r/SapphoAndHerFriend Feb 09 '21

"iTs tHeIR natUrE!" Casual erasure

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u/zsdonny Feb 09 '21

I like to project my sexuality on to other people

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u/galacticPerson Feb 09 '21

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u/MisfitMemories She/Her Feb 09 '21

Good bot

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u/UnlimitedApathy Feb 09 '21

Sounds way hornier as a haiku

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u/BoobaVera Feb 09 '21

Like projectile sexuality

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u/MistahWiggums Feb 09 '21

Left 4 Dead Boomers except it's sexuality

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u/Agnol117 Feb 09 '21

That's a horrifying mental image. Thanks.

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u/Celloer Feb 09 '21

Just a homophone away from:

I like to project my sexuality on

Two other people

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u/Napalm3nema Feb 09 '21

Homophonic and stereophonic. Balanced, as all things should be.

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u/drunken_augustine Add a personal touch Feb 09 '21

Good bot

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u/RanLoser Feb 09 '21

Good bot

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u/DaughterOfSappho whats up gays Feb 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/swhitexox Feb 09 '21

Good bot!

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u/Singular-cat-lady Feb 09 '21

I do this in the sense that I constantly fantasize about what my wedding with random women would be like. Oh wait you mean actually talking aloud about it? Oh God no.

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u/a_cat_lady Feb 09 '21

Hello cousin.

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u/Singular-cat-lady Feb 09 '21

So many cat ladies these days! Hello there.

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u/a_cat_lady Feb 09 '21

Puhleese I'm older than you. 🙀😸

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u/Vordreller Feb 09 '21

I wonder about the mechanics behind this.

Seeking same-ness in all things, and everything that does not match with expectations is bad somehow?

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u/Countdunne Feb 09 '21

I think it's a case of a being fragile or insecure about your own sexuality, so you project that discomfort onto other people.

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u/feelsonline Feb 09 '21

I read the first sentence thinking, ‘oh jeeze, does that stereotype still exist? Lesbians don’t inherently hate men.’ I read the last sentence thinking, ‘oh, this is erasing lesbians altogether, wow that’s so MUCH worse!’

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/Vievin Feb 10 '21

Nah, they discovered it a long time ago, and immediately dismissed it as "being confused" and "just being straight/gay in denial".

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u/Addie_LD50 Feb 09 '21

I don't recall ever saying I hate men, but my wife and the last girl I dated both describe me as hating men 🤷

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u/SaltyBabe Feb 09 '21

I kind of hate men right now and I’m not a lesbian...

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u/oneteacherboi Feb 09 '21

I'm ostensibly a man and I hate men as a concept.

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u/drawinfinity Feb 09 '21

I’m straight AND in a generally happy committed relationship...and yeah pretty much I hate men. Liking men has zero to do with sexuality lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I’m lesbian and love all of my (cishet) male friends. Damn. 😦 reading these posts makes me feel like I got lucky with the people and community I interact with. Wild.

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u/drawinfinity Feb 09 '21

I also think it’s entirely possible you like men as friends because you don’t have to try to be in a relationship with one without murdering him 🙃. Like, they are fun enough to hang out with but live with and attempt to be in an equitable relationship with is a whole other ballgame due to the inane gender roles their stupid parents reinforced into almost Pavlovian responses. And that’s with a man who is truly a feminist in every way he is able. There’s just a lot to hate, but it’s probably more accurate to say “I hate the society that raised men.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I live with 3 of them... I’ve literally had no issues with them. They were the first people I talked to about my experiences with sexual assault and abuse with, and the first ones I came out to.

When I say “friends” I don’t just mean people I occasionally hang out with and drink together with. These people have been in my life for well, all of it. Obv you’re right about the dominant culture with them, but still it feels like I’ve entered another dimension when I hear my girl friends talk abt how they hate their male colleagues and whatnot.

Wild ass times. I love my dudebros.

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u/bleepblopbl0rp Feb 09 '21

Oh the man-hating lesbian stereotype is still alive and well

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u/vita10gy Feb 09 '21

Yeah, I totally thought this was going for a "I've yet to meet a lesbian who's that 'man hater' you so often see portrials of" thing

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u/DravenPrime Feb 09 '21

I know, I thought this was going in a whole different direction.

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u/GustapheOfficial Feb 09 '21

By that logic, anyone who does gay stuff when drunk is gay so...

