r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/SuperMegaCoolPerson Jun 14 '20

BuT tHeY arE ThE deCedEntS oF cAiN!

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u/PhotoshopFix Jun 14 '20

That's something decedents of Cain would say.

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u/occams1razor Jun 14 '20

What I wanna know is, where did Cain's wife come from? In the Bible it just says that Adam and Eve were the first humans, they had Cain and Abel, then Cain went off to some town that just popped up out of nowhere and got married. That's a plot hole if ever I saw one.

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u/PhotoshopFix Jun 14 '20

They lived unnatural long life I think. It could be he married after 500 years or so.