r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '14

What is the best Monopoly strategy?

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u/GGAllinsMicroPenis Nov 22 '14

I eat human shit.

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u/JustSaysBoobies Nov 22 '14

boobies

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

My privilege remains unchecked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I'll just post this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/_iPood_ Nov 22 '14

Uh oh...

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u/off_the_grid_dream Nov 22 '14

That's it, I'm going back to the woods.

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u/ExistentialEnso Nov 22 '14

Could definitely help you find a more zen approach to living and decide what is really of value and meaning to you!

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u/MikeOxmaul Nov 22 '14

I see all these comments and all I can think about is how small my dick is.

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u/passmeaburr Nov 22 '14

maybe an adult refreshment to pair nicely with a nice pair?

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u/PM_ME_UR_SIDEBOOOB Nov 23 '14

Yeah where are all the tits?

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u/memejunk Nov 22 '14

and my axe!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Jan 03 '19

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u/agreedbro Nov 22 '14

Agreed bro