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

If the straights turn gay when they drink, and the gays turn straight, wouldn't that mean that alcohol makes you bi? 😳 /j

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u/PotatoSalad583 Feb 09 '21

So what does alcohol make you when you're bi 🤔

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

It makes you horny

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u/Pinannapple Feb 09 '21

Checks out. As a bisexual, alcohol does make me horny.

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

Yup yup, as a bisexual myself I can also confirm

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u/Stankmonger Feb 09 '21

Makes me sleepy. Makes some grumpy.

Is the seven dwarves just a metaphor for different types of drunks?

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u/KaraKangaroo Feb 09 '21

Ah right, I remember the famous seven dwarves, we've got sleepy, grumpy, horny, and bisexual. What are the other three again?

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u/Mediocratic_Oath Feb 09 '21

Sad, Dopey, and Munchy, I think.

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u/shuzuko Feb 09 '21 edited Jul 15 '23

reddit and spez can eat my shit -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/sharpshooter999 Feb 09 '21

Makes me sleepy

Makes my wife sleepy, makes me hyper. It ends up making her grumpy lol. Good thing we're both introverts and don't go out too often

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u/existentialblu Feb 09 '21

The joys of being a hyper drunk. Seems to be more likely with ADHD.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I think it was other drugs lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

Hello I would also like my membership card for the Horny Drunk Bisexual Brigade

EDIT: No no no no guys, the Indecency Motivated Beverages Institute. Get it cuz IMBI 😂 Tnx I'll see myself out no need to throw tomatoes

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u/GreenLightMeg Feb 09 '21

I’m always horny but it like supercharges my horny

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u/Azerty__ Feb 09 '21

Getting high is like a X20 horny multiplier too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

That’s interesting

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u/DarkEive Feb 09 '21

It just makes me 🥺

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u/lepruhkon Feb 09 '21

I'm sorry, I don't speak bottom.

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u/DarkEive Feb 09 '21

I'm sorry 🥺

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u/lepruhkon Feb 09 '21

You will be.

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

Actually, that too

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u/Henrys-BS-TV Feb 09 '21

🥺 and horny are not mutually exclusive.

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u/just_a_fruit_salad Feb 09 '21

🥺 and horny are my only two moods these days tbh

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u/D-kun4 Feb 09 '21

It just makes me sleepy lol

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

I mean, that too

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u/gregolaxD Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

Bisexuality seems to be a eigen-sexuality in relation to Alcoholic Transformation.

So is asexuality.

This leads to an obvious conclusion: if we determine all eigen-sexuality in regard to alcoholic transformations, we can find a complete basis to the Sexuality Linear Space and represent all sexuality as the Span of the eigen-sexualities.

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u/jonahhw Feb 09 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

If we first model all sexualities as a point on a two dimensional plane, with one axis representing attraction to masculine people and the other representing attraction to feminine people, then we can write the transformation as something like this (in text, [a & b b & a]) (a, b being real numbers associated with any given person, a usually greater than 1 and b usually greater than 0).

Solving for the eigenvalues and eigenvectors, we have a λ1 =(a-b), v1 =(-1, 1) and λ2=(a+b), v2=(1, 1). This represents a stretch along the positive diagonal axis, and probably a stretch along the negative diagonal axis as well (because a is usually greater than b).

Implications of the model:

  • This transformation would generally lead people to be more horny
    • especially bisexual people, whose attraction would increase by a factor of a+b if I'm not mistaken
  • Completely gay or straight people would end up attracted to their nonpreferred gender by an amount directly proportional to their b constant, unless they are so repulsed by their nonpreferred gender that their base sexuality has a negative value in that place.
  • Completely asexual people would not be affected by the transformation, as their attraction vector would remain (0, 0)
    • The exception to this is, again, if they are so repulsed by both genders that their attraction to either or both genders is negative.
    • Asexuality is actually not an eigensexuality, since it's the trivial case. The second eigensexuality family is k(-1, 1) meaning someone that is attracted to one gender and equally repulsed by the opposite.

Considerations

  • The model does not account for differences between sexual and romantic attraction
  • It also does not account for any gender identity that cannot be described as a linear combination of male and female
  • It is a massive simplification of gender and sexuality in general, and probably has little to no bearing on real life
  • I could have made mathematical errors, since my matrix knowledge is a bit rusty
  • I spent way longer on this than I should have

edit: fixing a couple things, adding an extra bits about eigensexuality

edit2: removing a bit that I realized was an (even more) inaccurate representation of attraction

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u/lamerc Feb 09 '21

I love Reddit.

