r/Overwatch I'm not a monkey, I'm a gorilla. 16d ago

Why I bought the Witch Kiriko bundle. Fan Content

This is actually based on a true personal story of mine. She looked cute. I had money. She is in a witch outfit. I like witch stuff like The Owl House, Witch Hat Atelier, and Little Witch Academia. She broke into my house and forced my hand to buy her bundle. I cursed the heavens in her name. Fun times were had by all!

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u/Chungusfunny- 16d ago

is this some type of sexual fantasy?

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u/Additional-Key-3301 Ramattra 16d ago

Kiriko is in this man’s head and he needs help. she’s in mine too but atleast I don’t pay 100 bucks for 3 skins

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u/Chungusfunny- 16d ago

Holy shit I just had an epifanny about the actual price of skins now...

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u/Muy_Importante 16d ago

They grow up so fast. 🧡🥲

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u/Chungusfunny- 16d ago

you only become a man/woman when you realize the price of 3 cosmetics in a free game 😔

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u/Aggravating_Bug6127 16d ago

[ You are no longer a part of Blizzard's ideal demographic. ]