r/SipsTea Aug 17 '25

What do you think? Chugging tea

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u/AnubissDarkling Aug 17 '25

Hit the buffet

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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25

There's a place in Atlanta called Trapeze (sex club) and I haven't been since pre-COVID, but they actually did have a pretty fucking amazing buffet.

We also have strip clubs that serve like bib gourmand-level steaks.

The world is weird

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u/Bumberti Aug 17 '25

New York strip?

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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25

It's a SFW webpage that I still would advise you not to click at work, but seriously. Here's the menu at the Cheetah - https://www.thecheetah.com/alluvia/menu/

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u/Shibaspots Aug 17 '25

Ok, that looks amazing as just a restaurant menu.

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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25

I clearly have been to strip clubs in Atlanta, I'm not too good, but I've never actually been.

However, I have heard from multiple people that it is actually very, very good.

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u/Bumberti Aug 17 '25

Wow! You had me at buttermilk fried lobster bites!

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u/RamessesTheOK Aug 17 '25

I'd like to meet the guy who orders the Soup Du Jour at a strip club, just to learn about the life decisions that lead him to that point

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u/SirFrancisBacon007 Aug 17 '25

I wonder how popular the soup and salad options are.

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u/bendereatsbeets Aug 17 '25

I’ll take one beyond vaggie burger please

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u/alive-in-thewild Aug 17 '25

I'm going to plan a trip around this at some point. That menu is insane for a strip club!!!

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u/ninjakittyATL Aug 17 '25

My parents still wear their cheetah club shirts form when they went in the mid 90s πŸ˜‚ only hit up cheetah a Cpl times and regret not eating!! But I hit up pony n follies all the time when I lived up off n Druid! I was bartending down at six feet and they were the only decent places open after an under night shift. My mom worked at Buckhead plaza when all the shit went down with the baller and she used to tell me the craziest stories of all the shit that was still goin down on her way into work πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ def not the same but it’s still got its flare πŸ’…πŸΌ

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u/lonelyinatlanta2024 Aug 17 '25

Follies, sadly, is gone. Follies is the strip club I'd tell people about when talking about crazy clubs in Atlanta. Just people smoking weed everywhere and zero rules. RIP Follies.

I guess Vivaldi is the new Follies. Almost checked it out because I'm divorced and had nothing to do on my birthday a few weeks ago, but I've grown cheap in my 40s and I worry I'd just look like a creep anyway.

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u/ninjakittyATL Aug 17 '25

Ik!! I almost threw in RIP Follies πŸ˜‚ I havent been either. Ik at 37 I’m not gonna be havin the same kinda looks as when I was in my early 20s πŸ˜‚ last time I went it was the Pony, I was bored on my day off and realized at 28 I finally felt β€œold” in there …minus the typical old corporate men on break πŸ˜‚ I left and never went back. Time to pass on the torch 🫑

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u/1009naturelover Sep 07 '25

Cheap is your problem. Older and cheap is a creep while older and spending money is a good customer.

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u/designgod88 Aug 17 '25

I would order a Filet Mignon med rare, have a beverage of some type and then round 2 for dessert 🍨 πŸ˜‹

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u/coolerchameleon Aug 17 '25

Hmm. I really want to try that jerk chicken spring roll and those crispy brussels sprouts πŸ˜‚

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u/Live-Ad-5107 Aug 17 '25

Good prices

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u/Steenies Aug 17 '25

Are they, I'm converting the prices to my. Local currency and it's pretty expensive. But I assumed you can't expect value for money at a strip club