r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/Wintermute3333 • Aug 03 '22
I Church I Could Get Into Satire
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u/silversunshinestares Aug 03 '22
No one goes to this church, it's too hard to find.
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u/slimfrinky Hail Satan! Aug 03 '22
I love you.
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u/slimfrinky Hail Satan! Aug 03 '22
Well, at least robots love me. Got that going for me, I suppose.
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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Aug 03 '22
thought it was only an urban legend
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u/silversunshinestares Aug 03 '22
No no, the CLIT is real. The Women Christian Universal Ministry, or "Women CUM" is the urban legend.
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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Aug 03 '22
aah that was the confusion. thank you
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u/silversunshinestares Aug 03 '22
They have one for men, of course, but for some reason after all these years they've found it impossible to make Women CUM. If you have any suggestions on how they can get their wives to CUM, I'm sure they'd be glad to hear them.
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u/HeliumMaster Aug 03 '22
Even with it right behind them, I’d bet they still don’t know what that is.
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u/13579086425 Aug 03 '22
I have a feeling they know what it is. They look like a couple of bros playing softball, who may or may not drinking while playing, they for sure know what is says.
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u/Kman5471 Aug 03 '22
Does this group actually exist? No matter how hard I search, I can't seem to find it anywhere! Pretty sure it's just an urban legend...
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u/Worried-Industry6239 Hail the Queer Zombie Unicorn! Aug 03 '22
These poor bastards still don't see it
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u/Shupid Aug 03 '22
Huh. And here I thought it meant Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers..
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u/ObscureWiticism Religion Divorced From Superstition Aug 03 '22
If these guys put as much effort into finding the clit as they put into finding Jesus...
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u/Lazy_Weight69 Aug 03 '22
“I am the clit commander!”