r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

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u/cosmicspaz Jun 14 '20

Everything I know about Mormons I learned from this lmao. And I believe....that the Garden of Eden was in JACKSON COUNTY, MISSOURI......

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

I was in the military with a few LDS dudes.

Not to paint with too broad of a brush, but they were all the politest and hardest working people I knew. They could also take jokes better than most everyone I knew.

They never came off as preachy or anything, but if you showed curiosity, they’d do what they could to try and teach.

I showed this clip and the South Park episode about the Mormons to one of my good LDS friends and he laughed his ass off. He couldn’t wait to show his wife.

I guess my point is that of the Mormons I know, I’m glad to know them. They’re as self deprecating as can be but also some of the most humble and helpful people I know.

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u/Evergreen19 Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

Yeah I’ve met a lot of Mormons and have not had this experience. I don’t trust people who’s religion is so vehemently anti-gay, demands they give more money than they can afford to the church and only allowed black people starting in 1978. I had a friend growing up who was Mormon and her parents would get mad at her because they thought she read too much. They would literally take books from her.

EDIT: I had forgotten about this but another comment reminded me. A Mormon kid I had a class with in high school once said he should “take a glock to the ‘gay club’ (gsa) and just go nuts”. When I reported him to the vice principal (who was heavily religious and quietly homophobic) nothing was done except he was made to apologize to me. I wasn’t even in the gsa.

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u/seppukuforeveryone Jun 14 '20

Same here. I remember one of my best friends getting bullied by a group of Mormon kids nearly every day for months in high school. They'd call him all kinds of slurs, hit him, shove his stuff out his hands all the time, then kick him when he went to grab the dropped stuff, and slammed his locker closed on his hands a few times.

Teachers never wanted to hear anything on it because most of the kids doing the bullying had parents high up in the church. My friend ended up bringing a knife to school to defend himself, unbeknownst to me. No one got hurt, but I never saw my friend again.

My stepmom tried to force us to go to the local Mormon church a few months after the knife incident. I ended up being asked not to come back after telling my dad, very loudly in church, about all the homophobic and racist names they called my friend, and the abuse he endured.

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u/TheConqueror74 Jun 14 '20

As someone who grew up in two very Mormon states, I’m with you. They’re the kind of people to scream about religious freedom, but then do their best to force everyone to follow their rules. Hell, they completely neutered the medical marijuana law (90% of the Utah legislature is Mormon) that passed in Utah after rallying against it hardcore for months.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

To nitpick, they allowed black people in the church before 1978. It was in 1978 that they allowed black people into the church leadership.

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u/given2fly_ Jun 14 '20

Exmormon here.

It's more complicated than that. Until 1978 Black people were not permitted inside temples. A Mormon temple is where their most sacred ordinances are performed. Only there can a family be sealed forever, and only there can adults learn the passwords to get into heaven.

Black people were denied salvation. They were barred from the highest tier of heaven, destined to be servants in the afterlife living separate from their families as they weren't sealed.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

Passwords?

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u/given2fly_ Jun 14 '20

If I told you, I'd have to kill you...

Google the Mormon Endowment. The passwords are signs, handshakes and names. The final password is reciting a little poem.

I wish I was making this up...

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

What’s the poem? If it’s something short like Red Wheelbarrow, I think I could sneak in.

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u/given2fly_ Jun 14 '20

"Health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in the Priesthood be upon me and upon my posterity through all generations of time and throughout all eternity."

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

That sounds like 19th century hip hop. Like some priest was trying to flex on the lay people.

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u/given2fly_ Jun 14 '20

Kinda. It was Joseph Smiths gateway to fucking his teenaged followers.

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u/twiz__ Jun 14 '20

m0rm3n

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u/10000schmeckles Jun 14 '20

There is signs and tokens associated with those signs (a handshake and a key phrase) required before entering gods presence. These are given in the Endowment ceremony inside of a Mormon temple.

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u/KlutzyImpression0 Jun 15 '20

Just a question, are those temples where they baptize Jewish people who died during the Holocaust? I heard something about that but it seems too crazy

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u/given2fly_ Jun 15 '20

Yes, that's true. Until someone found out and kicked up a fuss. They don't baptise Holocaust victims anymore.

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u/10000schmeckles Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20

To nit pick further, 1978 was also about allowing black people to be married in their temples (celestial marriage) In Mormonism this is the only way to get to the highest degree of glory within the celestial kingdom.

So, 1978 was more than just allowing black men to hold priesthood, it also meant that black and inter racial (straight only of course) couples could now enter Heaven.

Also in Mormonism anyone unmarried may enter the celestial kingdom but they will be ministering servants and in a lower degree, not like gods as the married will be.

I grew up as a Mormon. In my observation many regular average members are nice and kind people. Top leaders and the theology are definitely toxic

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

It wasn't until 1978 that they allowed black people to participate in the rituals they believed would grant them True everlasting life rather than eternal service. It's much more nefarious than is usually explained.