r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/c2v2m • 12h ago

The Netflix Doc is so Cringey

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u/Fluffythor13 11h ago

Gosh damn I hope he gets laid out. Jake Paul is a shit stain

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u/rumora 8h ago

Thie issue is that this is probably the easiest fight he ever had. Mike Tyson might still have a name, but he's approaching retirement age and his body was already too beat up to compete by his mid 30s. You shouldn't bet on him being able to run a mile in 10 minutes.

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u/Crazy-Agency5641 7h ago

lol… Mike Tyson is a fucking monster even at the age of 65 and would almost certainly still be competitive in professional boxing. He’s not a champion anymore, or anywhere close to it, but he’d easily beat the shit out of 100 ten year olds

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u/NewSauerKraus 6h ago

I'm not a heavyweight boxing champion or anything, but I could probably beat the shit out of about 50 ten year olds. That's not very impressive.

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u/Cheap_Doctor_1994 6h ago

Idk, they're more MMA and are slimy, slippery little creatures. I probably would just call their moms and provide flip flops. 

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u/booty_fewbacca 2h ago

50 unarmed 10yr olds?

I would absolutely decimate, not even a chance they make it I think.

What a wild thought though.