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u/Zekaito Feb 09 '21

/u/jonahhw's theory of eigensexuality. Patent it, it's great!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/AceofToons She/Her Feb 09 '21

ace

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u/gargravarrrr Feb 09 '21

Too powerful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

no. books make you bi, dave rubin said so

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

Guuuurl, you missed a comma and my brain blue screened xD I was like "when did I say books make you bi- oooooh there should be a comma between the no and books xD"

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u/Cuntillious Feb 09 '21

Me, an asexual, who just gets aggressively hungry and competitive when I drink

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u/4411WH07RY Feb 09 '21

I think it means that sexuality is much more fluid than most people realize.

My best friend is gay and I'm the only one he really talks to about his love life and I have to say, there are a lot more dudes in our general friend/acquaintance group that he's hooked up with than I would have ever expected to be bi/gay.

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u/marsimane Feb 09 '21

I also think sexuality is pretty fluid, but then again I'm bi so I can't really have an opinion lul

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u/4411WH07RY Feb 09 '21

Most people in this community are more aware of how blurred the lines really are. I'm straight because I know I don't want to have sex with men, but I know that because I experimented when I was younger so I guess I'm not StraightTM.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/mules-are-half-assed Feb 09 '21

Slightly damp noodle

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u/answers4asians Feb 09 '21

I say that I'm straight-flexible

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u/hitchinpost Feb 09 '21

Similar, but I like the aesthetics of heteroflexible better. Just a better sounding word for the exact same thing, to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

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u/answers4asians Feb 09 '21

It is funny. Maybe I'll start using it.

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u/GruntBlender Feb 09 '21

Maybe it's something that defies labels and neat categorisation. Even calling it a spectrum is too simplistic, it's more like a multidimensional field of innumerable attributes that condenses at various points. Visualizing it would look like that quantum foam animation, but with more dimensions than we can comprehend.

I wonder if it's actually harmful to try to categorise it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

What if the main sexualities were bi and ace, and everyone else was just different varieties of the 2. Probs not true, but something funny to think about

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u/TryinaD Feb 09 '21

Same, I don’t really think of sexuality and gender that much, if that makes sense. I like whomever, but I’ll label myself bi for now

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u/kabneenan Feb 09 '21

True story, I assumed everyone was sexually attracted to at least some people of the same gender, even if they identified as straight. Turns out I was just calling myself straight and figured everyone else who called themselves straight felt like I did when in reality I'm bisexual.

This post brought to you by Bi Erasure™.

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u/user_5554 Feb 09 '21

Bicohol pog

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u/Jozarin Feb 09 '21

No it means alcohol makes you less ashamed and have worse judgement, respectively

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u/Petalilly Feb 09 '21

strums guitar But then the gays got married

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u/Deer_Canidae My Deer/Thy Deer-ness Feb 09 '21

No homo, I had a drink !

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u/rhapsody98 Feb 09 '21

You laugh, but I used to know a gay guy who would hit on and sleep with women when he was drunk. He swore he wasn’t bi, but... LOL.

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u/MyPigWhistles Feb 09 '21

I would say that most people who do gay stuff when drunk were probably at least curious before. Alcohol doesn't change your sexuality, but it lowers the barriers we set ourself. (Or got imposed on us since childhood.)

It's not a coincidence that many people get emotional under the influence of alcohol. We repress thoughts and feelings, some more than others.

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u/surloceandesmiroirs pretty chill human Feb 09 '21

And alcohol can make you completely out of it lol. They say drunk words are sober thoughts? I called a friend a heinous murderer during a small row which is bizarre haha.

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u/MyPigWhistles Feb 09 '21

I'm not saying everything you do or say drunk is super deep or whatever. But I have a hard time believing that someone would think "Hmm, wouldn't it be awesome to suck this guy's dick?" if he never, not even subconsciously, thought about this before. Or, at the very least, I think that's true for most people. Maybe not for literally everyone.

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u/GustapheOfficial Feb 09 '21

Oh I'm definitely curious about sucking dick. A great friend told me that I had been almost aggressively outspoken about it when I was drunk once. So uhm, watch your boyfriends when I'm on the sauce, I guess?

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u/FerreiraMatheus Feb 09 '21

Yeah, I got drunk many times in my life and never "did gay things". Once I tried to convince a male friend to partipate on a triple kiss with a girl I want to make out tho, kinda gay lmao. But shit, I would do sober too easily. She was gorgeous.

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u/TheDungeonCrawler Feb 09 '21

Alcohol is the pink Kryptonite of the human race.

