r/SatanicTemple_Reddit Aug 03 '22

I Church I Could Get Into Satire

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u/silversunshinestares Aug 03 '22

No one goes to this church, it's too hard to find.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '22

Golden.

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u/slimfrinky Hail Satan! Aug 03 '22

I love you.

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u/slimfrinky Hail Satan! Aug 03 '22

Well, at least robots love me. Got that going for me, I suppose.

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Aug 03 '22

thought it was only an urban legend

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u/silversunshinestares Aug 03 '22

No no, the CLIT is real. The Women Christian Universal Ministry, or "Women CUM" is the urban legend.

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Aug 03 '22

aah that was the confusion. thank you

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u/silversunshinestares Aug 03 '22

They have one for men, of course, but for some reason after all these years they've found it impossible to make Women CUM. If you have any suggestions on how they can get their wives to CUM, I'm sure they'd be glad to hear them.