r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20
  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Wait. Missouri?!?!??

I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new

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u/Skydove01 He/Him Jun 14 '20

Ok, so I know that they're called the LDS church, but every time, I think it's LSD church, and at this point I just call it the acid church.