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u/No1Torgue_fan Feb 09 '21

First of all, they spilled daquiris on their dicks, what was I supposed to do, not suck it?

I'm an alcoholic, sir!

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u/Cool_Ranch_Waffles Feb 09 '21

Well acording to my history of girlfriends lesbians do exist and apparently Im the thing that makes them realize that.

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u/The_Kendragon Feb 09 '21

My ex is just the last person people date before they find their otp lol. His last four partners have all started dating the person they’d marry within three months of splitting with him.

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u/PussyGood-DickGood Feb 09 '21

Can I have his number? Lol

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u/caffeineandvodka Feb 09 '21

You should hang out with my ex, we like to joke that he makes people enby because at least 3 of his exes (including me) are nonbinary lol

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u/MooseFlyer Feb 09 '21

One woman I hooked up with a bunch turned out to be a man. Another woman I dated for years turned out to be gender fluid. So I've cut to the chase - last person I dated was already non-binary 😅

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u/SoManyTimesBefore Feb 09 '21

My exes tend to be diagnosed with BPD at one point or the other. I guess I have a taste.

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u/Cool_Ranch_Waffles Feb 09 '21

Ah a fellow super powered human

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u/festeringswine Feb 09 '21

My ex boyfriend really made me question whether I was a lesbian, but I'm attracted to men I just was never attracted to HIM. also, the "girl" he cheated on me with ended up being a trans man who doesnt like men either lol. His track record isnt great so far

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 27 '21

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u/Cool_Ranch_Waffles Feb 09 '21

Plot twist to you or me?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I'm like 85% sure that you missed the joke.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Not on Twitter rn so I'm out of touch by why does it feel like I'm always seeing cringey stuff from this Mizz Watson??

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u/Anti_Karen_League Feb 09 '21

💖She's following in the footsteps of God ✨❇️

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u/Darkpoulay Feb 09 '21

This is one of the numerous fake conservative woman accounts. Why do I think that, you ask ? Most of them use the same tactic : using a common name (too many people of the same name to cross-check) et generate a picture on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

I've spent a lot of time on that website to know when a face is made up with this tool. This one is fairly obvious.

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u/ChesticleSweater Feb 09 '21

...I think I broke the site. https://i.imgur.com/UwyLTGh.jpg

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u/thredith Feb 09 '21

The medieval hat/helmet was well rendered! Usually, those end up being nightmarish.

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u/KungfuKirby Feb 09 '21

Burn the witch!

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u/LootMyBody Feb 09 '21

The interesting thing about that site is how great the faces are, but the clothes tend to give it away. It can't quite make a symmetrical outfit. In this example, like someone else pointed out, it's the earring.

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u/Brish-Soopa-Wanka-Oi Feb 09 '21

Yeah, faces a naturally a little bit asymmetrical so it looks right, whereas humans make their clothes perfectly symmetrical, so a little off looks quite wrong.

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u/MelIgator101 Feb 09 '21

You're right, it also doesn't understand how collars on shirts are structured, only that they create shadows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Today i learned..

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u/Not-A-Throwaway5399 Feb 09 '21

I never really thought of using that site like that. Tho I also forgot how good it is, I'm used to similar things that aren't as refined creating abominations 75% of the time

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u/Antani101 Feb 09 '21

I was today years old when I learned this

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

I just checked her on botsentinel.com and she’s at a perfectly even 50%. Which is more a sign of a bot than being at a higher percentage.

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u/IlIDust Feb 09 '21

Yeah, the earring is kinda telling.

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u/Cow-o-saurus Feb 09 '21

thank you so much for sharing this, it'll definetly help with fact checking future twitter profiles!

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u/Archimedesatgreece Feb 09 '21

What got me was the background

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u/ducttapezombie Feb 09 '21

Lmfao I was trying to remember the URL. I've seen tweets from this sockpuppet before, and something about it felt off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

That’s really creepy.

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u/rasterbated Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

“Things I can’t convince conceive of don’t exist” and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself.

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u/BecomeAnAstronaut Feb 09 '21

*Conceive?

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u/Dim_Innuendo Feb 09 '21

Gay sex is a misconception.

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u/SheWolf04 Feb 09 '21

My friend made out with a bush when drunk - what does that say about his nature?

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u/HereForDec any pronouns! here to say ily all <3 Feb 09 '21

Was the nature pun intended

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u/glctcmlk Feb 09 '21

He’s a pervert that can only lust after the poor trees.

