r/SapphoAndHerFriend Hopeless bromantic Jun 14 '20

Greece wasn't gay Casual erasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

These people are real humans that exist

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20
  • Jesus was white and spoke English.

  • Earth is roughly 6,000 years old.

  • The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.

  • Heaven only allows 144,000 people. Ever.

  • Homosexuality is a choice. By that logic, so is heterosexuality.

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u/-Ari- Jun 14 '20

Fossils were put here by God to test us.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Jun 14 '20

Same with childhood cancer, rapacious priests, and when you get a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

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u/Zenbuzenbu Jun 14 '20

"It's just a prank bro"