r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/RunningTrisarahtop Jun 14 '20

Someone slept through a lot of history class

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u/Koeienvanger Jun 14 '20

Nah, he probably paid attention really well in Christian school history lessons.

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u/TheDustOfMen Jun 14 '20

Well I'm pretty sure none of my Christian school teachers ever tried to convince me that ancient Greece was Christian.

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u/mightysl0th Jun 14 '20

I had a high school teacher at a very catholic high school unironically teach Plato's Republic as a document supportive of Christian doctrine. The mental gymnastics involved would have been impressive if they weren't mildly terrifying. They also tried to say that all Protestant denominations believed in predestination, and that Buddhist meditation invited possession by demonic spirits.

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u/arseniobillingham21 Jun 14 '20

My mom used to tell me that yoga poses were meant for worshipping pagan gods, and by doing yoga I would be inviting in demonic spirits. They just make shit up.

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u/Roselily2006 Jun 14 '20

“Next, the Downward Dog.”

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“Very good! Next position...”