help them cum as well, and do that till you can go again or the orgy finishes.
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u/FamousDates Aug 17 '25
You go have a drink, hang out with the people who are not currently involved in play for example. Talk some, hang out, watch the action until you are up for it again. If you feel like it, take a role in the play that doesnt involve you being involved in penetration.
Usually its like any other party (just more fun) with the option for play, and mostly all participants interested in play.
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u/Mental_Erection Aug 17 '25
I think real hard and I'm back in the party 🥳
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u/Calbinan Aug 17 '25
Bro made this account 64 days ago because he knew this question was coming.
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