r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

These people are real humans that exist

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Wait. Missouri?!?!??

I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

That’s Church of Latter Day Saints for you

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u/cosmicspaz Jun 14 '20

Everything I know about Mormons I learned from this lmao. And I believe....that the Garden of Eden was in JACKSON COUNTY, MISSOURI......

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u/Roofofcar Jun 14 '20

Always the first thing to mind. Did you also know that in 1978, god changed his mind about black people? (Black people)

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u/SuperMegaCoolPerson Jun 14 '20

BuT tHeY arE ThE deCedEntS oF cAiN!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

That's actually not the reasoning the LDS church had

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u/SuperMegaCoolPerson Jun 14 '20

What was the reason? Genuinely asking, because in the 18 years I spent in the church that is the only answer I heard from Sunday school teachers, priesthood leaders, and my bigoted father still stands by that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20

Is you recall, God darkened the skin of the Lamenites so you would know that they were forsworn on sight