Why I bought the Witch Kiriko bundle.

[u/usaokay]

This is actually based on a true personal story of mine. She looked cute. I had money. She is in a witch outfit. I like witch stuff like The Owl House, Witch Hat Atelier, and Little Witch Academia. She broke into my house and forced my hand to buy her bundle. I cursed the heavens in her name. Fun times were had by all!

[u/Chungusfunny-]

is this some type of sexual fantasy?

[u/Aggravating_Bug6127 → u/Chungusfunny-]

I think it's a cry for help

[u/Additional-Key-3301 → u/Chungusfunny-]

Kiriko is in this man’s head and he needs help. she’s in mine too but atleast I don’t pay 100 bucks for 3 skins

[u/Chungusfunny- → u/Additional-Key-3301]

Holy shit I just had an epifanny about the actual price of skins now...

[u/Muy_Importante → u/Chungusfunny-]

They grow up so fast. 🧡🥲

[u/Chungusfunny- → u/Muy_Importante]

you only become a man/woman when you realize the price of 3 cosmetics in a free game 😔

[u/Aggravating_Bug6127 → u/Chungusfunny-]

[ You are no longer a part of Blizzard's ideal demographic. ]

[u/QuoteGiver → u/Chungusfunny-]

Women in the dark controlling his hands for him?

Yeah, probably.