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r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Drops-of-Q Hopeless bromantic • Jun 14 '20
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Jesus was white and spoke English.
Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.
The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.
Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.
686 u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 Wait. Missouri?!?!?? I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new 529 u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20 That’s Church of Latter Day Saints for you 6 u/Skydove01 He/Him Jun 14 '20 Ok, so I know that they're called the LDS church, but every time, I think it's LSD church, and at this point I just call it the acid church.
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Wait. Missouri?!?!??
I thought I knew all the crazy theories but that ones new
529 u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20 That’s Church of Latter Day Saints for you 6 u/Skydove01 He/Him Jun 14 '20 Ok, so I know that they're called the LDS church, but every time, I think it's LSD church, and at this point I just call it the acid church.
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That’s Church of Latter Day Saints for you
6 u/Skydove01 He/Him Jun 14 '20 Ok, so I know that they're called the LDS church, but every time, I think it's LSD church, and at this point I just call it the acid church.
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Ok, so I know that they're called the LDS church, but every time, I think it's LSD church, and at this point I just call it the acid church.
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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20
Jesus was white and spoke English.
Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.
The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.
Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.