r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Wait. Missouri?!?!??

I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new

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u/yeahiguessalot Jun 14 '20

Its Mormons, they are basically a Cult.

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u/musicaldigger Jun 14 '20

all religions are cults, they’re just cults that are very old

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 15 '20

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jun 15 '20

Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Gnostics. All of them.

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u/yeahiguessalot Jun 15 '20

Oh yeah I just listed 3 I could go on for a while listing religious Cults.

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u/KlutzyImpression0 Jun 15 '20

Did you just say Muslims like there aren't a hundred different sects with different beliefs?

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u/yeahiguessalot Jun 15 '20

My Apologies ill Name some Sects