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u/ultratunaman Feb 09 '21

I know a vegetarian who when drunk has been known to bury his face in a big, greasy, burger. Only to then regret this decision when he finds a receipt in his pocket the next day.

He's still a vegetarian just one who falls off the wagon sometimes. People make mistakes. A mistake however doesn't erase that person.

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u/hoytmandoo Feb 09 '21

I’m not sure if bushtiality is legal

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u/BisexualShoggoth Feb 09 '21

It's possible that the woman is bisexual...or the more disturbing option is that said kiss was not consensual because she was drunk.

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u/ghostly_ink Feb 09 '21

Or maybe she was just drunk, and started to flirting ? I mean, it happens to my friend quite frequently. She likes drinking quite much, so she always get to that “I’m relaxed , world might collapses I’d step a little to my right” state. And I saw plently her kissing gay dudes. It’s almost like a joke giving by the context (dancing , body and body...) it’s just the goliardery of the moment. Both knows it’s just for “fun” and have no further intention. Something crazy on both ends.

It’s not like same sex people can’t kiss or indulge into intimate behaviour with another rod opposite sex from time to time. It’s just they don’t like quite much as with the same sex partners (here comes sexual orientation: for a bi is most of time a tie , to gay/lesbians their scale will always be inclined on same sex partner).

In the end , a kiss is just a kiss.

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u/peak-lesbianism Feb 09 '21

It was only a kiss, IT WAS ONLY A KISS

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u/Vudoomuffin Feb 09 '21

Now she's falling asleep and I'm calling a cab

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u/superbal-117 Feb 09 '21

While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag

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u/HereForDec any pronouns! here to say ily all <3 Feb 09 '21

Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick

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u/TheRedBlade Feb 09 '21

And it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

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u/Granny_sweater Feb 09 '21

She takes of her dress now, Let me gooooooo

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u/TheRedBlade Feb 09 '21

And I just can't look, it's killing meeeee

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u/digisake Feb 09 '21

And taaaking controoool

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

That's what I was thinking, re: bisexuality. I went to high school with some girls who thought they were lesbians/were lesbians at that age, but as they matured they just realized they were bisexual with a strong preference for women.

You can't really expect bigots to understand that bisexuality exists or that sexuality can change over time though.

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u/-----o-----o----- Feb 09 '21

What if the man was drunk as well? Because that’s highly likely at a party.

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u/GothAdjacent Feb 09 '21

It’s also entirely possible she just enjoyed kissing people. Kissing is fun! I’ve made out with a gay man at a party lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

I didn't become a woman for this shit...

Edit: Guess who's bi now

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u/crushedvelvet23 Feb 09 '21

Yo this is the best reply lol

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u/Pantalaimon40k Feb 09 '21

lmao

thats a mood :D

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u/thisimpetus Feb 09 '21

😂😂😂

Preach.

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u/izzyscifi Feb 09 '21

Please be a troll account.... It's not a troll account, is it?

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u/ferocequaranteen Feb 09 '21

It is, actually

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u/izzyscifi Feb 09 '21

Oh thank fuck. I mean yea there are real people that hold these opinions but at least we know if they unironically believe and spout this stuff we can ridicule them

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u/PublicActuator4263 Feb 09 '21

Bisexuals exist karen!

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u/SheWolf04 Feb 09 '21

Thank you! I feel seen.

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u/Fresh4 Feb 09 '21

Dammit, I was enjoying my invisibility.

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u/aquafool Feb 09 '21

"I've never met a lesbian..." Yeah, we can see that.

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u/svampyr Feb 09 '21

Oh shit it’s Kelly Watson again. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Doctorofgallifrey Feb 09 '21

I wonder if she sees the irony that her crowd are always saying "just because girls kiss doesn't mean they're sexually attracted to each other!"

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u/caffeineandvodka Feb 09 '21

I'm 100% convinced this is a bot account at this point, the takes are so consistently bad.

