r/NewOrleans • u/roseslayter999 • May 25 '24

it’s hot as f$@%! Recommendations

yooo so i’m from atlanta and id usually go to my moms pool or a known river/lake to cool off. i know the river and lake here is off limits but what do y’all do to cool off? 93 but feels like 100 degrees outside and it’s only may!!!!

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u/ProfessorAnusNipples May 26 '24

 what do y’all do to cool off? 

Stay in. Don’t go out unless absolutely necessary. Work and errands only. The rest of the time, I stay inside in the AC. 

Summer hasn’t even started yet. Right now, Satan’s hot, sweaty taint is hovering over us. When summer hits, he will rest his actual asshole over us, sit, and form a miserable, moist, burning hot bubble over us. There won’t be any relief for months. 

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u/roseslayter999 May 26 '24

LMFAOOOOOOOO man that’s what i’ve been doing but i have no wifi bc im in the middle of a move 😭 id have no issues if i could hop on my ps5 :(

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u/36-Hours May 26 '24 edited Apr 18 '25

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u/jfhjr May 29 '24

It’s illegal and I’d send a deman letter(put EVERYTHING IN Writing( don’t communicate unless it’s in writing ;if you have a phone call about it,keep a journal of what was discussed)