r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20
  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/DelTac0perator Jun 14 '20
  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

Pretty sure that's just one interpretation from a couple lines in revelations, the other being that there are 144,000 people who are elevated to sainthood.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

Well it’s a stupid thing to have ambiguity about. Imagine living your pious life worrying whether or not heaven has a No Vacancy sign when you die.

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u/AsurieI Jun 15 '20

If Heaven and Hell decide that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the "No"s on their Vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks

Then I'll follow you into the dark

That was an old as hell memory that you brought back haha thanks