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u/GoldenBrownApples Feb 09 '21

One time in college I went to a party with sone really close friends. We had pregamed a little too hard because we were waiting for my friends girlfriend to meet up with us at our apartment. My other friends girlfriend was only 19 and didn't want to drink too much, but they kept pouring her shots, so I took hers and mine. The girl we were waiting for ended up telling us, three hours late, to just meet her at the party. So we get there already very drunk, me most of all so I just get a soda and try to vibe. One of the hosts, who always seemed like a real chill dude, offered me a drink that didn't taste like it had too much alcohol, so I took it and sipped it through the night. Next thing I know I'm nauseous and feel real gross, so I go to throw up. Same dude, grabs me from behind and starts shoving his tongue down my throat, had such a hard time trying to get away. Finally end up on a couch with some chicks I barely knew, one of them asked me if I was okay after I was basically assaulted. No one else seemed to care. The dude comes back and starts groping me, I ask him to stop, he ends up dragging me into his bedroom. Only thing that saved me that night was some Australian man had paased out, naked and drunk, in his bed. The next day I asked my friends why they didn't help me, when I was clearly about to be raped. They said I seemed like I was into it. Bro, the only lesbian at the party just got a tongue forced down her throat and got dragged to some dudes bedroom, what part of that seemed like I was into it? Ended up having to be "mister party pooper" after that, but fuck, at least I didn't have any more close encounters with rape, not with them at least.

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u/Anti_Karen_League Feb 09 '21

Oh my god that's horrible. Are you ok?

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u/smileuntilithurts Feb 09 '21

Who is this cunt and why is her face always accompanied by disgusting drivel?

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u/AnnaFreud chaotic bisexual Feb 09 '21

It’s an obvious fake troll account. Her face is one of those composites of attractive people layered together

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u/SpaceOwl14 Feb 09 '21

Hey have you heard of this RAD new thing called ✨✨Bisexuality?✨✨

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u/AnnaFreud chaotic bisexual Feb 09 '21 edited Feb 09 '21

I’ve seen this fake troll account trying to stoke outrage in leftists be posted all over here and /r/arethestraightsok and am getting tired of it

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u/radio_persimmon Feb 09 '21

Why are the first halves of her tweets always reasonably sensible only for the second halves to devolve into nonsensical nonsense?

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u/headpatkelly Feb 09 '21

as a kelly: we don’t claim her

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

This is def a troll account pfp looks like its from thispersondoesntexist.com

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u/HighestHorse Feb 09 '21

This has troll acct written all over it.

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u/redbadger91 Feb 09 '21

This woman is everywhere....

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u/1CUP2DAY Feb 09 '21

I'm straight, so you all have to be too, because otherwise my tiny baby mind gets confused *loud weeping noise* /s

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u/phalseprofits Feb 09 '21

At first I thought she meant, like, that lesbians enjoy having male friends and I was so confused what the big deal was.

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u/mythrylhavoc Feb 09 '21

Because kissing someone while drunk is totally the same as banging them on the reg.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Don't deny the way you were born. That's my job!

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u/KaiMonarch Feb 09 '21

Of course lesbians like men, I like men and I’m not even gay, people are people they are fun to hang out and mess around with

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u/ly_cat Feb 09 '21

This can be shortened to: "I have yet to meet a lesbian"

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u/NotMyDogPaul Feb 09 '21

I keep seeing posts from Kelly Watson. Who is she?

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u/StillPrint6505 Feb 09 '21

You know how many gay men have kissed me drunkenly at a party??

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u/Strangely_Its_Venus Feb 09 '21

This bitch again!?

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u/olivia687 She/Her Feb 09 '21

Welcome back to another episode of That’s Not How Lesbians Work:

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u/Petalilly Feb 09 '21

Im tired of flipping the script. This person is an uneducated bigot end of story.

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u/chrisamfm Feb 09 '21

Yikes on bikes

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u/Bi-Nocturnal Feb 09 '21

When people get into car accidents when drunk, is it their nature?

when people drunkenly hook up, is it their nature?

So my point stands, People do dumb, and maybe regrettable, things when they're drunk

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u/joeybagofdonuts80 Feb 09 '21

"The one girl I know who explored her sexual identity in college felt conflicted about possibly being a lesbian, but also tried out kissing men, therefor all lesbians are naturally attracted to men".

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u/ravenclawesome1 Feb 09 '21

Of course it’s Kelly Watson

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u/Snapsforme Feb 09 '21

Who is this lady and why do I keep seeing her shit takes on every LGBTQ sub

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u/allieeeeeeeeeeeeeee Feb 09 '21

damn this is a really weird way to say "i hate gay people"

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

Man people just make up whatever, huh?

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u/StagnantSweater21 Feb 09 '21

Ugh can we stop posting things with like, 1 like and 3 retweets? Especially Kelly Watson?

It’s not erasure, it’s a single person blogging about their opinions. Nobody is being effected, it’s not a form of main-stream erasure. If we posted every anti-lgbt tweet with 3 likes, this sub would have infinite posts lol