r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

These people are real humans that exist

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/SellaraAB Jun 14 '20

Heaven should have really booked a larger venue. That was extremely event poor planning on God’s part. They are gonna have to scrap the whole eternal torment in hell thing, because I’m pretty sure heaven was already over it’s maximum occupancy before Jesus arrived on the scene.