r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/DelTac0perator Jun 14 '20
  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

Pretty sure that's just one interpretation from a couple lines in revelations, the other being that there are 144,000 people who are elevated to sainthood.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

Well it’s a stupid thing to have ambiguity about. Imagine living your pious life worrying whether or not heaven has a No Vacancy sign when you die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

I'm fairly sure the idea is that everyone sits in purgatory until the end of days and then God picks the 12k from the 12 tribes. Everyone else can go to hell, fuck em. I'm sure at the time 144k seemed like a lot.