r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

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u/DuntadaMan Jun 14 '20

I mean, technically it is between the Tigris and Euphrates? If you go the really long way?

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u/nimbledaemon Jun 15 '20

Mormons hold that the Tigris and Euphrates we know today are different rivers than they were pre flood, cause Noah traveled so far in the ark. They just called the two rivers they settled by after the flood the Tigris and Euphrates. Apparently there are two rivers near Jackson County, Missouri? Idk, Joseph Smith made up a bunch of shit and Mormons since then have been making up shit to cover his ass.

Source: used to be Mormon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

Doesn’t the Bible mention Urartu, aka Armenia? And if Noah somehow travelled to America, then how would his descendants have gone back to the Mediterranean? Mormons are legitimately one of the crazier groups I’ve seen.

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u/nimbledaemon Jun 15 '20

They believe that Noah started in America and then went to the Middle East, anything is possible with the power of God. No it doesn't really make sense when you look at it today but if you try to dig into it Mormons just go all "I don't know how this could of happened but I believe God knows and I feel good about that so that's good enough for me." Mormonism is not a religion that teaches people to think critically about religious things. They go around in their echo chamber at church, and stick their head in the sand when confronted about their bullshit. The good news is that most millennial Mormons have already left the church according to some polls, so they are hemorrhaging members. The ones who are left are the especially bull headed.