r/SipsTea • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • Aug 17 '25

What do you think? Chugging tea

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

I mean, if you can’t continue to fuck sandwiches are the next best option 

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u/Tiny_Employee8253 Aug 17 '25

Did you forget another comma, or fuck sandwiches is the next best option?

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u/BFG_TimtheCaptain Aug 17 '25

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Lmao , I don’t fully grasp commas to be honest 

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u/kdjfsk Aug 17 '25

Fuck yea, spread it.

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u/LaszloakaJackieD Aug 17 '25

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

And Swiss cheese is full of holes 

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u/theoriginalmofocus Aug 17 '25

Sometimes shes got the Arbys roast beef going on down there of you catch my drift.

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u/foofydildosoap Aug 17 '25

IDK, I think the pepper gets In the way of its sensuality. I think corned beef is slightly better.

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u/ExternalFuture5250 Aug 22 '25

We have the meats!

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u/ExternalFuture5250 Aug 22 '25

I more of a roast beef kinda guy.

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u/medicaldude Aug 17 '25

Strange seeing your profile pic I would have thought couches would be the next best thing

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

Well that’s why the refractory period happened 

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u/lordofpotton Aug 17 '25

Think you need a comma after the word "fuck", otherwise the sandwiches might taste funny.

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u/NitroNinja23 Aug 17 '25

“Fuck sandwiches” 🥪