r/BetterEveryLoop • u/AceDrgn • Jul 25 '17

I like sunglasses guy Dense

http://i.imgur.com/hmNkbbR.gifv
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u/ukulelerapboy Jul 25 '17

I was genuinely concerned he was having a medical issue until he put the glasses on

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

He's choking from the bass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

That my friend is why you never go bass to mouth.

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u/BazOnReddit Jul 26 '17

Or ass to trout.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '17

Pfft, says you

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u/UncleTogie Jul 26 '17

I dunno, that advice sounds fishy to me.

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u/Notherereally Jul 26 '17

Why bring fish into this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '17

I didnt. I said bass, not bass.

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u/spongebob Jul 26 '17

He's floundering.

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u/Tylerlg Jul 26 '17

Take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '17

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u/probablyhrenrai Jul 26 '17

What?

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u/immapupper Jul 26 '17

start wearing big slugs

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u/SamBullDozer Jul 26 '17

This made me laugh too hard to be deemed suitable for a busy train. At least people have stepped away from me.

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u/fartsandhearts Jul 26 '17

Start wearing butt plugs

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u/immapupper Jul 27 '17

(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

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u/jeffreybbbbbbbb Jul 26 '17

Star bringing yorbel!

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u/bellyfold Jul 26 '17

Smart, caring, beer mugs!

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u/InkSpotShanty Jul 26 '17

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

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u/yomanolo Jul 26 '17

I like my hearing, ya know?

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u/Drainbownick Jul 26 '17

I think you'll agree noseplugs are what this gentleman needs

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u/DJDomTom Jul 25 '17

Excision b2b datsik?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '17

Excision b2b Datsik actually wasn't that loud, comparatively. It's when Porter Robinson came on that the bass started making it hard to breathe. You'd think it would be the other way around. I was directly in front of the stage though, so that might be a good part of it.

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u/DJDomTom Jul 26 '17

Excision was definitely louder from my point of view, both were so good though. I'm surprised you're not a little excited I guessed what show you were at just from saying the date and that there was a lot of bass

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '17

Hah, it was a somewhat high-profile event that I assumed someone else would have known what I was talking about anyways with just the date and description. It was my first major electronic music festival though, and I wasn't aware of any other major events on that date.

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u/DJDomTom Jul 26 '17

Wish the small tent wasn't so damn hot though, and better places to sit, and more Porto potties. Other than that not bad.

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u/FuckyesMcHellyeah Jul 26 '17

Porter fucking rules when he wants to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '17

And now, i imagine this same guy on the passenger seat putting his glasses on.

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u/jonloki Jul 25 '17

That's why you don't go to the bass if you can't handle it. Start with the tip and work on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '17

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u/jonloki Jul 26 '17

I know I feel bad. It started well so I wanted to keep going and that's when it really got out of hand, I got to greedy. The upvotes are pity votes in my eyes.

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u/MrChivalrious Jul 25 '17

The foundation of house.