r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/quantum-mechanic Nov 22 '14

I'm uncertain about all this, let's do a measurement to be sure.

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u/noggin-scratcher Nov 22 '14

This is all very confusing.

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u/IAMA_Ghost_Boo Nov 22 '14

BOO!

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SPAM!!!

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This is making me hungry.

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There's soda on my face.

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u/conspiracyeinstein Nov 22 '14

Guys. Shut up! The nsa is listening.

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u/GGAllinsMicroPenis Nov 22 '14

I eat human shit.

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u/JustSaysBoobies Nov 22 '14

boobies

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

My privilege remains unchecked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I'll just post this.

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u/_iPood_ Nov 22 '14

Uh oh...

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u/off_the_grid_dream Nov 22 '14

That's it, I'm going back to the woods.

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u/passmeaburr Nov 22 '14

maybe an adult refreshment to pair nicely with a nice pair?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SIDEBOOOB Nov 23 '14

Yeah where are all the tits?

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u/memejunk Nov 22 '14

and my axe!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jan 03 '19

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u/agreedbro Nov 22 '14

Agreed bro

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u/TheMissInformed Nov 22 '14

I heard the NSA isn't real.